I am the first one to have ever played this game before.
You are in great luck.
This game is gonna be so f*cking good.
You can tell just by looking at it.
Oh
My
F*cking
God.
I am so excited to play this game.
I'm sure that everyone who played this game is playing it because they think it's a really good game and not because they gonna get a lot of clicks on YouTube
because of the title of the game and you tell me right now that that is not a copy of me.
They're using my likeness for this f*cking shit!
How did they even get away with using "YouTubers" in the title?!
Why are they blurring the gameplay?!
What is it, some fucking porn he's looking at?!
New game PLEASE!
"Finally I've made it..."
"I'm the most popular YouTuber."
THIS GAME IS PLAGIARIZING!
It's been a long hard trip
No it-
I just uploaded some videos and people watched it.
It's not that big of a deal...
Alright! Well let's create Pewdiepie...
Now that's...
I don't have to change anything, just need to change the eye colour.
And I have a beard now so...
Personality...
Well...
That one?
That one..?
No, not that one...
Aaand that one... And that one, and that one.
'Kay, we're gonna do a gameplay video.
What the f*ck is this?
Alright, what should we call the video?
Big ass booty...
Sex tape...
Pewdiepie
Okay, there we are making the gameplay
What am I doing..?
I'm choosing reactions...
Okay...
"Unfunny comment."
*chuckles*
(awkward silence)
F*ck you game. *chuckles*
What are you trying to tell me here?
Alright, so we have to edit the video...
Okay...
Let's add some colouring and-
Add a funny title there...
Oh boy, this is gonna be a great video.
"Acting"?
What are you telling me here?!
This is the life of a YouTuber right here.
It's pretty much it in a nutshell...
Ok, we can sellout... Accept an order for at least-
Okay.
Sellout is definitely a huge part of being a YouTuber.
We're gonna play giant soccer...
Start a video
We're gonna do a gameplay.
God, this game is boring me to death...
Go make the video!
What am I doing to the game?!
F*cking kissing it?!
Come on game, please, I need the views.
No one's covered "Gorilla Soccer 2" yet!
This is gonna be a great one.
This is gonna be the winner!
Insane gorilla takes bath of Brofist with me.
Okay, that's it.
Ayy, we got six subscribers! 24 views!
MUM!
Get the f*ck out, mum!
I'm busy staring at my closet!
School called me and you've missed a lot of classes.
F*ck you, mum!
I'm gonna be a YouTuber one day, Mum! *with a sassy voice kinda*
We can look at the comments.
"I loved watching this gameplay!"
"I can't believe that a self-proclaimed YouTuber is this bad at editing."
"Take some classes for the sake of your own users."
*inhales sharply* ALLYSON, YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!
F*CK YOU!
What are you wearing? You look like trash!
"League of Giants."
Done.
Okay, another title. Another title...
How do you do titles?
Oh, I get it! You just put PewDiePie in there!
Got it!
*sarcastically* This will surely get a lot of views.
Make an unfunny comment.
Boom.
Look, I'm JackSepticEye!
Got
Why haven't made any money yet?
I've been doing YouTube for years.
Where is that f*cking money?
Okay. So now time is passing.
We made two dollars!
F*ck yeah, we made two dollars!
Look how impressed I am..
This game really is realistic.
What the f*ck am I doing?
Just walking in to stare at the corner?
At least more fun than doing this sh*t...
C'mon Pewdiepie! Come out of there! You gotta make another video, dude!
Come on, Poodiepie, you gotta make another video!
Like every f*cking day, come on, man!
Come on, buddy...
Oh that's it! I know you need that money! You f*cking greedy little b*tch...
*strange laugh*
Oh, look at him forcing a smile...
Yeah, let's make a "Happy expression", there you go!
Those idiots!... They bought it.
Another "Happy expression", oh my God!
*pulls happy expression*
Let's force out a "Funny comment".
Nailed it.
Okay, we've got some comments.
"If you don't know how to record videos properly, you shouldn't be a YouTuber. That's how it is. Buh-bye."
F*ck you.
Got forty likes on that b*tch.
UH, forty likes on that motherf*cker.
42?
F*ck you!
DISLIKE!?
WHO DISLIKED THAT SHIT?!
Mum! Mum was that you again?
I hate you mum.
You don't understand me.
I got more views than you mum, shut up!
Oh, there's our new game. Okay.
Okay, we're playing this horror game.
Let's... let's give a murderous look.
That always works.
*nightmares*
That's a classic Pewdiepie seller, right there.
*more nightmares*
Oh, okay, let's make an off-topic comment.
I got a haircut today, what do you guys think?
Is it... uh...
Is it good? Do you guys like it?
The self-realisation of what a piece of sh*t you are while playing this game.
Alright, we can promote this video -
Okay, we can self-advertise.
Alright, let's... let's do that.
Hi guys,
Uh, no no no, you gotta trick 'em.
You gotta trick 'em like it' s an actual comment.
Great video, really watched all of it, honestly.
BTW!
Check out my channel and subscribe, please need more subs.
Thank you very much.
