*Sound of monster opening*
[garbled] SKRATTAR DU
[explosion time]
I'm already- I'm already laughing [giggle]
This is going to be- super hard
EXTREME EDITION!!!
[sobbing and whining]
[fangirl shriek, more sobbing]
I feel like this is only funny cuz I've seen the original...
And I know what they're crying about. They're watching this I think it's the latest BTS music
video, AND I'M NOT discriminating I felt the exact emotion when I saw It
the first time but, but you replace it with anything else
and it's just...
Luigi: I hope you made lotsa spaghetti!
Mario: Luigi, look!
Mario: it's from Bowser.. [girls crying] [pewds chuckling]
[unintelligible mix of pewds laughing, girls crying, and Mario talking]
Oh, she's actually crying! D:
girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...I had and I know what you're thinking
I had the exact reaction when I watched the Mario anime. It's tough, man
it's tough, it's heavy stuff, it's got heavy themes about Koopa Kingdom.
another one
[heavy breathing + lisp, r/niceguys style] Lord Maximus at your service m'lady.
Level 82 DM.
Gentleman.
Feminist.
Sandwich lover.
Burrito lover
(pewds: ohh) woman lover
Pewds: Women lover!
*clears throat* Listen carefully m'lady
it seems you have stolen something from me and i am very upset!
I will have no choice but to contact the town sheriff
However,[breathing] i am willing to overlook this transgression if you agree to a date with me.
[breathing] Otherwise charges will be pressed for the stealing of my heart!
(pewds: oh jeesuss) I await your letter of acceptance.
*smacking lips intensifies, heavy mic breathing*
Truly, Lord Maximus.
(back to pewds now) Lord Maximus, has cats
[giggle]
I wonder how many people that worked on.
cause I would swipe!!!!!
heyEveryoneItsjajaeverysinglesllsjladkjslkjlsjafljdksaldjsadlsa (no one understands her)
GAPADUBEBIGBADEBEGANABEGANA (That being That)
[sad music, Pewds.exe has stopped working]
Rip PewDiePie ~ 1922 - 2018
Who is this? ..eh.. I don't want it. Just take it back. Take this one back.
Can we put this one back in, please?
oh..!
O h.
O k a y.
THIS is epic..
alright, alright, I get it, I get it,
I get it now. I get it. I'm on board. Yeah, sign me up, bing it!
(in video: mmm..)
[dreamy music]
Oh? okay. Okay. Okay, this is also epic....*burps*
Wow!
All right that's not even a meme, that's just an excuse for you to use that in
the thumbnail Felix, 0h okay, thank you Felix ,cool! all right..
This is going pretty good so far, what else do we *laughs*
and uh, we're gonna have to bring out the..[in video: unintelligent yelling] the big guns!
[unintelligible yelling about Yeezy shoes]
blonde kid: first go! uh
brunette kid: MY BROTHER JUST WON A PAIR OF FRICKIN' YEEZYS!!! OUTTA THIS FRICKIN'... MACHIIIINE!
brunette: WHAT THE F- IS GOING ON HERE?! I SHOULDVE WON -- IM THE ONE THAT WANTED YEEZYS!!!
brunette: IM THE ONE!!!!
blonde kid: I just remembered... [unintelligible] myself a pair of yeezys… [brunette screaming] $400 pair of shoes no joke
blonde kid: w h a t... no joke
brunette: *still screaming, now joined by hype monster with curly hair, also screaming*
[all unintelligible screaming]
*high pitched felix* THEY WON YEEZYS .. WHAT THE FRICK DUDE THEYRE LIKE $400....
Lord Farquaad: mirror, mirror... show her to me. Show me the princess!
[orchestral crescendo followed by E]
[MUSIC IS LOUDER NOW]
m nama jeff..
{who is she}
{oh, it's howard!}
pewds in video: what a fucking
[tech. difficulties]
pewds in video: reeeeeeEEEEEEE!! hello! my fellow intellectuals!
Moving on! Moving on everybody.
[kid sobbing in video]
[lowkey ear rape bass]
So they announced King Rool for smash and still no WA--LU--WI--GI, huh?
heyeveyoneitsjajaeverysinglesllsjladkjslkjlsjafljdksaldjsadlsa (JoJo is back)
*CRINGE*
Why her voice sound like a shoe squeaking on the floor?
heyeveyoneitsjajaeverysinglesllsjladkj*SQUEAK*sdkjsldfsdlkcmvvnsldkfjlkmxcsd
[snort]
man: Where is he?
girl: he's in anguish!
man: Good
girl: He...
