[Ear-exploding Windows XP sound]
Why is Pewdiepie the dumbest Youtuber?
Why is Pewdiepie the dumBEST youtuber?
WHY IS HE THE DUMBEST YOUTUBER?
WHY?
I demand an answer!
Oh wait, there is a video.
There, it's right there...
Speaking the truth, one video at a time.
Hey how's it going bros my name is-
[choking noise]
Wait, you can't just sample one of my videos as your fucking intro
Thank you very much
What if I did that to one of your other videos?
[Pewds] Oh Jesus Christ! [Sorsha talking almost inaudibly about yoga pants]
Someone is trying hard... [laughs] Fucking hell.
[Sorsha] ...Wanna be a slut.
[Sorsha] Like yoga pants are so slutty.
So slutty. [Repeated four times.]
[Slowed down audio] To wear pants that actually fit.
[Strange distorted audio of Sorsha]
Kay, this person is insane lets see what she has to say.
[High pitched song]
Pewdiepie is the most subscribed to youtube channel with 37 milion subscribers. [high pitched sound effect] ((ALIEN!))
Forty- Forty six but this was made in 2015, I'll give you a pass.
What is he doing with those 37 milion subscribers?
What is he doing with those 37 million subscribers? [High pitched sound effect]
What is she looking at when she says that?
What is he doing with those-
[Solid Snake sound effect]
[Metal Gear Solid game music]
Camera is right here you gotta -wh -wad at are you looking? Don't-
...So slutty !
Is this a video?
This is a video!
What the fuck...
She... Oh my god...
Oh my gooood.
This is done recently!
Someone discovered the watchtime thing.
Oh my gawd...
Oh this makes everything so much better
I should done more research.
Th- the video ends...
[Outro Music]
The video ends at 7:41
But she wanted to get it more than 10 minutes
So that she can add an extra adver- ad in there
So she just added the thumbnail...
BRILLIANT.
I'm not even talking about the vide-
I need to watch the video, I'm sorry
What in the fuck is he doing?!
[Pewds] What am I doing.. [Sorsha] Don't get me wrong-
[Sorsha] I love the fact that Pewdiepie can make a living off playing video games
You just answered your own question.
YA DUMB BI-
As great as it is to have an income from playing video games
And to have the most subscribed channel on Youtube.
What good is it for?
WHAT GOOD IS IT FOR?
What?
Why not influence people to stop exploiting, torturing, raping and slaughtering
innocent beings for food?
Wait, raping?
Raping-
Wait, wait... Raping?
Raping-
Did she say raping?
Raping-
For food???
Raping-
Raping animals for food?
Raping and slaughtering innocent beings
[Wub]
What the f-
If Pewdiepie were to go vegan
He'd have a meaningful message
If I went vegan... I would have a meaningful message.
Are all vegans part of some cult or something?
Like what's happening?
Wh- What about all the charity that I do?
We raised over a million dollars towards many different charities.
Is that not a meaningful message enough?
Or does animals only matter?
Just confused...
An addition of few million subscribers
DOESN'T mean shit.
If you're not a vegan, whatever the fuck you've accomplished
It don't matter, for shit.
This is like why no one will take vegans seriously
'Cause one batshit crazy person comes out and says stuff like this
And everyone else just get discredited
If you don't have a core message that is making a positive impact on the planet
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, what the fuck am I doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Goddamnit, what the fuck am I doing raising money
Millions of dollars for charity
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?
What the fuck are you doing?
I'M NOT A VEGAN!!! [bang]
GODDAMNIT, I'M NOT A VEGAN.
If you don't have a core message that is making a positive message on the planet
[Repeated, distorted track of her voice]
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Entertaining millions of people
For years.
Seriously, what the fuck are you doing?
[Imitating her] Seriously...
Wh- What the fuck are you doing?
Seriously-
Se- serio- seriously
Seriously.
What the f- What the fuuuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Why aren't you vegan like me man?
Seriously, what the fuck are you doing?
Why aren't you vegan like I am?
