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係呀 我係戴緊眼鏡 完全無諷刺嘅意思

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我冇戴我嘅隱形眼鏡

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對唔住囉

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我哋一齋留言講關於佢囉

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跟住就無視咗條片

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多謝晒喎

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我好享受啊

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我而家就走

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[哈利波特音樂]

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其實呢 我哋真係係度拍片 雖然條片係完全無關痛癢

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雅虎問答

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[超重低音音樂]

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係雅虎問答你想問咩都得

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有啲人可能會去答

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咁我就係度諗不如我搵啲關於PewDiePie 嘅問題

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跟住等我嚟答

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2013

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“我係個忠實粉絲，我淨係想知，
究竟係咩嘢搞到佢咁黑人憎？”

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“我真係唔明，我個朋友係學校話佢係基話佢蠢，仲講埋晒啲好有攻擊性嘅嘢

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搞到我嬲到一拳打咗去佢塊面度“

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“XD？”

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耶穌基督

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“但係，如果你可以話我知點先可以唔會傷得佢咁深......”

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我會話你知點解

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救命

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我應該係邊到開始

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有咁多理由喎

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第一：

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我一開始受歡迎得太快

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一直都係件壞事

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一直都係件壞事

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有太多後生粉絲由一開始就係度睇我

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我啲搞笑嘢多數都係尖叫，大喊，大叫兼詆毀

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當啲人開始憎我果陣，我啲反應係大到呢同埋變咗個

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太高自尊嘅蠢材

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跟住就係咁自己失控

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我啲片呢就

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都幾低三下四，又唔係太過好笑

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呃... ...

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只不過係有個後生仔

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唔應該咁受歡迎嘅但就太過受歡迎

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[哈利波特唔好喊啊]

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[Simple Plan音樂]

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我哋一齋睇下最佳答案係乜

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“PewDiePie係正，我好鍾意佢，不過

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有時佢講嘢唔經大腦。有啲嘢可能係種族歧視，又或者

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太過激進，亦都有啲人係度諗......
“嗯，我諗清楚晒先至會講出口囉好冇。

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個問題其實係我哋究竟講唔講個笑點

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我好欣賞激進嘅笑話但同時亦都有有好多人唔欣賞，
其實個差別就在於

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你點樣講佢出嚟

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有時你講得掂有時會衰咗，跟住有啲人就會

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太過敏感

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“同埋呢，有啲人覺得佢尖叫好煩，

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其實呢佢係發現自己個笑話一啲都唔好笑“

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*開心大發現*

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係啊。 
邊個好啲，PewDiePie定TobyGames？

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係噃 曾幾何時啲人

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會成日攞我同Toby Turner比 
因為我哋兩個成日都玩happy wheels

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不過好明顯我贏佢幾條街啦

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Toby接受現實啦

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“你有冇睇PewDiePie？”

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“有 *巴打拳* ”
“梗係冇啦pewdiepie係個超級死人頭

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佢淨係掛住佢啲訂閱者咋“
唔係呀嘛啲人真係有咁多時間

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打呢段咁嘅嘢？

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“PewDiePie個頻道淨係得SUB4SUB4SUB4SUB”。

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*高音*“佢淨係關心訂閱者”

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蠢靚仔，啲靚仔真係好蠢

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“邊個係YouTube上面最差嘅Youtuber？”

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“最佳答案 -  PewDiePie”

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[Simple Plan音樂]

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救命，互聯網大佬 你幾時 幾時先肯放過我？

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我做咗啲咩姐 我對你做過啲咩喎 放過我啦大佬 救命 
呢個係乜水？

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Dex哥啊Dex哥 俾次機會啦 
“佢鍾意答啲關於會計嘅問題“
”又或者點樣先算係好嘅。。“。

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好啦等我地評價下你先 睇下呢度

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“有冇啲咩好睇嘅動畫/漫畫？”
好就等我睇下你有啲咩好介紹

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噢你介紹“刀劍神域， 反叛的魯路修“
主流動漫警惕！

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毒男主流動漫警惕！
好啦啱啱都幾好玩

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哇，而家進展得唔錯， 唔錯唔錯

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我對呢條片簡直係信心爆棚

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“PewDiePie VS Markiplier  - 你覺得邊個好啲？“ - 
”我覺得PewDiePie比較好，因為

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佢搞笑過markiplier，不過markiplier都好正“

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[音樂播放]

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就係咁啦，Mark

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你諗住點？你諗住喊？

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[Roast影片]

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救命

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[戲劇性背景音樂]

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[戲劇性背景音樂待續]

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[戲劇性背景音樂加劇]

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“PewDiePie係最靚仔榜入面”

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“下？一定係搞錯咗啦”

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[更多戲劇性背景音樂]

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噢！喂Norman Reedus你比poodiepie做低咗喎！

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噢！

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邊個係最靚仔？

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“PewDiePie住邊？”

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佢哋真係擺左我意大利嘅舊地址

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[拍手]

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幾好喎！侵犯私隱喎

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我敢講換轉係你個地址比人擺左上網
你都會覺得冇問題啦可

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“點解PewDiePie會係排第一嘅YouTuber
但其實佢淨係得啲

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打機片？”

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因為呢個只不過係你嘅個人諗法

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啲人可以將啲嘢縮到好細跟住仲係度問
點解嘅，我唔明喎”

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如果你睇深一層都仲係覺得我淨係得啲

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打機片

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咁你就真係個蠢材

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不過唔洗擔心

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我都仲係好愛你，訂閱唔該

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好啦，呢個就係PewDiePie版嘅雅虎問答

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多謝各位睇晒條片，如果你係學到啲

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新嘢嘅 你係可以留低個讚好
因為咁嘅話我就會有

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更多讚好
如果你未做巴打嘅就快啲訂閱 我地聽日再見啦

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到時會有條新片 就好似之前每日咁

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覺得點呢 好啦

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多謝巴打睇晒條片 同埋巴打要保持爽爆啊！