WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-CA 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.000 (Best intro evaaa....) 00:00:04.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Hold up :v 00:00:12.220 --> 00:00:14.020 No more funs and games😡 00:00:14.820 --> 00:00:17.000 No more sitting on our asses 😡 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:19.000 No more hanging out posters 😤 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:20.900 Tonight we FIGHT 00:00:20.900 --> 00:00:22.580 Tonight we kill T-SERIES 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:25.000 We murder T-SERIES 00:00:27.865 --> 00:00:30.865 Pa pa pa pa pa pa! You Suck T-Series ( Stahp SwaggerSouls!!!!) 00:00:30.865 --> 00:00:33.685 This whole T-Series sub-meme is getting kinda old (you don't say) 00:00:33.685 --> 00:00:34.805 (more Swedish fighting sounds) 00:00:36.105 --> 00:00:37.225 wait... what was that? 00:00:38.495 --> 00:00:40.985 did you guys see that? what was that? (*insert funny quip about his silly acting here*) 00:00:42.025 --> 00:00:43.785 what the frick?! (xtian channel here) 00:00:47.055 --> 00:00:49.765 Hello and welcome everyone to LWIAY! (weird orgasmic sound) 00:00:49.765 --> 00:00:52.495 let's just *CLAP* jump *CLAP* into it 00:00:52.615 --> 00:00:55.635 yesterday, last night night before I went to sleep 00:00:55.635 --> 00:00:58.665 the ABSOLUTE MADLAD 00:00:58.665 --> 00:01:01.225 Elon Musk posted a *gibberish* (come on poods you can do English we believe in you) 00:01:01.225 --> 00:01:04.900 is that a Gatling gun? what is that (a gatling gun you literally just said that) IS THAT A 9 YEAR OLD IN THE BACK?! 00:01:04.900 --> 00:01:06.100 *having a mini stroke* 00:01:06.175 --> 00:01:09.265 you see what I'm talking about? we're not handing out posters anymore 00:01:09.265 --> 00:01:12.900 we're going out more, we have Elon Musk on our side 00:01:13.195 --> 00:01:16.085 I love how he replied to Mr. Beast as well 00:01:16.085 --> 00:01:18.160 I triple dog dare you to host meme review. 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:20.620 Five V bucks 00:01:20.620 --> 00:01:23.480 I'll give you Five V bucks and I'll buy a Tesla 00:01:23.700 --> 00:01:25.760 You drive a hard bargain, but ....ok (this proves Elon Musk is the same person as Mr Beast) 00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:26.420 (Evil Wheezy Cackle) 00:01:26.420 --> 00:01:29.040 Tesla is now the official car of the meme community 00:01:29.045 --> 00:01:31.975 Why did you buy a Tesla? Ah you know as a meme 00:01:31.980 --> 00:01:33.800 Just as a meme 00:01:33.800 --> 00:01:40.060 Petition for Jablinski to say "Subscribe to Pewdiepie" at the Oscars ceremony 00:01:40.180 --> 00:01:42.060 Where's the petition? 00:01:42.060 --> 00:01:43.460 Where is it God damn it? 00:01:43.500 --> 00:01:45.920 Jack Black the possibility of him 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:49.760 saying subscribe to PewDiePie. Yeah it's huge. 00:01:49.880 --> 00:01:52.960 Pewds not realizing he's wearing headphones. Wait what. 00:01:53.750 --> 00:01:57.740 What is she playing. Is she playing bitch lasagna. You are wearing 00:01:57.740 --> 00:02:01.160 headphones Felix being close to the kitchen 00:02:03.590 --> 00:02:06.740 Being close to to the computer. 00:02:10.370 --> 00:02:11.400 Hey listen here. 00:02:12.930 --> 00:02:16.710 How dare you question my intelligence. You don't 00:02:16.710 --> 00:02:20.400 know how a headphone. These are discipline 00:02:20.640 --> 00:02:24.280 oriented headphones. The prototype from Razr. 00:02:24.680 --> 00:02:28.320 I'm working on it. We got the top people at the top 00:02:28.590 --> 00:02:32.190 working on this state high end technology. You 00:02:32.190 --> 00:02:35.610 dare ridicule me for being an actual brain link 00:02:36.090 --> 00:02:39.720 for being actually subzero IQ. Is that what you're doing. 