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嘿，過得怎樣，廢物男，哈

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你喜歡變’’怪’’嗎

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你喜歡（迴音）喔幹

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你喜歡，把花生醬塗在奶頭上，然後看youtube的影片嗎

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好，我們現在要來做的是，
不要覺得奇怪 挑戰

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動畫版本

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你會不會覺得奇怪

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試，試，試著跟上!

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是獅子王耶，就跟我印象中一樣

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*救我*

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跟我記得的一樣(笑)

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這部分我很有感觸...

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孤獨的王阿......

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不.....QHQ

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哈哈哈哈

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繼續~

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幹你娘，不要這個啦.....

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我看過了啦...

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這打哪來的?
誰做的?
為什麼阿

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天啊....為什麼...

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帶~上~我~
(歌曲歌詞:take on me)

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take me on
來囉

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in a day or two
(一或是兩天內我就要走了)

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還真的有人手繪這東西啊

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他真的用手繪出來

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還花時間掃描這些畫

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為什麼要這麼做

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這麼費功夫耶你

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這一點都不好，好嗎

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我不想看到馬力歐跟音速小子在那邊%#@$^$@#了

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(催情音樂)
(性感狗叫聲)

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你等夠了沒

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好，我們繼續，繼...繼續，我，們繼續好嗎?

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好，我們現在要拿出更''大尾''的影片了
我想你猜得到是甚麼

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抓好你手上的聖水(洗眼液)

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然後我們來ㄎ......

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他...他在平衡代步車上面
(hoverboard)

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呃...他想吃...

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然後他拿到想到的東西了

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這超棒的!

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對，吃雞腿就是要這樣

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對(哈!)那就是正確的小黃瓜吃法

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啥(嬌羞)

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這怎麼了，我好怕接下來的..

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我的天啊

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阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿

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我不該看這一段的

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你他媽的哈哈

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live...life...
(活...與...生...)

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live   life   love
(活     生      愛)

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我的身邊一直會出現這些詞

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live   life   love
(活     生      愛)

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這就是命啊

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就是這樣啦

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喔天啊你
他媽的，你有沒有很慶幸自己有看這影片?

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去訂閱並看些3D的動畫吧你

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裡面很多這種鬼東西

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總是有人想要汙染你

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我沒聽過這團的音樂
還不錯耶

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請不要DMCA這個影片
(不要違反數位千禧年著作權法)

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這個的原版是很好的動畫

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音效也很到位

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這3小?

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把好歌跟噁心到靠邀的影片合成在一起
真的很怪

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你懂我意思

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耶 哦 好...吧...

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好，我真，我真的不會給你們看那東西的

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第一，不要違法複製

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第二

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......................

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這一定會被禁播，一定

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18歲以上再去看啦

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真的不錯啦，我其實滿喜歡的

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好，另一個怪影片，驅魔者(1973)

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*這就是你今天要待的地方嗎?(注意脖子)*

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好好好

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好~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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這我給120分

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85分...85分...

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七...你們吃毒是不是啦

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我想再看這一次

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超爽的

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你想一下，當他們碰床的那一剎那

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熱情

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想到就雞皮疙瘩

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好的

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到現在都不怪

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都很好

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我收回那句話

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天啊

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你有病是不是

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噁心死了

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幹你娘

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好，好多了

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不錯啊

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那頭髮真讚

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好，夠了

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那是我見過印象最深刻的影片了

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我不要給你們看全部，
連結在下面自己找

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慢慢開場，然後後來...

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然後你.....

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就.....

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我......

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還有喔，這是DNA

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這是火...雲霄飛車

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呃好

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你看到了，調適一下心情，很好

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這殺小

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是怎樣啦

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這他媽...

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那沙小

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他怎，我想知道那是甚麼東西啊

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那是我他媽看過最噁心的面具了

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大大阿你還在嘛

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這邊有別的影片喔

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魔術師

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他是魔術師，紅蘿蔔是吃飯的傢伙

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那是

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兔子嗎

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，很好，你打敗我了

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你讓我變這臉了..好

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好，謝謝

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我致上最誠摯的感謝

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那正是我所需

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那就是我要的!!!!

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走慢點啊老兄，注意腳下(?

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媽的

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如果生命這麼簡單的話

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我的車，很好

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他怎麼開車的，太屌了這個

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太會開了

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絕佳的影片-pewdiepie

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我現在好開心喔~^^

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你能..你能跟我說...

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看這些很煎熬我，你應該不懂

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好我們

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來看下個3D影片吧

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他正在呼喚我呢

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搖落去，看這個

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他們為啥總...

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這應該是 aerosmith
(史密斯飛船樂團)

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他們...這...

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他們一定要這麼''''鹹濕''''嗎?

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別...這樣

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我不是你粉絲，停...

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好看的T恤(終於有人穿衣服了)

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天阿!媽的

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這到底是在考驗誰的底線，你??我??

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我完全不懂啊

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另一個影片，另一個影片

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罐子是罐子

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?

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他是用木頭做的嗎

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超級瑪利歐是這樣做出來的嗎?

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ㄟ那是樹ㄟ

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靠腰喔

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我幹你的

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幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹幹

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我們終於撐過這一集了

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我希望你喜歡這影片，你有被''怪''到嗎

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我的肚子說ㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚ(小聲)

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感謝那些願意幫忙我的人

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我愛你，你是我的家人，甚至是一切

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如果你需要借錢還是拍電影，你知道我在這

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我一直都在這裡，你唯一能做的就是按讚

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然後'''帶上我'''