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Good evening I'm Gloria Borger. You're watching Pew News, the most
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Speaking of YouTube, our first story comes from YouTube. Over here at YouTube, someone commented:
"Why aren't my videos showing up in chronological order in the sub box anymore."
Team Youtube responded "Just to clarify, we are currently experimenting how to show content in the subs feed.
Now, I'm GLORIA BORGER I'm supposed to remain unbiased and not keep my opinion in this news show but
(Pain)
That seems like a terrible idea. *laughs*
Oh man, YouTube has just changed so many things over the years that none of the creators wanted and none of the users seems to want either
but they've always just moved ahead with it anyway, and usually it's fine.
But the subscription box has been the last bastion- the last stronghold of YouTube that hadn't been altered with there
Hasn't been changed in a way
that it is so confusing to find videos from a certain person in
recommended tab and Home tab and trending tab and all these things that no one really wants but they are there anywhere and in a
Way, they're kind of nice, but just don't touch the subscription feed.
To be fair, they did say that they're just experimenting but also then to
also then to
be fair. They're probably going to implement this
*JUHJUHJAH*
And they mentioned that this is a very small experiment and we're testing.
Completely optional.
Ethan Klein made the argument that it's a slippery slope if they keep going in this sort of direction
it's eventually going to lead to the demise of
YouTube kind of like how Facebook is right now and I'd be lying if I said I didn't see it
But I have to be- I'll be honest as well because I'm Gloria Borger always honest.
A lot of times people get outraged with update s and they're not really as bad as everyone thinks.
I don't know how it looks like so I can't really say that:
*pewds mocking voice* "Oh, this is the worst. It's the end of YouTube. I don't know because I'm so
unbiased and great."
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Remember vice? That's right. Vice the self-proclaimed
"Coolest magazine in the world," the head of Vice quoted "They understand how millennials think,
what content millennials want," which is why they have been hosting Rick and Morty incest porn [jesus christ] and
For the love of God don't meme Childish Gambino type of articles.
Now I ridiculed Vice last week and...
I guess I upset them D: I'm sorry Vice. But Vice decided
"Hey, let's prove him wrong by posting the most garbage article I have ever seen."
*POOMF*
"Pewdiepie!" I even did this *does the face* face
*Headline voice* "Pewdiepie is teaching his audience that women are asking for it"
Yes, remember that video everyone remembers that video right?!
remember when Pewdiepie said that
*nods in remembrance and agreement*
of course :)
What's even more hilarious is that I tweeted out the actual video that was in question
So people can just watch it themselves
And apparently I tweeted the wrong video and none other than the editor-in-chief of Vice responded:
"Tweeted the wrong video bud..."
*chuckle* Got you, bud.
"..sorry we reported verbatim your comments"
That's right. Verbatim my comments where I said women are asking for it
That's exactly what I said. Just like you wrote in the headline.
Thank you, Jason. Thank You Vice for your journalistic integrity
Thank you for not just understanding what how millennial think, but also what they want
But most of all thank you for varbating my comments. So eloquently.
Absolutely asst-
astounding work. Well done. This whole article this is so painfully...
UHHH? One-sided
It's offensive because it insinuates that somehow I said that it's okay to harass or sexually assault or even worse
Women, because of what they wear - Never said this.
Now, the amount of people that just criticizes article is absolutely beautiful
I've never seen so many people stand up against one article and this was even before I tweeted about it
It's funny to me how a website that claimed that they know how Millennials think and what content they want
can be so disconnected from their own audience
Absolutely, beautiful
Now, I don't think I even need to respond but just for the sake of the lulz
Let's just do it anyway
"In his latest video on the subject uploaded Wednesday, Kjellberg chastised Alinity for filing the claim,
and suggested that Alinity somehow deserves the abuse she is getting."
[Sarcams] Yes, that's exactly what I was saying.
I said she deserves criticism for abusing copyright law.
There's something very wrong with that and you should be allowed to be criticized.
Yes It's the Internet and there will be a small percentage of harassment.
It's unfortunate and I never said anyone deserves that. That's ridiculous.
"... the abuse she's getting online for wearing revealing clothes.
He shows example of times when she wore a sheer top and her bra straps showed"
This is insinuating that I still have a somehow have a problem with
people wearing bras showing their bra strap or a sheer top.
Just flat out lie.
I never even brought this up and it's insinuating that I some have over a problem with someone showing their bra strap
Which is ridiculous. Never argued this point - complete lie.
Then mentioning that I mentioned that you plays just dance in just a dress.
I mentioned a lot of examples of really promiscuous behavior and
They decided to pick one of them as if I'm arguing that one point.
Well done, Vice.
Then later on in the article they call me out
for taking things out of context.
You can't make this stuff up. >:(
The whole article is basically just straw men arguing me while completely ignoring any false of the other party
It's ridiculous.
What I'm doing isn't just "opportunistic and gross"
What do I have to gain from any of this!?
Do you understand!?
What she did was opportunistic and gross. I think you got that one wrong?