00:02:42.160 --> 00:02:42.560 Thanks. 00:02:43.040 --> 00:02:46.640 Oh look it's more people pointing out that I'm an idiot. Ah what's it going to 00:02:46.640 --> 00:02:50.360 be now. Can't wait. Has owned headphone 00:02:50.360 --> 00:02:53.920 design with integrated Mike clips on Hicks turned 00:02:56.500 --> 00:02:57.520 hey that's smart. 00:02:57.620 --> 00:03:01.240 Ok has a TV doesn't watch the 00:03:01.240 --> 00:03:01.900 TV. 00:03:02.380 --> 00:03:06.280 It takes effort to put a picture up there has his 00:03:06.280 --> 00:03:10.000 own merch whereas a plain white t shirt. 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:13.960 Well sometimes it's nice to be simple. OK. Has his own 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:17.530 chair design stands. Well I like 00:03:17.530 --> 00:03:20.980 standing up to hate has his own 00:03:20.980 --> 00:03:24.730 sponsored energy drink drinks red bull. I don't 00:03:24.730 --> 00:03:25.660 drink Red Bull. 00:03:25.810 --> 00:03:29.470 I was drinking flavored sparkly water 00:03:30.620 --> 00:03:34.270 check mate girl disrespectful to her 00:03:34.270 --> 00:03:34.840 parents. 00:03:35.860 --> 00:03:37.310 Pill ranch. 00:03:37.780 --> 00:03:41.710 What if I go on Dr. Phil and 00:03:41.710 --> 00:03:45.040 he examines me and he sends me to the range 00:03:46.300 --> 00:03:49.930 I could arrange logs smash like if you're excited for range 00:03:49.930 --> 00:03:50.550 blogs. 00:03:56.500 --> 00:04:00.310 Just as I remembered it. MARK CAREY Mark actually 00:04:00.310 --> 00:04:04.270 carries a stool with him anywhere he goes. So anytime you see him in any shot 00:04:04.600 --> 00:04:08.530 this is what it actually looks like. I'm going to link all the creators I 00:04:08.530 --> 00:04:09.400 just mentioned. 00:04:10.270 --> 00:04:14.160 Now they could be Nazi. I haven't checked please. 00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:18.250 I like how that's an actual disclaimer I have to put now 00:04:18.670 --> 00:04:22.360 unironically. I'm not supposed to share my opinion 00:04:22.820 --> 00:04:26.560 by name a more iconic 00:04:26.590 --> 00:04:30.260 do you can you can doc. 00:04:30.640 --> 00:04:34.420 I feel like I'm becoming a normie. What do you do when you see a funny 00:04:34.420 --> 00:04:34.810 mean. 00:04:35.440 --> 00:04:39.130 I smile and scrolled by patient ready 00:04:39.370 --> 00:04:43.250 for the range match point 00:04:43.560 --> 00:04:45.520 range. Send him to the range. 00:04:46.590 --> 00:04:49.880 Oh my God oh my God. 00:04:50.800 --> 00:04:54.340 What is happening. What they are 00:04:55.450 --> 00:04:56.330 kind of get back. 00:04:56.350 --> 00:05:00.230 Hostile defensive reactions. If you put out a message that 00:05:00.230 --> 00:05:04.180 said what is that. I want to engage. I want to be involved. I want to. 00:05:04.240 --> 00:05:08.080 I made my computer run 16 hours 00:05:08.470 --> 00:05:11.900 to get PewDiePie face on Dr. Phil. 00:05:13.990 --> 00:05:17.950 This is the result. There is support me that are 00:05:18.310 --> 00:05:22.030 engaged with what I do each. You're going to get 00:05:22.030 --> 00:05:25.960 people that come and engage in your life. Oh my God involved 00:05:25.960 --> 00:05:26.440 in there. 00:05:27.250 --> 00:05:31.230 That's amazing. This lasagna on 20 different instrument. 