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*如果有字幕時間軸混亂的狀況,
可能是pewds在後台刪減了影片,
譯者也無能為力, 請見諒*

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不再搞笑玩樂

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不再坐以待斃

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不再招兵買馬

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今晚我們要戰鬥

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今晚我們要殺死T-Series

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我們要謀殺T-Series

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但你怎麼花了這麼多時間?

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你爛透了, T-Series

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這整個T-Series的梗已經有點過時了

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等等, 那是啥?

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你們有看到嗎? 那是啥?

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搞什麼...

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哈囉, 歡迎各位收看LWIAY

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讓我們開始吧

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昨天...昨晚在我睡前

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超級狂的

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Elon Musk發了一篇文

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那是格林機槍嗎? 那是什麼??

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後面那是9歲小孩嗎?

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你知道我在說什麼嗎?

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我們不用再招兵買馬了

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我們已經有很多戰力了

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我們陣營裡有Elon Musk了

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我也喜歡他回應了MrBeast

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我認真跟你賭, 你去主持"meme回顧"

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賭5元

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我會給你五元, 然後再買一台特斯拉
(註:Elon Musk為'特斯拉汽車公司'最大股東及董事長)

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你在跟我殺價, 但...好吧

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特斯拉現在正式成為meme社群的專用車了

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你為什麼要買特斯拉?

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你懂的, 為了當成一個梗

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只為了當成一個梗

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請願"傑布林斯基"在奧斯卡典禮上
說出"去訂閱pewdiepie"

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在哪請願的?

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在哪裡? 天殺的

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傑克·布萊克
他在奧斯卡說出"去訂閱pewdiepie"的可能性

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pewds不知道他有戴耳機

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等等...什麼?

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她在彈哪首歌?

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她在彈"婊子千層麵"嗎?

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你有戴耳機, Felix

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靠近...

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靠近電腦沒啥屁用

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聽清楚了

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你竟敢質疑我的智商

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你不知道耳機...

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這些是距離導向的耳機

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RΛZΞR的原型耳機

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我們用心在上面

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我們有最頂尖的專家來設計...這高端的技術

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你竟敢嘲笑我

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認為我是個弱智?

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認為我的智商是負值?

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這是你們的想法?

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我可不認為

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看, 有更多人指出我是個智障, 或是...

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現在又有什麼新招?

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等不及了

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擁有自己設計的耳機加上附帶的麥克風

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*使用外部麥克風的音訊*

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這是聰明的做法, 好嗎?

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有一台電視

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*不看電視*

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放張照片上去是需要精力的好嗎

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有自己的周邊

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*穿白素T*

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有時候簡單也是件好事, 好嗎?

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有自己設計的椅子

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*站著*

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我喜歡站著

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好嗎?

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有自己的贊助能量飲料

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*喝紅牛*

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我沒喝紅牛, 我當時在喝...

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調味碳酸水

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將軍!

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女生*不尊重她們的父母*
Dr. Phil: ...

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送去矯正牧場

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如果我...

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去上Dr. Phil的節目

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然後他審問我

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然後再把我送去矯正牧場

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我就可以...牧場vlog!

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如果你為牧場vlog感到興奮的話, 按下喜歡!

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他真正的形況...

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就像我記得的那樣

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Mark帶著...其實Mark到處都帶著一個凳子

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所以如果你在鏡頭前看到他

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這就是真實的場景

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我會附上所有我剛剛提到的創作者的連結

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現在...

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他們可能是納粹, 我還沒確認, 拜託...

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我喜歡那其實是我必需要放的免責聲明

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而不是為了諷刺

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我不應該分享我個人的觀點...

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但是!

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給我一個更經典的組合

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你辦不到

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你辦不到

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醫生, 我覺得我要變成一個跟風的人了

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當你看到一個好笑的meme時, 你會做什麼?

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我笑一笑然後滑過去

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病患  可以送去矯正牧場了

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牧場

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牧場

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可以送去矯正牧場

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把他送進牧場

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我的天

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我的天

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發生什麼事?

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搞什麼?

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有點變回敵對的防衛反應

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如果你透露出訊息說...

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這是什麼?!

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我想要參與...我想要被包含在內

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我想要...

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我讓我的電腦運作16小時

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為了讓pewdiepie的臉接在Dr. Phil身上

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這就是成果

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支持我以及一同參與我人生中的各種事物

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我靠

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你會讓人們來一同參與你的生活

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-我的天!
-然後他們也想讓你參與他們的生活

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真驚人

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用20種不同的樂器來演奏"婊子千層麵"

