Hey.
How's it going?
I have collected
some of the
finest animation
you have ever seen.
If you have glasses, then put them on right now.
If you happen to have a wine next to you
then
take a big old slurp.
Let's watch.
What is this? Marina Joyce animation? What?
There's nothing weird about it, I don't understand.
Marina narrating: "Dancing inspires me most in life
it makes me feel good, it makes me feel incredible"
Next Video.
*static followed by Michael Jackson*
*robotic* Hello Jimmy, I love you
I am going to make a delicious dinner meal
*robotic* "Jimmy, your mom is dead
do an order of pizza for dinner"
Jimmy!
Nooo!
Jimmy, nooo!
*robotic* Now, it is time for father and son bonding.
*bass-y robotics* Bond with me Jimmy.
*door bell rings* It's the pizza.
*robotic voice* here's your pizza
Great.
Jimmy: The pizza is aggressive.
*robotic* Oh shit.
'...the pizza is aggressive."
Oh shit.
Don't you just hate when your dad dies from an aggressive pizza? (yes)
*narration* "Just another day in the life of Jimmy Nuttron."
Animation is a wonderful thing.
You can create whatever you want.
Some people decide to make this.
Ohh, WoooOOOooow
Someone found the footage of my childbirth.
That baby's gonna make it big one day.
Oh shit, he's got a lady.
She's almost got as big nose as I have.
Great.. they're na-- oh great... just
NOOO!
Shiii-
Well ain't nothin' gonna top that one.
Jeeesus Christ man.
"Bhutan ap bokto, Bhutan animation, Entertainment"
"The first ever 3D animation film..."
"Produced in Bhutan."
What the fuck is Bhutan?
*Ainsley*: Hey, check your privilege.
You, blonde haired ball bag.
I am from Bhutan.
That's where you're from?
You're from Bhutan?
*Ainsley* Yes, I was born there.
9 years before the Great Dragon war of Bhutan.
took my family from me.
A great priest casted a spell.
Ohh, wow. (ignores ainsley)
Oh wow.
It's a kingdom.
by China.
*music plays*
*awkward dancing Pewds*
Oh, I love this one.
I love this song.
This animation is made in 5FPS.
Ohhh...
Ohh
It's too fast.
"Don't you just love mochi ice cream, koneko-chan?"
"Oh yeah, mochi ice cream is very good raku-chan"
"he's so sUGOOOOOOOOI"
*moan of discomfort*
"Well, I just happened to be walking by
and I saw you two
lovely ladies"
Look at them titties. Going left and right.
Wow.
"Nyah Nyah Nyah whu- Nyaaahh What should saay Nyaaaahh"
*George*: Peppa, I know what happened to our parents.
...no.
*Peppa*: I already told you, they died in a car accident.
Why?
*Peppa*: George, how many times have I told you
not to go to the basement
just tell me.
have our father's arm got cooked already?
*George* No, but the freezer is broken
Why do I get sexual undertones on this?
*George* This needs to stop.
*Peppa* George.
I guess it's time for you to become a man.
*George*: What do you mean?
*Peppa* I will give you something no other sister would give you.
Oh Ainsley.
*George*: Peppa stop that.
*Peppa*: You're a bit stressed. Just let me do my thing.
Oh.
He has a good bulge, I gotta say.
Okay, so this thing needs a little better context.
So, someone made this animation by themselves.
to announce that they're getting a baby.
Let's just watch.
*song* What does the doc say?
It's a- It's a- It's a boy 3X
What does the doc say?
baby baby baby boy 3X
What does the doc say?
Big black eyes.
Cute little nose.
*distant song*: we can't wait for you to-
Take the pain away.