00:05:31.510 --> 00:05:35.400 Try getting this on the mind but still didn't get featured. OK 00:05:35.440 --> 00:05:37.960 well I'm watching it now. So this best be good. 00:05:49.440 --> 00:05:51.440 What an audience well ready to really go to. 00:05:53.850 --> 00:05:54.090 Get. 00:06:00.420 --> 00:06:00.560 That 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:01.460 Livestream. 00:06:05.520 --> 00:06:07.280 Oh on an actual. 00:06:11.640 --> 00:06:13.270 Show. OK. 00:06:18.850 --> 00:06:21.220 Why would a rock guitar really feeling. 00:06:33.660 --> 00:06:33.960 Very. 00:06:37.880 --> 00:06:38.210 No 00:06:42.760 --> 00:06:44.200 Cigar. Bugsy died 00:06:49.420 --> 00:06:50.410 What the hell is that. 00:06:52.030 --> 00:06:52.820 He's got get it. 00:07:03.010 --> 00:07:03.370 Of course 00:07:11.100 --> 00:07:12.010 Nobody told. 00:07:13.870 --> 00:07:16.240 Hello. Hey hey hey hey hey hey. 00:07:18.520 --> 00:07:19.820 Oh damn he's actually been good at. 00:07:25.940 --> 00:07:26.210 Oh 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:34.290 All had the same tact. No. 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:40.540 Yeah 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:46.040 That's right that's what. Oh yeah. 00:07:47.510 --> 00:07:48.930 Oh my God. No. 00:07:49.800 --> 00:07:52.810 Okay Felix. S are 00:07:53.590 --> 00:07:57.340 very epic. Thank you. Felix. Ah you 00:07:57.340 --> 00:07:58.720 did it. That's incredible. 00:07:59.740 --> 00:08:01.570 The mayonnaise was definitely my favorite. 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:05.440 Petition for pewds to make a leg reveal at a hundred million. 00:08:05.980 --> 00:08:09.790 That's what I'm saying. After all these 00:08:09.790 --> 00:08:13.600 years like reveal these World War 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:15.970 2 bunkers are just incredible 00:08:17.740 --> 00:08:19.150 Wow that's fascinating. 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:23.650 Wow the rocket. Wait what. The real reason why 00:08:23.650 --> 00:08:27.510 the sub gap rose I called an entire phone book 00:08:27.520 --> 00:08:28.330 for a beauty pie. 00:08:28.450 --> 00:08:32.200 Oh my God it's for low ratings they say I'm calling on behalf of 00:08:32.690 --> 00:08:36.100 Schulberg on our behalf the guy. How many times I say 00:08:36.690 --> 00:08:39.910 on behalf of the Sheldon foundation. 00:08:40.030 --> 00:08:42.310 You can go on there and subscribe to his channel for me. 00:08:43.520 --> 00:08:47.140 Thank you. Know I Don't. I don't think 00:08:47.140 --> 00:08:50.570 so. I guess I'm having a 00:08:51.290 --> 00:08:54.970 ball. Oh well I'll tell you what I'll have I'll 00:08:54.970 --> 00:08:58.450 have. I'll have my my associate 00:08:59.590 --> 00:09:01.900 follow up with you in a few days here. 00:09:02.530 --> 00:09:04.750 Her name's Gloria Borger. Thank you. 00:09:06.660 --> 00:09:08.860 I don't know how you know what. 00:09:09.490 --> 00:09:13.210 Well that's why you need to subscribe God damn. It I say a photo. 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:16.870 That's great. Thank you very much for doing your part. 00:09:17.080 --> 00:09:19.390 Incredible incredible job. 00:09:21.860 --> 00:09:25.810 Brad won when he's editing his videos 00:09:26.210 --> 00:09:29.890 and he has to add the code could we get periods to 00:09:29.890 --> 00:09:33.130 see that his own game hasn't updated his sub count. 00:09:34.210 --> 00:09:38.170 What. This game is irrelevant. This game is 00:09:38.170 --> 00:09:38.760 garbage. 