What?..What's that?
My background looks different.
I better do something about that.
*turning doorknob* *music starts*
*Bob The Builder instrumental*
That better for you!
That actually looks quite nice.
Ehah.. (Groaning sounds)
Hah.. (More Groaning sounds)
*pewdiepie2017*
*office setup tutorial*
*pewds roaring*
*emm...what are you doing Pewds?*
*oh, adjusting the camera*
Top comment will decide what goes on the wall
Giving you this power.
Cause with great power....
....come shity backgrounds.
What should I put on the wall?
You tell me.
And if its something cancerous..
I will still put it.
If its something horrificly offensive..
I'll put it.
If it your mama's..
asshole.
I'll still..
pudding?
Its gonna be the best...
...damn wall you've ever seen
[Trump]: Who's gonna pay for the wall?
[Audience]: Mexico
[Trump]: Who??
[Audience]: Mexico
I ask...you bros think you are clever?
You think you are smarter than me?
Probably...yeah..no
def...definitely.
Alright, let see..
let see what you got.
Bring it on, bros
So its time for me*standing up*
*that face* 0_0
*Pewds groaning*
to read your roaaaaaasss-.
Holy shit...there's a lot of them.
You guys really didn't hesitate.
100,000 comments.
Wow, that's just...mean
Congratulation on being the most overpaid man-child of 2016.
Hope 1 million come faster..
than you do reading Septiplier fanfiction.
Who knows but maybe 2017 will hold some quality content..
but let's get real, the epitome of your "entern...
..entertainment" will be dick jokes for 12-year-old.
Nah but seriously Pewds I really enjoy your videos..
and I love how much you have evolved..
you as a content.
What the fuck?
Make up your mind.
I thought for once..
we had a fan with a little bit of stomach.
You're trying so hard to be a wannabe Filthy Frank..
that it actually makes me wish for your annoying..
"screaming at the camera for the lols while playing some shit game" content to be back.
Okay..
Okay I wanna..wanna..
I wannabe frank.
I wanna make fun of disabled people.
Alright, Chey Johanson.
Actual photo documentation of a big nerd.
*nerd impersonation* Ooo...I'm such a nerd, ugh
Actual photo documentation of a cry for attention.
Thats what that should say.
You're welcome, Chey.
In recent years, bee colonies around the world have been collapsing at an unprecedented rate..
a rate that is alarming many food producers because it affects every crop..
that depends on uh, direct..
depends directly or indirectly on bees for population..
At present this is done efficiently on free of charge by bees..
but some scientist believe that if bees continue to die out at the present rate..
bees may disappear altogether within a few years.
Sad react only.
*sad music*
*bee movie memes with sad music in the background*
No more bees...?
Thats horrible...
No more bee movie memes?
I love how you say that your content is better nowadays..
when its just a combination of desperate Filthy Frank copycat..
and Youtube rants no one asks for..
just go back to your gaming videos because its the only thing your are good at..
in life.
So I was good at something. Well, thank you. :)
Oh ya, don't forget the clickbait title..
because thats the only way people will be interested in you and your content.
Alright Mr. Reza. Alright.
Let me tell you, ain't nothing interested about you and..
and anything that you
oh my god
Is that a..
Is that bread and olive oil?
I take it all back.
Now this guy, I can really take th-
this guy
*laugh*
This is not roasting, this is just being mean.
You guys are just mean.
You guys have to be funny otherwise its just mean.
*sad music* *fake tears*
Not sure why your channel was in my recommended list..
maybe this is what happens when you watch too many animal planet videos.
*roasted dance?*
Thats a good roast
Oh you know what..
Joel Jhaha- Dhahamaraj
I will give you that one.
You are pathetic. I can't believe that you fooled everyone that you're gonna delete your channel..
when you reach 50 million subscribers..
Oh, did I fool you? Is that why?
but you didn't.
Little desperate to reach your milestone of having 50 million subscribers.
It shows that you are nothing but an attention seeker and a greedy bastard.
Oh, and btw..
I'm glad your neighbour kicked you out of your ho- old home..
due to the fact that you scream like a little girl whose vagina is being stretched.
There needs to be a little bit of comedy in there..
like you just being mean.
You just-
You just being mean. Ok.
I don't..
What am I suppose to rr-rr-reply, uh..
to you Dave?
What am I suppose to say?
The fact that your mustache
*laugh*
Its the saddest..its use of a mustache I've ever seen
How bout that?
I bet your blonde hair is fucking dyed.
Homosexual dicksucking ballthrubbing faggot. 0_0
Go get a dick.
Cause apparently you can't get a life.
Dick = Life
*motivational quote*
Hello my name is Hristolav Goranov and I'm banging my sister.
*roasted*
You're so retard that even youtube..
