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Merong problema ang Youtube

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Na hindi ko talaga gusto

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Ito ay drama

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Wala akong maisip na mas tanga

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na iaksaya ang iyong time sa

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A-ta-ta-ta-ta

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Hindi

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sana hindi mali

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Ibalik ko ang lahat ng sinabi ko

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Iniba ko ang aking inisip, damnit!

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Ano ang gusto ng mga tao sa Youtube, higit sa anumang bagay

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Malikhain

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Orihinal

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nilalaman

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Hindi, Tangina nun! Gusto nila views, damnit!

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Sa tingin ko alam niyo kung saan ito napupunta

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Ano ang nagbibigay ng views sa anumang bagay

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Tama

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Drama

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Merong problema ang Youtube

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Na hindi ko talaga gusto

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Ito ay drama

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Paano ako naging mali?

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Alam niyo pinanood ko yung video

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nakakasuklam

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Baka merong ka na nakitang drama na nangyayari

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Mula sa isang youtuber

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papunta sa isa

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Hoy, hindi ko gusto yu-- Hindi kita gusto

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H..hindi.. paano?

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Iroroast kita

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Tapos--- tapos magroroast yung isa sa isa

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Tapos yung views, yung views nag babalik-balik

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Parang tennis ball

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Bakit tennis ball?

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Ang halimaw

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kumakain mismo

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Pakinggan niyo ako

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Ko

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Ako

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Hindi lang gagawa ng awang drama kasama ang shitty youtuber

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Kahit sino ang pwedeng gumawa nun

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Ok?

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Gagawa ako ng drama, kasama ang LAHAT!

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Lahat na youtuber na gusto mo

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TANGINA NILA

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Gagawin ko ang pakiramdam nilang masama

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Sobrang shitty

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Na gagawin nila

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Na gagawa sila ng "Pewdiepie Rant Video"

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Sana

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Tapos

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Sa wakas!

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May kaugnayan na ako

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Ito na

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[Lima]

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[Apat]

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[Tatlo]

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[Dalawa]

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[Isa]

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CinnamonToastKen

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Mataba

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Scarce

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Mataba

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Cry

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Baka mataba

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Wala na akong mga kaibigan pagkatapos nito [/tawa;

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Jacksepticeye

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Irish puki

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Ricegum

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North Korean puki

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idubbbz

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Dalawampu't lima sa kalbo

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KSI

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Triggered sa kahit ano

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RihannaVEVO

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panget

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Dan at tska si Phil

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Sila ba ay magkarelasyon?

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Hindi namin sasabihin sainyo!

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Tangina mo, hindi mo malalaman

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Edgar

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Pinakamasamang aso

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SeaNanners

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Tatawa ako sa kahit ano

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Basta ibibigay nito ay views

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SEANANNERS

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Tatawa ako sa kahit ano

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Masyadong mataas na hind na ako nakakatawa

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Shane Dawson

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gusto niya na lumabas dalawang beses

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JacksFilms

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Bakla ang nginig

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Taylor Swift

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panget

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FouseyTube

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Pinakaworst channel sa Youtube

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SkydoesMinecraft

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Tiyak na gusto pa ang Minecraft

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DanTDM

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Tiyak na gusto pa ang Minecraft

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KickthePJ

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Kailangan sipain

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Markiplier

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Iyakin

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h3h3

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Masyado maraming baba

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egoraptor

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Masyado maraming baba

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Leafy

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Kailangan ng babang implants

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Pagisipan niyo

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Oh, kaya ko pa sa gabi son!

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Kaya ko pa saaaa gabi

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Emma Blackery

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mas katulad

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Emma Boob-I-laughed-so-hardery

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Dillion the Hacker

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Hindi naman kaya maghack!

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RomanAtWood

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kalidad ng nilalaman

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Jenna Marbles

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mas katulad

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"Ako ay sampung beses na hot sa mga profile pictures ko kaysa sa tunay kong mukha"

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Keemstar

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Siya ay mabait na tao

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Siya ay MABAIT na tao

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Lilly Singh

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Depinisyon ng sumusubok nang masyado

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FilthyFrank

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Mahal ko siya

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Philip D.

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Oo nga pala

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Nasa Youtube ako mas matagal kaysa sayo

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Kaya FUCK OFF!

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Toby Turner

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Merong isyu sa drugs

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Marina Joyce

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Meron drug isyu

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SINO NAGSABI NUN?

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SINO NAGSABI NUN?

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videogamedunkey

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Hindi negro

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Zoella

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Pinakaworst na kailidad na nakita ko

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pero

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okay naman siya

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mabuti naman

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Casey Neistat

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Siya lamang ang tao sa Youtube na merong malaking ilong kaysa sakin

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Hey ako si Boogie. Gusto maging kaibigan ng lahat.

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Faze Clan

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Halos na may kaugnayan bilang Call of Duty

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Syndicate

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Slimiest na galaw sa Youtube na nakita ko

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Pero paanuman nakakagawa parin ng videos

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Kwebbelkop

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Ulo na halos kalaki ng pagkamakaako

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Hillary Clinton

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Namamatay

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Youtube

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Namamatay

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Pewdiepie

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Sana ako

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mabuti ba-- mabuti ba yun na paglabas?

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God, ang galing ko diba?

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Hindi ako makapaghintay sa drama

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Hindi ako makapaghintay sa dra-- views

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Oh boy

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Niroast ko sila ng grabe

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Uupo nalang ako dito

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Wag niyong kalimutan tingnan ang aking patreon

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Ang link ay nasa description

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Maraming salamat sa pagnonood

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Maglike dahil

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Lahat ng fans ay hindi magkakagusto sakin

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Kaya kailangan kita na ipaglaban ako

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Hindi lang

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dahil gusto ng maraming likes. ok?

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Oh pewds :)

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