Seriously-
I am a vegan.
Seriously.
Alright? I am at least...
...20% percent better than you fucking piece of shi-
How can you eat meat, you fucking dirty-
['So slutty' and 'Seriously' layered over eachother. Much Cringe.]
Even cow's milk, I fucking spit that shit in your fuc- (Wait what?)
How can you not be a vegan man...
What the fuck are you doing?
How can you not see how blind you are?
How can you not fucking understand? (its Vegan Bro)
What a piece of fucking low life, piece of shit you are?
Seriously, what the fuck are you doing?
[Dark piano music] I don't have a core message...
[Sorsha distantly] If you don't have a core message...
...Raping and slaughtering innocent beings for food.
[Unintelligible Sorsha noises]
I don't know my core message but I'm pretty sure what hers is
Being a c-
[Metal Gear Solid music plays as Pewdiepie laughs]
For my core message, I need to show as much of my skin as possible...
And wear yoga pants.
So slutty-
Seriously, what the fuck are you doing?
Go get a core message and go make a positive impact on the planet.
She's insane... She's insane.
I'm scared, she will murder me.
Go do it, carb the fuck up, harden the fuck up and get a core message.
What?!
That's making a positive impact on the planet
Go do it right-
[Slowed down] Now.
[Muffled laughter]
Go, go! Stop watching this video and go and do it. Go do it.
Go find a core message that is making a positive impact on the planet.
Go do it
Nooooooow. (Sorsha is trying too hard.)
Go now, you should be gone, why aren't you gone right now. [High pitched slowed noise]
Go do something positive for the planet.
Like- Go vegan maybe?
I don't know, it's not like going vegan is positive or anything like that
[Audio of Sorsha and high pitched noises]
No. Go vegan and save the planet.
[Clapping]
♪ Go vegan ♪
♪ Be nice to animals ♪
♪ Treat people like shit. ♪
♪ I'm twe- I'm twe, I'm twenty percent better than you. ♪ (you had one job of not fucking up Pewds.
[Overdramatic music] My name is Sorsha, and uh, hehe.
I have nothing to...
Define me as a human being
I have no actual personality, hehe. (gg)
Or anything that makes me stand out from the crowd
And I can't stand that fact about myself
So I've decided to label myself as
something in an attempt to make me feel more valued
And to make me feel superior over other people...
I am telling them what a piece of fucking shit they are for not being
Up here with me.
The superior being who has...
[laughs] levitated towards a higher being.
And, I...
Fucking hate the world-
CARB THE FUCK UP.
Oh my god.
Do it now.
[Sorsha's outro]
I love how she discovered the 10 minute mark thing...
This is- this is making me so happy
This is what you did, YouTube.
This is the kind of shit that happens when people understand how the algorithm work.
I like how she tells me to find my own core message
But really, she is just telling me that I am not a vegan and I am piece of shit
Thank you very much for helping me find my core message
I will now go on and tell Michael who's in the other room.
What a piece of shit he is.
For not finding HIS core message
And I really appreciate that my 47 million subscribers
Do y- do- First you turn vegan and then find the person next to you
And you tell him that "You're a piece a shit, who hasn't found their core message"
Despite any kind of accomplishment
Or- Or abilities that they may have.
If they haven't found their core message,
Tell them that they need to fucking die.
Tell them that they need to find it or otherwise, they're a fucking piece of shit.
And you are 10x better than them.
Alright also, let's sample her yoga pants, one more time.
Because she did that shit to me.
So slutty.
Thank you very much! This has been a pleasure.
Leave a like if you have enjoyed
Ah, I'll do the brofist, I'll go out, we'll add the thumbnail, that's how we do this.
Thank you bros for watching
And as always, stay awesome bros.
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*takes out yoga pants*
Soooo Sluttyy
so you guys can tell Im cray-cray
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Its almost over and your STILL WatChing!?
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I can see you have
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Poodiepie is da most subscribed channel-
Final countdown!
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1 kay bye BROS LOVE YA