Wha?.. you can't properly conjugate the word retarded..
then..you-when you call someone retarded that you kinda fail..
couldn't even get three words in.
Great, Felix using his viewers to give him new video ideas for his dying channel,..
maybe he'll start gaining subscribers, or even get views..
through some way of outside of clickbaiting gulible viewers.
*roasted*
You were better in 2012.. oh wait, that's not a roast, that's the truth.
50,000 likes
*roasted*
Lets watch a video from 2012
i'm ju..a random video
Let just see.
Here we go, here's a video..from 2012.
SMACK THEM TITIES!
[Video]: Hello...Hahhh!!! Ok
[Video]: Back off! Power of Satan
[Video]: Smack that...oh oh
[Video]: Fuck..I can't smack them with a cross!
[Video]: Stop turni-
[Video]: There we go....the dog shape gu-
You know what..they're right thats hillarious.
*laugh*
[Video]: Got you...dog shape gun of justice
[Video]: Huhh...honest-
Its ju..its just cringe, I don't get it..I don't get it
*laugh*
*weird noise*
Why?
*nose closeup*
You have 50 million subscribers. Each video, you have at least 3 to 4 million views.
That's like 46 million people ignoring you everyday.
*laugh*
You fucking bitch.
*laugh*
Remove "Pew" and "Pie" and you'll get the future of your channel.
*roasted song aka deleting channel at 50 million sub joke song*
I miss the old Pewds you know. The one that wasn't driven by sub count and Youtube awards.
The simple Pewds who made me laugh histerically. Seems like you killed him off.
Here is like those whiny comments for no reason like I genuinely don't care about sub count anymore.
Like I'l..I've never watch it
Like..back in 2013/14, I would watch my sub count literally every single day.
Like I..
don't even care anymore..like its cool that we hit 50 million
but... I mean it when I say its irrelevant..
and its weird to me how people for some reason pickup that its the complete opposite.
Like this Eugene Choi guy..
he's like you've killed the old PewDiePie...all you care about is sub now..
*bee movie memes*
before you were..
before you were different, but literally it..its the complete opposite.
I don't know, I think people just like to complain
I think people like to whine and make up their own reason why.
OH HEY PEWDIEPIE! I noticed recently you,ve been standing up for little guys on Youtube.
Pity you need to..need Redtube to get your little guy to stand up.
*laugh*
See thats a roast.
Thats funny at least.
Thank you, Adam Norwood.
This is what I expected like funny comments.
Literally all I get instead is like..
*perfect impersonation* Eh
Hey, I love your videos man...Aww
Finally a nice comment, you know what..for now I accept it
I love all the livestream you do and all the charity work you've done
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate that you enjoy.
Especially love your drunk Minecraft and Five Nights at Freddie...
Oh wait thats Markipli..
*roasted*
PewDiePie...more like shut up you drama queen and..are you trying to imitate Leafy?
Stupid cunt, I hope Idubz gets your ass
Mark and Jack deserve more subs than you.
Edgar deserves a better owner
*laugh*
Edgar, what do you say? You love me right?
Please adopt me..He abuses me, for views.
Youtube hates you so much that even the Pen-Pineapple-Pen guy..
had more screen time in Youtube Rewind.
*laugh*
Its true.
Heyy...look at that roast.
Michelle, are you crying now?
Cause I roasted you.
*roast photoshop tutorial*
You wanna fucks with me you fucking asshole.
Yeah, who's..who's crying now huh?
Its fucking right..you's fucking cry now.
This is how you actually look like.
Got 'em.
You say you don't like your old videos because you were "trying too hard to be funny".
Well, at least you were trying back then.
ssssss
Ohh..hu hu
Ahh..
Damn!
*making fake tears*
My tears.
*still making fake tears*
Haa..
*laugh*
That was good.
*laugh*
If someday a virus...kills half of world's population..
you would make a video whining about the fact that you're losing views.
*laugh*
Oh..
That was good...That was probably my favorite.
*laugh*
No need to roast you, you already made fun of yourself enough..
that 50 million people will only watch you to feel better about themselves.
*sad music*
Ehm..
Ehem..
Herp..
Ehe..
Why did I even bother getting a new office?
*moving the mic*
Ehe..
When my channel is gone anyway.
Ow
Ow, why does it burn?
What the fuck?
Thank you guys for roasting me.
I think I need it to stay..
humble.
BUT MAYBE SOMETIME YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME!
Anyway..uh..
Check out this video, uh..its another roasting video
it..its kinda like this one but not really and I made it a long time ago so it pretty much irrelevant..
but I think you'll still enjoy it
So have a go, have a look.
See what you can find..maybe click on the video even after that one.
That would be cool..that would just be great.
*sad music*