*laughs*
Striking videos for money is opportunistic and gross. They go on and just completely ignores everything
Alinity did because they said but none of this is really about copyright battle
it's about women who stream on Twitch convenient device to just ignore everything bad that they did so they could just talk about
Women on Twitch. I would love I would love if I got that treatment. That would just be absolutely great. Imagine if I
Abuse copyright law on another person. Imagine how the media would react to that
Imagine if I would boast about it as I'm making a lot of money doing it. I'm sure that would receive great reception
Imagine if I admitted marriage fraud. I wonder how people will think about that
Imagine (yes... imagine) if I dropped the n-word and said, it's okay. I'm ten percent black
I'm sure people would just let that slide because you know, it's not about that
imagine if I I
Admitted that YouTube was giving me special favors in the rules
I'm sure no one would ever comment about that because it's not about that. It's about
debating on my
Comments. Yes
UMM
They arguing that to understand how old is escalated
You need to be familiar with which fail genre of videos go to youtube type twitch fails in the search box
[puts on his smart boi's glasses]
Okay, I don't think you understand the problem that you're trying to argue against because you tell me to Google Twitch fails actual
Someone that does porn softcore porn shows up as an example
I don't think you intentionally did this but you did
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and that's the problem with Twitch because actual cam girls and actual porn stars go to twitch to
promote promiscuous behavior
Overshadowing actual normal female streamers who just want to play games and just want to be treated like a normal streamer well done for making
An example now I even said I don't have a problem with them doing this. For example, that was a streamer
That seemed really cool and seemed really chill that just wanted to become partner on Twitch. She's been screaming for a year and
and uh
She hasn't gotten a partnership and she agrees with my point in the video or at least parts of it
I'm just pushing my bra together to show how a push-up bra works. That's your fault for seeing it
[Girl streamer (itsskylol)] Literally because of these kind of girls
People come to the stream and they expect the same thing. But literally they are just in the wrong page
Not every girl streamer like that and it tilts me because these like particular girls give you that
Impression and it's so annoying
[Pewds continues] And this video got completely blown up. They went viral
It got a million views.
So she's doing really well now so I'm really glad that I actually was able to help throughout all this mess at least someone
uhh
That seemed somewhat decent
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After the backlash from Kjellberg's response
She apologized. SHE apologized? Oh, okay. That's really interesting
This is so painfully one-sided. I
Apologize because I wanted to let Alinity go. I won I didn't want her to receive any more hate
I didn't want it to receive anymore a harassment
I thought I gave her an opportunity to just settle it but apparently she apologized. Well done. Vice well done
*Royalty Free clapping effect*
[Random woman] Now that is what this is all about
Removing harassment from gaming.
[Pewds] This is the reason why no one listens to you anymore. This is a reason why
uhhh
You cried wolf too many times. And yes, you may get some clicks throughout this article
And yes
You all pat yourself your on your back because you think you did a noble cause and standing up for this issue
when in reality, you've done nothing but the complete opposite and embarrass yourself and your entire brand
Congratulations
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Next 👏 news 👏 really ties in well with this. Elon Musk, a person
I really admire *AW* with incredible projects like SpaceX and Tesla he's had some problems with the media recently as well
He tweeted out this the holier-than-thou
Hypocrisy with big media companies who lay claim to the true but publish only enough to sugarcoat the lie is why the public no longer
Respects them it sounds like he's completely
describing my situation
This is literally the same thing
This was based on an article from The Washington Post that posted about Tesla a pilot slams into truck
Stop at red light Elon Musk saying it's super messed up that tests like crash resulting in a broken ankle
Is front-page news and the 40,000 people who died in u.s
Auto accident alone in past year gets almost no coverage
Now you can argue whether it's news or not
The fact that a tesla automobile has been in an accident
But it's also interesting how the article doesn't argue anything
In favor of Tesla over a year ago
Our first iteration of auto pilot was funded by the US government to reduce crash rates by as much as 40%
Internal data confirms that recent updates to auto pilot have improved system rare reliability
Obviously, there's not gonna be the perfect car. There's gonna be accidents no matter what it's just a matter of statistic
It's unfortunate, but that's the reality of the situation
but the fact that you have someone doing something good something positive something that saves life and
still gets talked about in a negative light because
journalists and media wants to generate more clicks the media who criticize nearly everyone is the only entity that
Cannot be criticized whatsoever. Andrew Hawkins from verge says must continuously slow
Try information into media baiting trump figures screaming irrationally about fake news. Hope this works out for you dude. Elon tweets back
Thought you'd say that anytime anyone criticized the media. They media shrieks. You're just like Trump
Why do you think he got elected in the first place? Because no one believes you anymore you lost your credibility a long time ago
*LAZERS* Yeah. *MEME REVIEW CLAP* Tell'em Elon
Journalists are under constant pressure to generate 'cliques'
Otherwise, they get fired. So in the spirit of all this elan proposes a website called Pravda in a joking manner
But I think he's actually serious where he- he made a poll saying let's create a media credibility
rating site that also flags propaganda but net 88% votes
Yes, I would be good 12 percent said no media is awesome
"Amazingly the media is awesome vote is declining despite hundreds of articles"
attacking this very poll
The basic idea would "Pravda" way as I understand it is to rate how credible a journalist is kind of like
I guess Rotten Tomatoes
both
Collects data on on movies and other reviews. Why can't we have that about news articles and game and journalists?
It's an interesting idea. What do you think? Let me know. I
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Want to give it big huge?
thanks to everyone for standing up for me when media bullies you in a way that
this happens
the fact that people
Take their time to explain
Calmly and not not they're buying into this. Although it's just 9 year olds yelling at me
It's really awesome to see so often these headlines are just an excuse for people to share around so they can say ha
*angry anty-bro voice* I knew what he was a bad person. not really caring about what's true or not?
So I really really appreciate that you guys stand up for me. It means a lot. Thank you very much
Namaste and goodbye
*jake paul song*
Thank you PewDiePie for this amazing content!
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