Y'all heard of 50/50?
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You think you can handle it?
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Ya fuckin' pussy.
Alright.
I know y'all can't handle this shit.
I know y'all gonna flag this fucking video,
LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO
And I have to call Google and be like
*ringing telephone* HEY
They flagged another one...
Yeah, my ah- my fanbase is basically a bunch of pussies
*hangs up*
Ooh, this video had blood in it.
Ooh, this video had nipples in it...
Ooh, this video was a little bit too sexual...
Ooh, he maybe "swirl" *...
Excuse me ?
Why don't you just go to the fuckin'...
Australia.
Like the good ol' days.
Alright?
What do you... Oh, I bet you even flagged this video already...
Because you're triggered by my glasses.
*baby crying in the background* Y'all a bunch of wimps
*dramatically* Don't flag the fucking video, alright? Stop flagging the video.
I'm sick and tired of this fucking shit. Can y'all stop flagging
MY
FUCKING
VIDEOS?!
STOP
FLAGGING
THE VIDEOS.
God dammit, I don't make any money if you flag the video...
What do you think, I do this for free? Do you think I'm some kind of fucking charity?
Do you think I'm...
Do you think I do this for fun?!
Do you think I do YouTube for fun?
I'm only in it for the money!
Fuck you for you thinking that, alright ?
Now I gotta make this video...
And it would be great if you don't fucking flag it, alright?
Don't... Flag... The video!
Now we're gonna play 50/50, which basically means...
There's gonna be a title. Alright?
There's gonna be a title, one of them is gonna be something nice.
Like... Cute kittens. Alright?
Number two is gonna be something nasty, like...
"Yo mama's pooper."
That's right. I know about it.
*snorts heavily*
So you click on the link,
And we're gonna get either one of them.
50/50 percent chance.
So if you're not up for the challenge...
BITCH!
Then click the fuck away...
And don't Flag The VI-DI-A
Man, I should be a rapper, that was pretty good!
Guy kicking toothpick under toenail,
Or guinea pigs eating watermelon
...Please be guinea pigs eating watermelon
God
Fucking dammit, why the fuck
Would you do that you fucking idiot
*guy in video shouting "Ow!"*
What did you think?
What did you think was gonna happen you fuckin moron?
What THE fUCK IS
WRONG WITH You, yoU FUCKin
IdIOT? GOd DAMnit
God daMMMMNIT.....Alright
We weren't lucky on that one
50/50.... Rob Ryan
Covering his wife's toes
With barbecue sauce, who the fuck is
Rob Ryan? Like why do they expect
Me to know who Rob Ryan is? Hes beautiful tho
Why did I not... Holy fucking
Shit put this guy on a L'Oréal comercial
Right fucking now
OR Frankenfoot
1 week after gnarly "mokoR"
Motorcycle accident.
I feel like these are both failures.
What the fuck....
It's okay you can flag the video.
You know what you can flag the video.
Interesting water slugs
The wrong way to feed lions.
I aint scared mmMMMM
Fuck me, here we go...
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What the fuck
What the fuck man, is he getting eaten?
Lab helps boy
with his bag coming home
From school,
alright
Bad landing leads to
Leg bending the wrong way
come on man
Don't be a fucking pussy mahn
Don't be a god damn- you- you with
me or not
oh my
god YEs
look at that!
He comes to get his boy!
He gets his bag even!
That is the cutest thing!
THAT IS AMAZInnn
Science has really brought
Us far
Elephants drinking out of a pool on a terrace.
Sounds lovely
OR cutting open a shark
And finding a half eaten human arm...
What...
the actual...
fuck...is that a thing?
Oh, thank god this is not a shark.
oooohhh
The sweet satisfaction is just
So good man... Hey elephants!
Dude what's happening
That is so awesome.
Where does that guy live? Fuckin
Jungle is this guy Tarshian?
A baby in martial arts pose.
And a child with a fatal
Cherub - I dont know what that is...
Fuck you.
What is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you ?
What the fuck is wrong- I'm
asking you, fuck you.
Why am I saying fuck y- fuck you Reddit
What the fuck, who fucking posts
that shit? This is playing with your emotions.
It's like a fucking rollercoaster
except you feel like shit
regardless, god dammit
you know what?
Let's cheer up a little bit, let's cheer up
Yes, alright we're gonna
get adorable beavers
We're gonna get adorable beavers or...
extremely graphi-what the fuck
No way
Ugh I can't
This is a bad idea. You know what I don't
A tiger has a hamster pet
Strippers accidently spray diarrhea on to a client's mouth.
I kind of wanna see both
What the fuck
Come on.
You still in it to win it?
YeAH? You're still here?
We have Anna Kourikova dancing
in a yacht
Or biker get's crushed by semi-truck
There is a god.
Crazy guy playing guitar on-
on Train. Or woman shoves fish up her ass
Jesus
We keep winning. I'm on a roll baby, *kisses fingers* I'm on a fucking roll
Now let's finish this-
with a perfectly grilled bratwurst.
God damn it
That is the worst thing that could happen.
Jesus.
Well, this has been fun
Let me know if you want more of these type of videos
If you do, go ahead and leave a LIKE
Thank you for not flagging this video and
Thank you for being... in balance...with me
That's-that's right. That's what you are.
And as always
Stay awesome bros!!!