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ahh!! bahh!! bahhh!!  ah, im dying. BAH (poor pewds)

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nothing is working my business .....is failing

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family friendly Felix is not....

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working out enough:((

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I keep swearing , (burps) I keep being disgusting

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and I keep being too sexy ( pewds sexy time )

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you know everyone seems to quit buzzfeed

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these days so it must be in pretty open market

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work it but it should be...

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it should be easy enough BuzzFeed is the

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leading independent digital media ..mhm

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London!

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oh my god the fucking cringe get ready( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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for the most exciting opportunity of your

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life yaaas yaaaas guys I'm gonna get a job

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at BuzzFeed yaaas yaaas

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*very very loud horn...* (R.I.P headphone users)

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I think family friendly Felix can really find its home

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at BuzzFeed the most innovative company

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in the world okay I want to work in

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video oh shit I guess I gotta move to LA

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now okay so they want me to attach my

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resume I think I should just send them

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my most quality content some of the

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finest work that I ever done this one

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I've always wanted to share

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take when BuzzFeed hear that shit

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they're gonna wish they could create

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content as cringy as mine

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here we go share how do I attach it I

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need to picture okay okay well let's try

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and find a high-quality picture of

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myself LinkedIn profile uh website links

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for fall okay I guess

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YouTube preferred well bless them how do

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you hear about this job desperation

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what if your desired salary

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realistically a million III legit if

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BuzzFeed offered me a million a month I

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would take that shit no doubt gender

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decline how dare you please identify

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your race American Indian or Alaska

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native Asian like I spent at White

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Hawaiian two or more races wheres the who

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gives a shit option

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alright we're submitting, ahh the gifs again

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the gifs, we got damn it I can't wait

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for their response

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I can't wait for their response, in the

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meanwhile let's see what other people

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are saying about BuzzFeed the greatest

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website of all tiime, why I left BuzzFeed

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why I left buzfeed why I left bus to

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feed why we left Buzzfeed why I left but

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why I left BuzzFeed, why i left BuzzFeed

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the truth about working at BuzFeed, why I

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left Buzzfeed, these channels have

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millions of subscribers now, what the ff

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they're all leaving at once no Chris

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Sofia I was looking forward to working

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with these people god dammit, (Person on video) I wanted to

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continue making videos on this channel

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and to see how I could grow this channel

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and see what more I could do with it but

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while I was making so many videos at

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BuzzFeed and while I was working there

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you know eight hours everyday it was

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there for nine hours every day that

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doesn't leave a lot of time to work on

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projects outside of BuzzFeed and not

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only does it not leave a lot of time but

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you're not allowed to work on projects

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outside of BuzzFeed I know there's been

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a lot of controversy over that lately -

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(Felix) any big company any, literally any big

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company doesn't allow their employees to

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work on the same thing you're working

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there on you're there to work for them

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that's why you get paid why is that a

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thing who gives a shit it's the same

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thing like if you work for EA or any

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company you can't make your own games in

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the spare time if you make, you can

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but you can't publish it while you're

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working on under yeah you're supposed to

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make games for them that's why you're

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hired

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it's like you can't have the cake and

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eat it at the same time, it should..Why is that

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a controversy and it sounds to me like

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you got your YouTube channel

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kick-started from the BuzzFeed thing so

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what's the fucking problem nowadays all

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you've got to do is join BuzzFeed be in

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a handful of vids then leave and boom

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instant traffic to your new already own

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channel that's exactly what happened

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what are you bitching about bought and

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(guy on video) all this stuff you know pressure from a

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quota feeling like there's no growth

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wanting to work on my own content that

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all started to make me very unhappy and

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very very unhappy and I started to not

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look forward to coming to work every day

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and I started to just

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(Felix) how do you work at

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a media company about making videos and

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you can't make this fucking video

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interesting goddamn I'm bored, for fuck's

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sake man (guy on video) laganja estranja

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yeah god honey in her studio the drag

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Estravaganga

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and I'm gonna get done up in drag

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(Felix) Hasnt BuzzFeed done this like a

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billion times already see I don't even

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like BuzzFeed but I'm beginning to side

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with them now look at these whiny

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bitches man look how happy these people

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are at BuzzFeed, look how happy she is

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what are you saying you're not happy at

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BuzzFeed, she's smiling oh look how happy she

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is, well maybe not him, oh look how happy

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she is, oh my god they're all happy happy

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happy happy (Allison) so that question is why did

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we leave BuzzFeed we left over a year

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ago so this is probably one of the

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scariest decisions you've ever had to

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make

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I agree the first week (Felix) seems really

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scared to quit your job when it will guarantee

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you millions of views on YouTube (chuckles)

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(Allison) thing about jobs is that you can leave

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them (Felix) what is what what do you mean

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(Allison) the thing about jobs is that you can leave them

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(Felix) please follow that up with

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something intellectual (Allison) The point is even if the

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company's great even if like you had

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great experience there if it's no longer

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the right fit like in a relationship

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then you have to break up

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(Felix) The thing about jobs to say you can leave them, yes, I

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get it now

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Why, why am I still here

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just to suffer, (chuckles) are you telling me I

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should leave it I don't have to be here

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(Gabby) you work for a company and make videos

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everything that you make that company

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own so for instance

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(Felix) again that's why

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you're getting paid

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what are you but ah don't make me side

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with BuzzFeed stop

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(Gabby) if you might have

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heard about some people being let go

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from BuzzFeed and those people the

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characters and the videos that they the

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series that they created while it must

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be they'll never be able to make that

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series ever again

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(Felix) then don't make it for BuzzFeed well my

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real question is is why there's all

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these people having steady jobs as

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BuzzFeed why do they want to come to

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YouTube don't they know what it's like

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Buzzfeed run while you can, get out while you can

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so now BuzzFeed, you know it's gotten

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so so bad so much bad rep that they they

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had to change the name of their channel

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BuzzFeed yellow is now Bold..ly,

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Boldly (Kelsey) its the same videos you know and love

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I get like having an open mind to like not

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just straight white male every time all

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right I get that but this just seems

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like put forcing it in doesn't it okay

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here's my BuzzFeed video they always

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have like this fucking background can we

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get some BuzzFeed background something

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BuzzFeed will normally do they always

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try shit right well I got this breast

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pump so today we're going to try it hate

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hey guys

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family-friendly Felix here for BuzzFeed

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working here at BuzzFeed,

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love BuzzFeed

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by the way best website of all time now

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today I'm going to try out the breast

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pump it's made for females to lactate

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their nipples during pregnancy but I'm

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gonna use it as a male

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hilarious, right

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that is the pinnacle of comedy

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anything

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that girls do guys do

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Shit............daddy's gonna like this

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okay all right all right so let's get

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let's get the nips in place BuzzFeed I

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hope you're watching wait...How do I

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there we go okay

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can't seem to get them on place

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oh my nipples are huge

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oh my god they're so big ah okay let's

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try the let's try the vibration nah (laughs)

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looks like my nipple is about to explode

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can we get a close-up

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do you see that

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shit do you fucking see that shit boy ah

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ah ahit hurts get him up oh

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so anyway guys

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be sure to leave a like and subscribe

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for more family-friendly Felix content

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and I swear I'm not going to quit after

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a while and just make a YouTube channel

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that would be I'm dedicated to this job

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and I think I can say BuzzFeed