P: What are you doing?
(laughter)
Stop
Okay so... Marzia doesn't know which game we're going to play today
Uh wait, don't turn, don't turn .
Go back!
Its Valentine's Day
We are playing........Genital Jousting!
(Oh God Why music)
Happy Valentines Day
Oh nooooooooo
Oh yeah >:) Is this the one that you have to ummm...
Put it in the back
Hey!...Butt sex, with a cacti
P: What the hell?! M: What?
Okay, OHHHH NOOO!... Owww!
Don't go near me Marzia... Don't go near me.
P: Don't M: Oh no- oooooh!
No! Don't go in my butt Marzia
M: Isn't that what I have to- (eagle screech) P: (gasp :O )
How dare you?!
P: Disgusting... Wrestling, okay fine.
I don't know if I'm ready for this.
You look so cute in a way but....
Hey, we're all in a boat Marzia, this is so (heck no?)
Oh my god! What is that?
Watch out, I'll protect you Marzia
M: What if I... P: I'll protect you
You lost a hat man!
Yea, no I'm the black one
M: Yeah, but the other....ooooh P: OH GOD!
NOO! NOO! Marzia!..
I went out (laughter, Marzia at the verge of ROFLing)
This is the worst game, this is so awkward.
Oh my god...Okay, we're gonna race, we're gonna race.
We're gonna race Marzia...ohhhh, got em'
Oh Je-...ohh
Oh, we're out, yeah!
Ooooh, SWIMMING PENIS!
Double Delight. Oh my god!
Am I supposed to put that
(Marzia: yeah boi) You're oh- let me, let me get in on this. Nonono...no
Let me get in on this. Yeah!
This game is disgusting! It's foul....It's another race
Don't go in my butt this time please
No Marzia, please...please
Minaja please
[cue "I'm Minaja Please"]
Nooo!...the f*ck, no!
(grunt....grunt....grunt..) No
No
(mixed grunts and eagle screeching)
(Ahhh...nature)
M: How do you get out? P: You gotta jiggle. I don't know
M: I did it (like a boss) P: Noooooo
Byeeee
Dammit
Stupid c*ck. Get out of here. How did you win?
[Marzia's glorious dance, Felix silent judging]
[dance]
Okay, okay, okay. This is Double Delight, Double Delight. Careful
Care-...Marz-....
You're greedy
Whoever came up with this game is a fricking genius
Wrestling. We're gonna wrestle. Yeah. Yeah
How
Don't worry about the details
Oh it's wrestling time
No...No...Nooo..
Yeah! You're an albi-, an albino dick now
Wrestling on a boat, okay...
This is the best part of the game, I swear to god.
Look at the bird penis
There's a bird penis!
May the best penis wi-..
No..No...No...Why are they attacking-..
P: Noooo!
[sad music]
P: Look, I get longer from doing it as well M: The fork is in the way
P: Oh, just lo- M: Oh, you're so long!
P: I am so long Marzia, tell them how long I am M: *chuckles*
M: Going so fast P: How are you so fast? What are you, a Sans-(Sonic?) Sedge-penis? Got 'em
P: That's a good one.
P: How are you winning this one? M: I'm doing so good P: I'm coming for your ass tho
P: Oh. Oh! OH! OOHH! Ugh, no, no no NO M: No... YEAH!
P: That's not fair!
P: Okay, alright.
P: No! Stay away! Stay away!
P: What did I say? What did I say, Marzia?
P: Stop. Get away from me.
P: You're disgusting.
P: Okay, so fine. You won this one, let's finish this off with a party mode
P: And whoever wins this party mode gets to... officially be called:
THE grEETESTT PEEN (is)
M: And the great thing is I had a penis
P: *is done*
P: Okay, Marzia. Then wrestle me, huh?
P: Why don't you wrestle me? Show me what you got
M: Oh oh ho ho P: [despairs] WHAT.
P: [Can't believe he just lost]
P: Double delight. Okay, wait I gotta- I gotta get a good point here
P: Come on x 3
Both: [Laughs]
P: Yeahhh he he hey
P: Okay, last one: "Cactus Run" M: Ooh
P: Okay, here we go
P: Oh my god, oh my, ooh, nooo, oh noo
P: OH!
M: Where do we go?
P: NOOOO!
P: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! D: M: Yeah baby!
P: Marzia, you promised-
P: [pushes her aside] P: You promised I would be the best penis!
P: Sh-stupid [pushes wall back into place]
M: I'm sorry :D P: Why don't you play your stupid game alone? [leaves the room]
M: Oh, I will. ;)
P: Happy Valentines Day, if you don't have anyone to celebrate with-
M: You can play this game
P: Y-yes, you can play this game.
P: Actually you need to play with two people either way M: [laughs]
P: B-but I mean, if you have two controllers, you can kinda play with yourself
P: That would be a great, I-I really recommend [chuckles] doing that
P: But anyway! Leave a like if you enjoyed and uh M: [thumbs up]
P: as always [Both lifts fists simultaneously]
P: Have bro- [cut by Marzia's laughter]