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*Door knob sound*

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*Los Angeles*

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*Day 13*

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*Day 14*

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Oh boy.

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Last night was so fun, hanging out with Ethan and Hila.

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They're really cool people, I really like those guys.

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I'm just-

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really tired. *unenthusiastic laugh*

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Jesus, what happened?

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Oh yeah... vodka... good old vodka.

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Alright, so I'm walking Marzia over to her friend, cos she's going to play with her friend today...

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Marzia: Yeah!

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I have nothing to do until Scare PewDiePie starts at 3.

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Marzia: What a poor boy.

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We're halfway through the show!

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Marzia: How does it feel?

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Pewds: Scary

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Marzia: Yeah? Why?

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I don't know, it- it's so fun, but at the same time... it's very intense.

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Marzia: mhm

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Just to keep up the daily vlogs... I'm just like...

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Marzia: Yeah, it's insane how much work you do.

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Felix: I'm tired- Marzia: Yeah.

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How do daily vloggers do it all the time?

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*Marzia Laughs*

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Seriously, they must have like schedules or something 'cause I'm just like, I don't...

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I don- I don't know what to do, man.

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Well, I'm hoping I can get Brad a strike now.

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Marzia: No! That's why you're walking me? -- Felix: Yeah-- Marzia: Wooow. he has a headache.

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Yeah, so do I. We both drank last night.

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Marzia: He has the T-shirt on-

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DAMMIT! God dammit. I walked all this way to give you a stupid strike, and you're wearing your stupid shirt?

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Felix: I'm losing. Brad: Yeah.

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Felix: How are you feeling? Brad: Really bad. Felix: Me too. *laugh*

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Brian: I have a really bad headache. Felix: Yeah.

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[Happy Music]

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[♪♪♪]

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That didn't help...

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at all!

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Fuck.

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We're going to "Scare Pewdiepie"...

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*Quiet laugh*

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I'm so fuckin' tired.

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Michael: What happened, man?

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I slept so long, too, I woke up at 11.

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Episode 6.

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Michael: What do you think will happen?

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I'm so ready for 10 hours.

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Michael: *Laughs* It does not seem like you.

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I'm so ready for...

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A long shoot.

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A late night shoot.

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Michael: But you will enjoy it.

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You think so?

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Michael: I-I know it.

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It's gonna be a good one?

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That's good.

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[♪♪♪]

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(Sleepy Pewds)

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*muffled speech*

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Stairs right here...

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You would wan- ...look down a little bit.

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There you go...

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There you go.

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Into the bathroom; sure you could smell it. Felix: Oh, smells great, I just followed the smell. *Laughter*

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There you go.

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Felix: What are you doing Michael?

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Michael: Nothing!

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*Laughter*

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Felix: Sitting on the floor...

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Michael: Do you want a banana?

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No.

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What time is it?

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It's 5!

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Were supposed to start soon.

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They're being very secret about this one, so I don't know whats going on. I feel weird...

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Gotta keep all the blindfolds on.

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I need to wake the fuck up, I'm so tired!

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Michael, Do you want this banana up your ass? 'cause I will-

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Michael: I'm good!

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Yeah?

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I'm good.

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Turn around.

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That's right.

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Alright, well we should be starting soon.

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Which way?

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You're good. Follow me, here.

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Pewds: I need to take a leak before we start.

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Alright.

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Just letting you know.

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Let's uh...I'll just put all your stuff down first and then get you to the restroom

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Alright.

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I'm sure you don't want to go in there with all the shit on you.

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Nah.

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Pewds: My favourite place

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How do I look

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Do I look dead

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do I look dead as-

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-as I feel Inside? *giggles*

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Michael: what do you think will happen today?

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Pewds: Well they just told me prison and the guest is Luzu, so-

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And the game is Uncharted

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Michael: But still, are you excited for it?

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Pewds: Yeah I was excited when I heard It was Uncharted

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Alright

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which game do you think this is?  (bear simulator)

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can you guess *smiles wry-ly*

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You're not suppose to I guess

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Uuhmm. I'm so tired this episode *laughs*

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All these people working on this and I'm like *duckface*

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I wanna sleep

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It should be really fun though

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I'm excited still

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but... I need to wake the fuck up.

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We've done three so far

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*shouting*

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Come on man, Come on

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*impressed shouting*

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Just Watch x2

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*fails*

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Sarcastic Michael: WoW...

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Pewds: This is what happens-  Woah!! jezus

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Pewds: Go home Loser

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Luzu: Alright, everyone, water bottle trickshot

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Pewds: Did you seriously think thats gonna work??

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Luzu: no but if it did, it would be the most amazing trick... on the internet

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I call this one "The from the tree-

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The Koala shot

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Luzu I'm fallin

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Luzu: I'm coming

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pewds: I'm fallin

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Halp

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help, my legs..

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Another one

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Hey Luzu

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Yeah

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I hear you been gyming out

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Let's see how strong you really are

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cmon boy

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ah this's so badass

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On a cop car

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C'mon,

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You think you're strong huh?

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Think you're strong Mr.Spaghetti?

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count it down

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3..2..1..  GO!