00:09:39.250 --> 00:09:43.210 How dare you get pills that make you stare at 00:09:43.870 --> 00:09:47.650 certain Swedish men who never asked his severed head and neck 00:09:47.680 --> 00:09:48.050 shook. 00:09:51.330 --> 00:09:54.970 Hey don't look at me like that okay. You guys did this. I had nothing 00:09:54.970 --> 00:09:55.720 partaking in it. 00:09:55.930 --> 00:09:59.710 I used to ask you questions and all these guys posted were names so I thought 00:09:59.800 --> 00:10:03.480 hey I'll just roll with it any way then they don't what they don't want 00:10:03.490 --> 00:10:07.390 request. They just watch it and it ain't my fault. And you can 00:10:07.390 --> 00:10:10.870 blame it on me as much if you like. Petition for pews to name Dr. Phil 00:10:10.870 --> 00:10:14.860 episodes child's review. Well they're all get zero 00:10:14.890 --> 00:10:18.730 so it wouldn't be that interesting. Oh God it was Brad 00:10:18.760 --> 00:10:19.780 all along. 00:10:20.230 --> 00:10:23.320 Only he can harness shaggy true power. 00:10:24.310 --> 00:10:27.850 Oh my God. The power of 00:10:27.860 --> 00:10:28.380 Shaggy. 00:10:32.170 --> 00:10:36.070 Couldn't we have been so blind. Brad is Shaggy 00:10:36.310 --> 00:10:39.580 from Scooby Doo. Scooby Doo 00:10:40.060 --> 00:10:42.460 doo. This makes him so excited. 00:10:45.330 --> 00:10:48.990 How tall is Adolf Hitler. Just hit six 00:10:49.080 --> 00:10:52.920 sixty seven million subs. Probably the last milestone 00:10:53.220 --> 00:10:56.820 to be first said reaching that was a lie. 00:10:57.450 --> 00:10:59.410 A beautiful life beautiful. 00:10:59.840 --> 00:11:03.240 Petition to get Alinity on Dr. Phil. So she can be sent to the ranch. 00:11:05.420 --> 00:11:07.640 Please God please I will never ask you for 00:11:07.640 --> 00:11:10.180 anything else just 00:11:10.180 --> 00:11:14.460 Petition for pewds to play Wii Sports. You guys are spying on my sec. 00:11:20.320 --> 00:11:23.290 I actually laughed that a family guy meme unironically. 00:11:23.590 --> 00:11:27.130 Congratulations to me. I did it. Making a 00:11:27.130 --> 00:11:30.640 normal. Adding myself on the background so I can get 00:11:30.640 --> 00:11:34.510 myself into the what. Now the reason that 00:11:34.510 --> 00:11:37.360 shaggy meme hasn't died yet is because he's gotten to. 00:11:38.290 --> 00:11:41.770 He's too powerful to be forgotten. God damn 00:11:42.270 --> 00:11:43.930 brat. What have you done. 00:11:44.530 --> 00:11:48.380 How could you do this. Did you 00:11:49.120 --> 00:11:52.030 do this back the fridge. 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:56.940 Yes it was Dad. Guess who's dad dad dad 00:11:57.290 --> 00:12:00.910 is Dad. They came out of nowhere. 00:12:10.840 --> 00:12:14.730 Oh. Somebody wants to see me look some more. They want cutie pie. What 00:12:14.730 --> 00:12:18.320 was it you want. Judy this is what I'll keep you up a little bit I suppose. 00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:22.940 I'll make my ball on the ball pick a ball because the ball and take it to 00:12:22.950 --> 00:12:26.790 the plop and I could not go one because you because it'll little 00:12:26.910 --> 00:12:30.750 to is a cockamamie little rat to try to act appalled 00:12:30.900 --> 00:12:34.470 to make me all the fame means you got a job to save evangelical mainstream 00:12:34.470 --> 00:12:38.040 media software. So unless we leave him accept defeat even if 00:12:38.270 --> 00:12:42.240 CBS is the next to lead. He is the best way to win this to me because it 00:12:42.330 --> 00:12:46.100 feels so good without you. Hey come on subscribe to it. 00:12:46.340 --> 00:12:49.830 Like you didn't get my mother on your okay to do the same thing. You may be 00:12:49.830 --> 00:12:53.730 willing and ready to join the army that's 80 million. This looks like 00:12:54.150 --> 00:12:58.090 to so everybody. Just we need to 00:12:58.500 --> 00:13:02.430 launch we just feel something D without you. This looks like 00:13:02.440 --> 00:13:06.150 on top of me so money just send me some money. 