*awkward silence*
Just casually browsing YouTube
Nothing surprises me anymore, there is nothing new, nothing interesting...
wait a minute...videos for kids
5 little pewdiepie jumping on the bed
*extravagant but slightly enriching music plays*
no....NO *music intensifies*
GOD NO GOD NO!
*Music from your childhood nightmares*
*Pewds being tortured in the distance due to intense music*
*Distorted horrors*
STOP
To re- to react- to review this channel, I need help
I need a meme expert. Who do I call?
Calling Ethan *Calling Ethan Bradberry*
Ethan from H3H3 *Calling Ethan from H3H3*
*Superman theme music*
Yeah, dude. Waddup, man? Yeah.
Someone summon me? What's going on here?
I found this channel (Nice hat Pewds, you look fab)
It is too weird, it is the weirdest thing I have ever seen.
I definitely seen some weird stuff.
I think that I'm probably up for the job.
Um... why don't you give me a look and then lemme get my initial reaction here.
I don't think you're ready for this but okay. Are yo- re you..?
I mean, look dude. I have seen some of the weirdest stuff out there. This cannot possibly shock me.
* watches video while remembering how disturbing it is *
OH WHA-..
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, DUDE?
That shocked me dude!
I can't watch anymore. I can't watch
Alright, well, that's it. That's it for us. That's this episode of meme dissection here
Okay, thank you so much for coming. I appreciate your help on the meme expert
This is just the tip of the Iceberg
The jumping PewDiePies have a very nice form on the jump.
I like how it says "RAP" in the title *laughs*
Oh, Yeah dude, this is some gangster shit.
This is some fuckin' Ricegum shit!
Made in Production with Ricegum
Ricegum's hottest new Hit: Five little PewDiePie Jumping on the bed
Why are the calling me a monkey?
Rude.
Ethan - Like, I've heard a lot of hew Hip-Hop this year in 2016
Kendrick Lamar came out with some really great tunes
This is probably the greatest rap song I've heard all year.
That's why I wanted to show it to you. I know you love and appreciate Gangsta rap
That's not even a meme, that's just good music if I'm being honest.
They have my actual shirt.
Oh yeah, dude.
They did research.
They figured this out. This wasn't something they just put together. You can tell.
There's way more
Are you seeing this?
Oh my God, you're taking on Hitler!
- video - AGH
He punched me right in the throat!
* repition of throat punching *
What is with the sound effects?
This guy is just in his ba-
- Pewds interrupts - It sounds like me! x2 Ethan (overlapping) - in his grandma's basement!
- Hitler moan -
Why does Hitler sound like me too?
I beat Hitler though!
I beat Hitler everyone!
*Ethan clapping*
WW2's done, dude.
Thank you!
Learning colors with far- I didn't read the title.
Learning colors with farting Pewdiepie what?
You wish you could dance like that- you wish you had those moves.
Oh God!
Green, toxic- poop farts.
What would you say if you walked in on your kid watching that?
Uh, I- well part of me would be disappointed- but then I just realized it'd be equally worse if you watched a Pewdiepie video.
Ouch!
Shots fired- at yourself.
*laugh*
That's the first time-
C'mon- it would be the same thing- like- if you had a kid, and they would watch your channel- then you'd be like 'What the fuck are you doing?'
Son, NO!
Okay, so I found this channel through these farting Pewdiepie- Pewdiepie nursery rhymes, but little did I know...
*dramatic music*
So, this channel was made in 2011-
Oh, wow, they're classic!
*laughs*
They're old school.
BUT!
Their first video was uploaded 2015.
Oooh.
I smell a conspiracy.
They been sittin' on that property.
No! They bought the channel!
Whoa! Was it something before?
I think so.
Why the fuck would they name- have a channel called Toys in Japan and name it Seadoco?
Interesting. Can we fig- can we look that up somehow?
I don't know but I-
Can we super sleuth that shit? Let me-
I wanna- there is something going on here.
I- I run the memes, and I'm gonna do some research for you right now, dude. I'm on the mainframe, and um- I didn't find anything.
*laughs*
I didn't find any answers for ya.
They're making bank and uploading these
and-- if you look at their channel
literally- they uploaded another PewDiePie one
GORRILLA VS PEWDIEPIE, 5 hours ago
I see that, Gorilla vs PewDiePie superhero battle.