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曾試圖讓這個上LWIAY
但還是不被選中

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好喔, 我現在要來看了
所以這最好不錯

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來吧
*烏克麗麗*

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*烏克麗麗*

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*鍵盤樂器*

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真是優秀的觀眾, 哇喔, 觀眾真夠意思
*鍵盤樂器*

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真是優秀的觀眾, 哇喔, 觀眾真夠意思
*木吉他*

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*木吉他*

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聽起來不錯
*木吉他*

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*木吉他*

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*小提琴*

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他在直播嗎?
*小提琴*

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*小提琴*

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*母狗(意同婊子)*

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那是...
*母狗(意同婊子)*

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*母狗(意同婊子)*

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在真的...
*母狗(意同婊子)*

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*母狗(意同婊子)*

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*麥克筆*

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好喔
*麥克筆*

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*麥克筆*

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*搖滾吉他*

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哇喔, 還有搖滾吉他, 真帶感
*搖滾吉他*

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*搖滾吉他*

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*小鋼琴*

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那是在西班牙嗎? 我不能...
*小鋼琴*

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*小鋼琴*

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*大鋼琴*

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好的, 很棒
*大鋼琴*

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*大鋼琴*

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*卡祖笛*

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*雪茄盒吉他*

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雪茄盒吉他...
*雪茄盒吉他*

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*雪茄盒吉他*

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*木貝斯*

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那是三小?
*木貝斯*

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*木貝斯*

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聲音聽起來不錯
*木貝斯*

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*木貝斯*

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*木箱鼓*

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*玻璃*

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當然了
*玻璃*

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*玻璃*

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*口簧琴*

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這叫口簧琴?
*口簧琴*

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*口簧琴*

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我不知道, 我覺得...
*VR音遊(Beat Saber)*

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*VR音遊(Beat Saber)*

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damn, 他其實蠻強的
*VR音遊(Beat Saber)*

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*VR音遊(Beat Saber)*

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*千層麵*

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*斑鳩麗麗*

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同一時間...不...
*斑鳩麗麗*

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同一時間...不...
*口風琴*

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*口風琴*

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*美乃滋*

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噁!
*美乃滋*

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*美乃滋*

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現在那是個樂器了, 那就是...
*美乃滋*

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噢
*美乃滋*

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我的天...不...

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好的

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Felix SR
(註: 此youtuber的名字)

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非常屌, 謝謝

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Felix SR, 你辦到了

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非常不可思議

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美乃滋絕對是我的最愛

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請願pewds在1億訂閱時, 讓自己的腿亮相

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那就是我在說的...

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在這些年之後

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腿亮相

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這些二戰堡壘真是讓人驚嘆

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真是引人入勝

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真正...等等, 什麼?!

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訂閱差距拉大的真正原因

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我為了pewdiepie打給整本電話簿的人

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我的天, 是真的

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你好, 我叫以賽亞

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我要找Felix Kjellberg

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我要找pewdiepie

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嗨, 我叫以賽亞

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我要找pewdiepie

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Felix Kjellberg基金會

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如果妳能夠去那裡, 然後幫我訂閱他的頻道

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我想你打錯電話了

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我...不, 我不這麼認為

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我沒有...

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我沒有任何"可愛鬼"
(cutie pie: 可指可愛的人或甜心)

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嗯...那我告訴妳, 我會讓

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我讓...我讓我的...

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我的副手...

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幾天之後打給妳

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她叫Gloria Borger

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她會再打給妳

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我也不認識她

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什麼?!

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那就是妳為什麼需要去訂閱, 天殺的

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Isaiah Photo, 真棒

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非常感謝你出你的一份力

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不可思議

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幹的極好

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Brad一號, 當他在剪輯pewdiepie影片, 然後必須加上
"用密碼:pewdiepie來獲得G FUEL折扣"這段文字

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讓我們繼續

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我們可以讓pewds知道
他自己的遊戲還沒更新訂閱數字嗎?

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什麼?!

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這遊戲已經過氣了!

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這款遊戲就是垃圾!

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你竟敢?!

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讓你盯著___的藥丸

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某個從不要求他reddit問題的瑞典男子

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(註:LWIAY的意思是"我上週要你們..."
在之前pewds會在前一週要求某個特定主題, 
然後粉絲會把成品或meme上傳到pewds的subreddit, 
但現在pewds已經很久沒提出問題或要求了)

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別這樣看我, 好嗎?

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這是你們做的, 我才沒有參與其中

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我之前會提出要求

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結果你們po的全部都是meme

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所以我想說, 嘿,
我乾脆就滑過去算了

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他們才不想...

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他們才不想接收要求

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他們只想要無腦梗圖

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那又不是我的錯

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你就盡可能的怪到我身上吧

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請願pewds把Dr.Phil的集數命名為"小孩回顧"

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他們都會得到零分, 所以這不會有趣, 但是...

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我的天, 那一直以來都是Brad

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只有他能夠駕馭薛吉的真實力量

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我的天

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薛吉之力

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我們之前竟如此盲目

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Brad是史酷比的薛吉

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史酷史酷比

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這讓我好興奮

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阿道夫·希特勒多高?

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"繼續"

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剛達成6千7百萬訂閱
這可能是我能達到的最後一個里程碑

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那是個他媽的謊言

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美麗的謊言...美麗的謊言...

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請願讓Alinity去上Dr.Phil
這樣她就能夠被送去矯正牧場

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拜託了神啊, 求求你

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我不會再請求你其他東西了

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只要...呃...