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SWEDISH(ramming) POWER!!

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I'm spitting all over you (cheating)

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*exorcism noises*

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For Mertziah!!

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If anyone thinks that was like a battle of strength, It was the opposite

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Pewds: I get his subs now

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Ur subs are mine Luzu

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Hola español, It's Pedropie here, subscrieb... *laughs*

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Luzu: "subscribete"

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Pewds: Thanks for letting me win man ,I appeciate that

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Luzu: When I heard Marzia that was my...

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Luzu: She's gonna see this,

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Pewds: Oh fuck no...

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Luzu: That is what happens when you play fairly from the beginning

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Michael: Look at him

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Luzu: Swedish Boy

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Michael: kick him!! (wtf xD)

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Brad: Go and attack him ;)

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Michael: kick him in the butt (dammit romanian xD)

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*screams*

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wth is wrong with you?!

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pewds: thats beautiful

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*Welcome to Jackass*

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theres your throne now, you beat me

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you get to sit on the throne

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You know when you know from the beginning this is a bad idea, this is it.

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It's actually- oh shit...

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Pewds: You broke the bush man I hope You're Happy

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Pewds: You think they left one unlocked??

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(oh don't do it)

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(OhmyGod)

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NOO....

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Michael: GET IN!!

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Brad: Don't Do it...

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Pewds: You dare me to go in??

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Pewds:What if the alarm goes off...

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The alarm would go off when the door is open

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HOLY SHIET#

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It's fucken cool man :D

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oohh it's closed..

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maybe the co-pilot one...(co-driver)

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I've to hit the button to open it

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How you doin there buddy?

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Dude I'm freaked out this is fucking weird

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*literally freaking out* OW OW  No I locked it!

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Oh I unlocked it x2

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Hey Michael get in :D

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*mistakes were made*

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Let's go man :D

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Finally I got that Michael bitch right where I want him (oh really now?)

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Brad: Can you like lock him in? (oh the irony)

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*they trapped Michael*

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Have fun Michael &gt;:D

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*poor romanian*

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*someone help him*

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See you Michael

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call 911

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Good luck with the strike team

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Finally, finally that was good

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My heart is pumping

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I was like

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(laughing) oh my god

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Oh he,  he got it open

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How do you do it

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With mine I lift it open

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OHHHH

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Loser!

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What the hell would we have done

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Holy sh£t

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Like how the hell would we deal with that

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Jesus christ

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Michael i'm so sorry

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I'm so fucking glad you kept that open

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OoHOH My God

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Here to serve

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Part of me was like really happy.. other part of me was like.. who am I blaming this on?

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oh, I was fuckin' freakin' out

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Welcome to America son

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That's right Michael

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That's what you get

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*arararar*

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m-michael's *mumbles*

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I saw your face w-when y-you know.. when you tried to open the door

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Why did they leave the cop cars unlocked?

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because no-one's so stupid to go inside a cop car

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Brad : There it is, that was almost your home

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*more incoherence*

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I can't believe that happened

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Pewds : What would you have done?

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Michael : I don't know- I

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Pewds : aw you could've- you can't do that there's no way.

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They're probabl- They're designed so that you can't

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Pewds : Dude I got adrenaline from that, that really freaked me out

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Brad : My heart sank man like, as soon as you went for that lock and you moved it, I thought...

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O fuck

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Pewds : who do you.. who do you call? || Brad : There's no way out.

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There's no one here to open

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*thunk* Ow

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What is this?

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wha-

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oOh my god

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you're 13 days late

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you got 13 strikes

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you got dicks everywhere

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can we switch shirts, please?

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Okay, so.. this whole blog I was literally tired all day

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..Because I took Advil PM

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Which it says here *points* they're for night time sleep aid.. and I took four of them *chuckles*

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So first : I took them because I was hungover

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coz I thought they were headache pills

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..and I slept for so long

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I've never slept this long before and now.. I don't understand why

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And then I took 2 more because I was having another headache

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and I was just sleepy all day as you saw

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and I gave some to Brad too and Brad was like

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"I can't make it through the sh-shesh"

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"I'm too tired", I'm like "What?!?"

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I just-

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This explains it, I was like why am I so tired?

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Brad : It explains everything

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N- Yeah why am I so tired, I don't get it

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Advil PM

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I thought they were jUST HEADACHE PILLS

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I didn't know they were Night time sleep aids, Jesus

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I was SO TIRED THE WHOLE DAY

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Brad : I've been saying to people all day that it felt like you spiked me

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PAH- Yeah you kept complaining I'm like

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I don't understand like ah- yeah I'm really tired

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Brad : Like if they fucked me up, and I was like it feels like someone had drugged me

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nT-HAHAHAH

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Brad : And it turns out I HAD

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I've been druhahaha

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*Pewds and Brad Laughs*

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Well, another day in Birdipo (how do I spell??)

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We're going to Vegas

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Tomorrow

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Forgot to tell you, so it should be real fun

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Leave a like if you enjoyed

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And I'll see you in the next Birdibo (????)

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*kisses fist* Brofist

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(OH SO THAT WAS HOW)

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(fuck it, I'm not going back to fix anything, too lazy)

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