00:13:06.420 --> 00:13:09.340 So then we feel so without. 00:13:10.370 --> 00:13:14.280 The greatest mother god damn 00:13:14.370 --> 00:13:15.720 back at it again. 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:19.920 All right. If you guys haven't stopped to say git do it right now. 00:13:20.250 --> 00:13:23.880 Incredible tennis. Honestly is fire made fan out of 00:13:23.880 --> 00:13:27.480 Brad so the chances of this getting into the wire has increased 00:13:27.480 --> 00:13:28.000 substantially. 00:13:28.200 --> 00:13:31.180 What built. 00:13:31.180 --> 00:13:35.180 Built Pewdiepie in Minecraft. How is that even possible. Time lapse here 00:13:35.340 --> 00:13:36.290 sir RDA. 00:13:36.810 --> 00:13:40.410 Whoa. Holy. Oh OK. 00:13:44.910 --> 00:13:48.660 That's crazy. Damn. I 00:13:48.660 --> 00:13:52.200 think you too. Didn't you see. Oh we were unfriending. I didn't even 00:13:52.200 --> 00:13:56.030 realize that must have been a doozy. I guess you two realized 00:13:56.050 --> 00:13:59.970 Pewdiepie The N-word reds head hit. That's not true. 00:14:00.240 --> 00:14:00.870 That's not true. 00:14:02.340 --> 00:14:06.330 Oh my God. How tall is Felix. A scientific study. Diameter 00:14:06.330 --> 00:14:09.780 of pity place heads. It is eleven point two. 00:14:10.110 --> 00:14:14.070 By measuring the hides if we are unable we are able to calculate the size 00:14:14.070 --> 00:14:14.820 of Felix head. 00:14:15.240 --> 00:14:19.230 My head is twenty seven point five centimeters calculated by using 00:14:19.230 --> 00:14:23.190 proportion of head said to the rest of his head. Once we had the size of 00:14:23.190 --> 00:14:27.030 the head we can count his overall thigh calculated by 00:14:27.030 --> 00:14:29.790 using proportion of head to the rest of the body. 00:14:30.840 --> 00:14:33.720 Felix height equals roughly one 00:14:34.530 --> 00:14:38.340 seventy seven point five centimeters. Oh God. But wait. Everybody 00:14:38.340 --> 00:14:41.490 knows that Felix doesn't have legs. Who was that guy out 00:14:42.530 --> 00:14:42.880 there. 00:14:45.770 --> 00:14:49.770 This is lies. This is a conspiracy posted by Fox. 00:14:50.340 --> 00:14:51.510 Don't believe it. 00:14:51.690 --> 00:14:55.650 I want you to get up off your ass and subscribe 00:14:55.650 --> 00:14:57.070 to beauty pie. 00:15:00.760 --> 00:15:02.150 Next me. 00:15:04.830 --> 00:15:06.010 You heard it here first. 00:15:06.420 --> 00:15:10.200 Subscribe to purity party. We have grandmas on our side 00:15:10.850 --> 00:15:13.960 grandmas. Oh all right. Smash 00:15:15.060 --> 00:15:18.180 smash like subscribe in this video. They guys were watching thanks for all the 00:15:18.180 --> 00:15:18.680 means. 00:15:18.810 --> 00:15:22.320 I love recording these videos. I am so proud of this 00:15:22.320 --> 00:15:25.950 community. I'll see you guys tomorrow. What's it gonna be. 00:15:26.640 --> 00:15:30.630 Double the Y double the Y to the Y is an arrow. That 00:15:30.630 --> 00:15:32.200 would be crazy. 00:15:35.520 --> 00:15:39.410 You want pyramids. We gotta. Oh you're into castles huh. 00:15:39.630 --> 00:15:43.080 We got you covered baby. You want some pants. Easy. 00:15:44.790 --> 00:15:48.540 We got it all. This game is still 00:15:48.540 --> 00:15:49.730 relevant. God damn it.