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請願pewds玩Wii Sports

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你們幹嘛窺探我的設備

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"放棄"

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我竟然被'蓋酷家庭'的meme給逗笑了

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不是諷刺

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恭喜我, 我辦到了

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做正常的meme

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把我自己加到背景
這樣就能讓我上LWIAY

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什麼?! 不! 不!!

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"繼續"

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薛吉的meme還沒掛掉是因為他太...

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他太過於強大所以無法被遺忘

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天殺的

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Brad, 你做了什麼?

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你怎麼能這樣做?
"薛吉太過於強大, 甚至無法擊敗自己"

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♪ 又歸來了 ♪

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♪ pewdie歸來 ♪

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♪ 告訴朋友 ♪

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Damn

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不曉得從哪裡冒出來的

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♪ 我創造了一個怪物 ♪

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♪ 因為沒人想再看到Felix ♪

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♪ 他們要看pewdiepie ♪
*啥? 尼哥*

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什麼?!
♪ 你們想要pewdie的話, 這是我要給你的 ♪

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♪ 你們想要pewdie的話, 這是我要給你的 ♪

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♪ 加一點*REEE*, 再混和一些啤酒 ♪
(註: Malt liquor 一種麥芽啤酒)

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♪ 所以你們都LIGMA "蛤?" ♪

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♪ 舔我的蛋蛋, 婊子 ♪

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♪ 我將進化更快速, 用盡全力♪

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♪ 滾雪球般增長, 直到炸裂 ♪

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♪ 我不能夠繼續創作 ♪

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♪ 因為我將去製造意麵寶寶 ♪

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♪ 酸民以及所有雜七雜八的老鼠 ♪

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♪ 想要裝兇還有誹謗我 ♪

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♪ 你們都詆毀我, 因為只想找點事做 ♪

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♪ 但糟糕的主流媒體的棺材在等你 ♪

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♪ 所以除非我們走人或是投降 ♪

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♪ 就算T-series將要領先 ♪

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♪ 他是最棒的, 我們投注在他身上 ♪

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♪ 因為沒有了pewdie, 是如此空虛 ♪

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♪ 所以 ♪

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♪ 去訂閱他的影片 ♪

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♪ 按下喜歡, 然後叫 ♪

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♪ 5個其他9歲小孩做一樣的事 ♪

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♪ 如果你有意願且準備好了 ♪

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♪  加入我們的軍隊, 我們有8千萬戰力 ♪

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♪ 現在這看起來像是我的職責 ♪

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♪ 所以大夥只要跟隨我 ♪

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♪ 因為我們需要某個蓄鬍金髮瑞典人 ♪

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♪ 因為沒有了pewdie, 是如此空虛 ♪

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♪ 現在這看起來像是我的職責 ♪

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♪ 所以大夥只要傳給我meme ♪

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♪ 因為我們需要有人去宰了他們, 拜託 ♪

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♪ 因為沒有了pewdie, 是如此空虛 ♪

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Damn

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他歸來了

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好的, 如果你們還沒訂閱Sage

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現在去訂閱

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很讚的頻道,  很明顯他超燃的

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畫了一張飯繪, 
所以這個上LWIAY的機率就能大幅提高了

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什麼?!

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不

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"那蠻酷的"

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在Minecraft建了pewdiepie

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這竟然能夠辦到?

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縮時在這裡

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SirArzey

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我靠

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好喔

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真瘋狂

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Damn

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我覺得Youtube糟了個糕

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我們上熱門了, 我竟然沒發現

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那的確糟了個糕
我猜Youtube現在發現了

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"pewdiepie"  "尼哥"

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Brad的剪輯

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那不是真的...那不是真的...

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"是真的"

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我的天, Felix多高?

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科學研究

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pewdiepie耳機的直徑是11.2公分

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藉由測量耳機的長度
我們能夠估算出Felix頭的尺寸

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我的頭有27公分

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用耳機與頭的比例來估算出頭的長度

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只要我們有了他頭的長度
我們就可以估算出他全身的長度

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用頭與身體比例來估算出身體的長度

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Felix的身高:

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大致等於177.5公分

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我的天

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但是等等, 大家都知道Felix其實沒有腳

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他真實的身高是...

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這是謊言

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這是個陰謀, 是Vox發的文

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千萬別相信

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我要你立刻採去行動
然後去訂閱pewdiepie

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下一個

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meme

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你在這裡先聽到的

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去訂閱pewdiepie

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我們有奶奶站在我們這邊

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奶奶們!

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好的, 按下喜歡

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按下喜歡, 訂閱這影片

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感謝你們的收看
感謝所有的meme

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我喜歡錄這些影片

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我好為這個社群感到驕傲

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明天再見了

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會是什麼呢?

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雙重LWIAY?

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雙重LWIAY??

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連續兩部LWIAY?

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那將會很瘋狂

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"狂人"

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你想要金字塔? 我們這裡有!

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噢你喜歡城堡嗎? 我們罩你, 寶貝!

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你想要寵物? 簡單!!

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我們全部都有!

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這遊戲還沒過氣, 天殺的!

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翻譯、時間軸: John Titor

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*如果有字幕時間軸混亂的狀況,
可能是pewds在後台刪減了影片,
譯者也無能為力, 請見諒*