Boom!
Man, YouTube life is easy!
This is some straight up bullsh*t.
"You're losing subscribers."
OH GOD!
RED ALERT! RED ALERT! WHAT DO WE DO!?
WE'RE LOSING SUBS!
Oh God!
Uh, make a new video! Make a new video fast!
We gotta make a new video fast!
Whatever we got! Whatever- broken words, got it
I'll make another video! I'll make 50 videos!
I don't give a sh*t! Just crank that sh*t out!
HERE YOU GO YOU UNGRATEFUL SON-OF-A-BITCHES
Alright, okay, alright, hello? Wait, let's do a... a singing comment
♪ Oh- mmm, what you say-ay ♪
♪ mmm, that you only meant well ♪
*beautiful singing Poods*
Let's do a professional comment!
Oh wow! The graphics in this game looks very cool!
The 1080p resolution is just...
WOW!
Man, I'm so good at making videos.
This sh*t does itself.
Let's uh... This is how you edit.
WHERE'S MY NEXT PAY-CHECK?!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Where's the option to randomly yell at the... (hah) ...at the camera.
AAARRGH
Where's the option to be fake scared?
WTF?! This guy's not gonna go anywhere.
This guy's clearly an amateur!
Okay, we can decorate our desk.
Uuuum
Yeah, what can we do? um?
Buy the cheapest thing. What's that?
A lava lamp, that's pretty cool.
Oh shit! We failed our grades.
Mum is gonna be so pissed.
Once she's done staring at the- OH MY GOD!
She teleported.
*that's magical mum powers for ya*
What is she doing?
NO MUM!
NOoO! NOoO!
MUM!
What're you doing?!
I'm gonna lose so many subscribers MUM!
NO!
Does my Mum even know that that's not the actual computer?
Aha
What a dumb b*tch.
Oh God, We gotta make a new video fast before we lose any more subscribers.
100/1 Flawless Gameplay
*seems legit*
Let's add some copyrighted music!
*maniacal evil laugh*
I would NEVER do that sh*t.
That's unethical man.
Oh boy this is gonna be a looong video.
If the video is more than 10 minutes we're gonna make double Adcents.
Come on!
Drag out the outro! Make the outro longer!
Make the outro another 50 minutes.
Oh my God, the video quality is off the roof.
I'm up there now with the big YouTubers.
*reading speech bubble*
Free game? Absolutely.
100 likes? BOOM! That's a new record.
F*ck yeah! I'm the best YouTuber in the world!
Oh, I got a new game: Horrifying Sewers.
No-one has ever played Horrifying Sewers.
This is the new horror game that is gonna bring my channel to new levels.
We gotta upload it fast! F*ck the quality! F*ck the content! It's gotta go up fast!
SCARIEST GAME EVER SCARED OF HOLY SHIT DIED *correction* PEED A LITTLE
Bam! That's a title.
Alright, we're gonna start of with some copyrighted music.
Get it all like um... a... a... get- f*ck!
Okay, murderous look!
*even MORE nightmares*
Dayum! Nailed it.
Okay, we gotta make a serious comment.
Wow this game looks really cool!
I'm so into this.
Alright, let's pretend we're happy playing it.
Uh no, f*ck that let's...
MAKE A MURDEROUS LOOK!
*goddamnit Poods*
Works every time!
Those fangirls are going craaazy.
This is my greatest video, this is my best video I've ever made.
I'm so proud.
Awww sh*t, we got a copyright strike.
Not this sh*t again.
I don't wanna deal with this bulllsh*t.
Look at how sad I am, look at how sad YouTube has made me.
I'm a sad, sad man.
This is the truth behind YouTube.
We're all depressed, why would anyone want to become a YouTuber?
For the fame? For the money? For the Mum yelling at you?
Look at me!
*sad Poods*
Look at where I am...
Look at my sh*tty content.
Was it worth it?
I don't know.
I've gotten so many views...
But at the same time I'm Pewdiepie.
You know what I mean?
I feel dirty.
I used to be so young and innocent.
Look at me!
Now look at me now!
You don't wanna be a YouTuber.
Get a real job. *very serious laughter*
I don't wanna do this sh*t anymore.
I quit!
I can't quit!
How do I quit?!
I'm deleting this game and I'm deleting my channel.
I- dirty! I'm dirty and disgusting!
*sad breathing noises*
I can't do this sh*t anymore, I'm out!
F*ck you!
F*ck everyone.
*cries of genuine sadness*
Uuuugh
I'm going back to selling hotdogs.
Now you know how it works,
No, but for real, this game wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
I dunno if it's my type of game, but it was fun to check out.
Leave a like if you enjoyed watching and, uh, now you know all my secrets... so I guess I really should just quit.
I think all YouTubers can agree on that...
It's a lotta work, it's really stressful.
But we do it because we love it.
A lot of people seem to see YouTube as a way to get famous or to get money.
Just make videos because you enjoy making them.
That's my number 1 tip from number 1 hypocrite.
See you later my little clit.
Sorry!
Okay!
Stay awesome bros. *brofist*