* Nyarons 「HARUKAKANATA」*
STARRING PEWDS
(Too Close)
Helloooo and welcome everyone!
You Slav, You Lose! Youtube's Favorite ShowWwWW! (hmmmmmmmmmm, that sentence feels familiar)
Yes that's it, I do think that's it
Let's see how last video-ah, Its fine actually thank you YouTube
( ♥灬 3灬 ♥)
I don't always complain
The Challenge is simple, skratta du
I mean-uh, U sLav, U lOse
that's just the rule, Its very simpol
Bonus point if you check out the merch, Link in the description
Limited time only-LETS GO ON WITH THE VIDEO EVERYBODY
Remember to not SKRATTA (swedish initiates) sKrAttar du då fannnn, då blir jag så arg, arghhhhhhh
Let's begin wOoo I'm excited!
And what do not you like swamps?
I've been living here all my life and advising everyone
That was a real tough one, wasn't it
But I think we made it through that one
We didn't Skratta *Laughs* nO!
nänänänän mannen, inte Skrata, det ska du fan inte göra!
He fell asleep in the workplace
And this can not be done
it's not good
He's just-just sleeping uh in a junkyard, no big deal (I'm not alone)
Everyone does this
(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)
( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
/╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\
*Airhorn noise*
*splat*
(RuN Boi)
I think this meme would work better if it had the Russian Anthem
Sive, I mean Brad #2 will now edit that in
*Exposed*
*Airhorn intensifies*
*Russian Anthem Playing*
*Headphone Warning*
(OoO fIRe)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eAR RaPE*
Fucked in the mouth(Yebanyy v rot)
Fucked in the mouth
*angry Russian noises followed by one of the only russian words I know (Blyat)*
BLYYYAAAAT
See, didn't that work so much better (Yes Felix)
Did you Skratta yet? (Did I?)
HMmMmMmMmmM
Let's keep uhodugsufge
(swedish transformation) Nu kör vi mer klipp, mera klipp tack, det hade vait trevligt med lite mera klipp
(Oh, I have all my fingers)
(The knife goes chop chop chop)
*laughs*
(If I miss the spaces in-between my fingers will come off)
*Skratta some more*
I love Russian school memes
It's like, what are they doing, what is this whole country doing
No one knows
*Why u Skratta evrytym*
(Shake that booty)
(˵ ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆˵)
Seems like a fantastic place to get educated
I... I really finally get why all the eastern European
People who watch my channel, Why they're such intellectuals
I finally understand
If you want to be an intellectual as well
You know where-how to get it
*SKRATTA ALERT*
*Bang*
┗(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)┓
*Skratta*
DOOOOONBAAASSS!!!
Pewds: You've heard this, You saw this
I feel like this has to be staged or something
but the fact isn't just make it so bad ass
How can something so re-*oof*
Be so bad ass at the same time
Like I don't understand
Trying to grasp my head around this
*Bam*
*Skraattta*
*RIP PEWDS*
I gotta see that again
*Sound of Comedy Gold*
*Horse skratta*
I diDN't SkRatTA
JAG SKRATTA INTE!!! TYST DJÄVEL!
What is wrong with your Country?
I don't understand
What is right? What is wrong?
I don't under- I'm just lost (Same here)
We Interrupt this program to bring you a Special (oOo) Report
Sorry to Interrupt
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It's coming out in every console EVER
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Join the discord, Have some fun
*TV Static*
*Sh*tty Accordion playing*
*Meme Review Claps*
*Beautiful singing* ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ(This is a song about vodka)
* Григорий Лепс - Рюмка Водки На Столе (Grigory Leps - A glass of vodka on the table) *
This is unironically fire
Someone needs to do an EDM dance mix of this
PleAse!
I think the fact that its so authentic ya'know
That sort makes it funny
And I mean who said white people dont have culture
There's plenty of it
You just gotta look to the East
Get him
He will bite me
Polish...
JEeSus cHrISt!
Where he is?!
Stop stop stop!
You will hit him!
*Pewds Laughing*
*More Laughing from Video*
He runs
Its TeRriFyINg
Oh my gawd it's gonna attack again
Wait wait
I'll drop my phone
Catch him
nO
No
Awww
Introducing Alexa Slav
*fniss* (giggle in swedish)
Little Girl: Is it for me?
Dad: Its for everyone
Pewds: For everyone
*Skratta Again*
Works even better now
It's for all of us
It's our Alexa
Mom: How's it going?
Dad: I'm just finishing up right now
Little Girl: Is it on?
Dad: Its always on
Little Girl: Can it hear me right now?
Dad: No, It only hears you when you use the wake word we chose
Pewds: NOnONo
It definitely hears you all the time *Laughs*
Dad: Alexa
Little Girl: Well, What does it do?
Dad: Alexa, What do you do?
*Boy has been summoned*
Boy: Awesome!
Pewds: aWeSOme
Boy: Alexa, play rock music
*Russian Music*'
Pewds: Ehehey!
*Russian Music*'
Dad: Alexa, Stop
Mom: Wait, I wanna try
Alexa, what time is it?
Pewds: Jesus Christ
Little Girl: With the companion app, you can access Echo from anywhere
*Some more Russian music*
Little Girl: With everything Echo can do, It's really become part of the family
Commercial Guy: To experience Echo, go to Amazon.com/echo
Need to get me one of those
Seems pretty good
*8-bit version of the Russian Anthem*
(I'm going downgrade to a Nokia)
(Now I see everything)
Beautiful
Nothing like a Russian Anthem on a Finnish phone
*Screams in such pain*
Сука
Блять
*Pewds dying of Laughter*
*more skratta*
That sound is one of my favorite sounds by russians of all time
Сука
Блять
Pewds: Блять
Блять
*Skratta*
WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
YOU PUT YOUR ARM INSIDE A BEAR CAGE
Truly a country of Intellectuals
I'm very proud
*Intro of Friends*
Oh, Catchy! *Intro of Friends*
*Intro of Friends*
This is so nice to see friends hanging out
O K A Y
Alright
Moving on to the next video
That was- *Swedish stuff Agen*
News Lady: *Polish* *Polish*
Guy in the back : WAAHHHHH!!
Pewds: Jesus Christ
What's wrong with your count- I mean what's right with th- *Cracks up*
I mean how else could you look this good
How else could you rock this look so hard?
IStS ThE onLY wAY
Alright I LOST ok
I'm-a I Lost (Finally you admit)
Are you happy? (VERY)
I Skratta
What do you want from me?
That's it for this week's U laf, U slav
I hope you guys enjoyed my fellow comrades
That's right, I was looking for a word
That really shows that we're a family
More than just bros
There ya go, Check out the merch, Link in the description
Really appreciate the limited time only
support the channel
Most likely since this will be demonitized
So I really appreciate it guys, Thank you very much
and leave a like if you lost and leave a like if you lost
*Outro Song*
Caption Author: Jeane Diputado