He mourns!
man: What does this... MONSTER..
have to mourn?
ha Ha HA HA
YES!
This is SO devastating... Alexa, can we cast iron?
*insert Jeopardy music here*
*Alexa stopped responding*
ALEXA!
THIS IS SO SAD!
CAN WE CAST OBSIDIAN?
Alexa: i don't know that one...
*PEWDS INHALES*
*insults using cat language*
pewds: Turn the volume up...
*POP*
Ñice
*scoff laugh*
I should've seen that one coming.
A: I ll-look like I've been nn-nothing. B: Nothing, you've been knocked out but you just,
don't see just a little spill, just a little bit of spill there
pewds: *laughing* no..
*CRASH*
Just a little spill-just a little bit of spillage there
WHAMAN: Any business could put up an inflatable, Mario? As long as they're not selling,
Mario related products. You'd think Mario would be a pretty uncontroversial figure,
but this inflatable even provoked this random guy downtown in the middle of our
interview. *FALCON PUNCH* What?
Did he just- did he just punch mario?
Alexa!!!!
*Alexa is truly a savage, or maybe she's deaf*
Hey guys, i've been reading some of the comments on Instagram,
some people think they can EAT the flex seal family of
products. You can't. Don't eat them, don't ingest them, in any shape or form
they're not to be eaten! you can coat, seal, and protect! But don't
eat 'em.... that would cause a lot of damage. Flex off!
Oh really... Mr.scientist?
*STDZZZZZZZZ*
THEN EXPLAIN THIS!!
Pewds: Not to be not eaten!
Mainstream Media lies.... try to stop us-
-from eating laundry detergent.. saying "Oh ItS DaNgErOuS!, iT'S DaNgErOuS To EaT lAuNdRy DeTeRgEnT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
YoU CaNt eAt tHeM -bLuH BlUh bLuH BlUh!!!
Alright?
If I want to- I will eat- IM A GROWN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Long live the amazing outstanding mic who's been through all pewd's spit*
flash backs: "You can.eat 'em. Ingest them.in Any shape or form.
They are not to be not eaten. You can coat, seal, and eat the flex seal family.of products
It's DELICIOUS!!!
*Proceeds to eat flex seal™* *Please sponsor us*
*god is testing him by challenging him to eat flex seal™..*
*when will it end? everyday.. we suffer..*
*lucky catch, marzia, this one's a keeper*
speaking + eating flex tape = seizure.exe
*thanos is quaking*
[quiet chuckling]
*HUEP*
oh my god..
They have advanced technology already!
*Inhales*
We were so blind!!
Grandpa: We got a big show for you tonight. Welcome to the Late Show!
I'm your host, Stephen Colbert! *applause*
Donald trump......
*gasp*
AWFUL!!!
*APPLAUSE*
*with some lil skratta from god*
*inhales*
ohh...
oh, thats good.............
*man is not paying attention.... what's she saying? he doesn't know...*
woman: that's gonna be an internet MEM... I'm sorry, Garhehehe! we love you but that's gotta be an internet MEM
Ohhhhhhh... stop please!
Alexa, make it STOP!
Pewds.exe has stopped working.
oH gOd!!!!
That's an epic.. mam
👏
I LOVE DA MAME!!!
jOjO: How old do you want to be in ten years?
jojo sewage: 25?
jojo: You know whats better than 24?
jojo: TWENTY FIVE!
Pewds.exe stopped working...*
Pewds.exe stopped working...**
Pewds.exe stopped working...***
Pewds.exe stopped working...****
pale child: "I like jumping like a horse!"
*Proceeds to jump like a mother horse*
*earrape laugh*
*hehe in confusion*
Oh, that hit me out in nowhere! What is this?
IT'S LIL TAY SHE IS BACK!
*chunkster heavily breathing*
''back to jumping like a horse!!1!"
*Hiccup*
This is so great!!!!!
You have all these stupid young kids..
like lil tay flexing money with no talent, and you have this ABLIBLIBLIBLIB gurl ..... and then you have a girl...
With a real talent, a real core message, she just like to jumping like a horse, look at her! Incredible!
What a wholesome episode this has been guys! This has been my pleasure to host
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Leave a like if you won this challenge! And remember, to watch another video of
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that's it, that's it! see you tomorrow! bye!
[jojo blahdkslvmcxlmsdl again]
-subtitles took forever, hope they help! Olive <3