Fingers
They literally upload 7 videos a day.
The fact that this guy can make
five, hour long videos a day
Is-is, creepy.
And it's weir--
What-- is going on in this guy's grandma's basement.
*giggles* There's a sweat-shop
Of.. Pixar-uh.. rejects. (that shade)
Pixar's evil
Indian twin brother.
is in the basement
Working on these videos.
That son of-- That son-a-of-bitch, i knew it all along
WHAT THE FUCK
I can't tell if they're trying to be weird
or if they just are weird.
or if they are-- trying too hard to be weird
you know what I mean?
That's a really interesting question, an..
I have to say, that is just--- this guy thinks in my opinion that this is very normal.
Honestly, there's- there's definitely a metaphor here,
because Trump is riding with like a huge dick
with a syringe-tip dick
So he's like - that's like a metaphor for power, and male uh, and male genitals if I'm being quite honest
Oh my god what is happening
I'm beating the shit out of a cat
Ethan - Oh God that cat is like freaky!
Looks like he just had a load in his pants
Oh! What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What am I singing all of a sudden? *inaudible*
Oh my God stop!
NO! NO!
I can't do it anymore
Left-finger, Momma finger, where are you?
Here I am! Here I am! How do you do?
*Ethan screams*
Ethan!
NO!
Ethan!
Come back to me!
Hila do something!! *Ethan has coughing fit*
Felix you gotta warn me before you put on little black babies like that, dude!
I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
You can't- you can't just pop that on you gotta give me a trigger warning or something man I need to hold on and breathe-
How was I supposed to know?
What the fuck was that?
You never know what you're gonna get in Toys In Japan,
that's the thrill. It's like a ride
This is my new favorite channel
Uh, I started this off thinking it would be something horrific, but
I'm into this content.
Dude seeing Hulk, like get a grab of that huge syringe
I'm into it.
Nothing's hotter than seeing Hulk skull fuck Mickey with a syringe.
Can we show this?
I don't know!
I don't even know how to describe what I'm looking at without, like, fucking up
What if this was actually what's happening on the moon?
Like how do we know this isn't what's happening on the moon right now?
Um, there's no evidence
The thing though, is that even if I studied to animate,
I could probably not pull this shit off.
Yeah, this is- *Pewds interrupts* This is- This is a lot of talent.
This is something special.
I don't know how I'm gonna sleep at night, dude, like I appreciate you coming out here, like,
I see it's a big project, you ask me for help, that's cool
I'm, I feel this is damaged me permanently.
Can I ask, by the way, how did Hitler make his way into a children's show?
Like of all the things they had to choose from in the world,
they chose Hitler?
This, says videos for kids. Let's watch it.
5 Little Kim Kardashians.
*Ethan giggles* Pewds - What's with the nursery rhymes?
Ethan - That thumbnail, I ca- OH MY GOD! *Pewds laughs off screen*
"Five little Monkeys, jumping on the bed
Oh my God!
Felix I need a minute, just to watch this by myself
Now that is some good shit
What the hell am I looking at? *Pewds giggles*
*Ethan screams at the abomination that crawls on screen* Pewds - Ohhh!!
Ethan - It looks like he doesn't have skin on!! *Pewds laughs*
Ethan - Where are you little- Pewds - EWW!! *Ethan screams*
How is this for kids?!
It's a dinosaur with a pacifier VS. a giant dog.
It's basically a met- Oh it farts.
What the hell?!?
Stop, stop, stop this.
Okay, okay
What the fuck? Yes, so this is the original Monkeys Jumping on the Bed.
*Both talking at the same time* Ethan - This is the one that's actually true. Pewds - This is the OG one!
It did it! Oh my god, mama monkey! Ethan - Oh God, mama monkey!
I don't see what's confusing about this. This is straight up content.
"Mother finger, Mother finger, where are you?" Pewds- Oh my god...
Ethan - Ohh!!!
*Pewds laughs*
I can't imagine any kid watching this and not just like crying their eyes out.
Alright so that was React to Toys in Japan
or Nursery Rhyme videos
with Each- Ethan from H3h3
Check out his channel if you want more *laughs* do you do react videos anymore?
Not really, but I mean, you know, we've got stuff, we talk about stuff, we look at stuff
Well, check out Ethan and, link in the description
Thank you so much for watching leave a like if you enjoyed
and as always, stay awesome bros *brofist*