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How's it goin bros! And welcome back to another episode of skrattar du förlorar du!

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*Yoshi Island Flower Garden*

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Smash like on this video to accept the challenge. If you laugh, you will lose.

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Can you beat me? The grandmaster. T-the top elite of this challenge.

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Bring it on! If you're not a coward then smash like right now and let's freaking do this.

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Video: No, let's not leave. I wanna kill him. Wheres T-series at?? I have his stuff. T-p to him

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Video: rrrrRRRAHHHHHHHH

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Wait. Did they just kick him out of the game or did they kill T-series? What's the command?

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Yeah, it's /kill.

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*laughs* OH NOO!

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Video: rrrrRRRRAAHHHHHH

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Oh god. Jesus.

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This is literally me when I die in video games.

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Which never happens!

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Zero deaths!

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Video: I'm gonna shake your hand. (x2)

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Video: Shake your hand

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Video: I'm gonna shake your hand. I wanna shake his hand. (x2)

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Video: I wanna shake his hand.
Pewds: Just shake his hand.

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Video: Then force me off the fricken plane. 
Pewds: He wants a handshake.

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Video: I wanna shake his hand.

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Video: All I wanna do. All I wanna do.

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Video: You stupid son of a b*tch.

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This is me when I try to shake someone's hand.

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But no one wants to.

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I wonder why

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Video: YES! So I'm starting to uh- That was awful.

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Oh ok.

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Pewds: Let's freaking do this
Video: These are my hidden talents.

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Oh god.

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Video: I can make a lot of animal noises.

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Video: I can make a baby bird. *tweet tweet tweet*

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Damn.

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Video: *laughs* I can make a dolphin.

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Video: *Dolphin noises?*

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Video: I can't get over that. Oh my god.

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Video: Anyways. I can also make a cat.

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Video: *failed meows*

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Video: Mother- Still tryin to heal from the dolphin. *laughs*

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Video: Second try

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Video: *meow meow meow*

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Video: My god. What am I? I can also sound like a Chihuahua.

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Video: *rrrr rah rrrah rrah rrrah*

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*Sad piano*

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No. I'm just gonna have to use my no pass on that one.

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*more sad piano*

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*clap clap clap*

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No one plays Fork Knife anymore since I played it. Ok?

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Get with the times, losers. You still play Fork Knife?

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P a t h e t i c

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*A more happier piano*

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WOAHHHHH

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Ooh. This loops very nicely. Too bad we gotta to change the audio.

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Oh!

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*laughs*

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Well he completely ruined everything. I don't- *laughs*

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Heh. Aw, god dammit. *laughs*

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AH HA HA HA

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Kids. Getting. Hurt. Will. Never. Not. Be. Funny.

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Oh but kids do this blah blah blah

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Last again, kid will always be funny.

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Especially if they're hurt.

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Both: *laughing*

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What are they doing?

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Did he just try to read it too?

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That's not funny.

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Will Smith: Yuhh

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Will Smith: It's rewind time.

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* laughing *

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Beat the challenge. Not saying the N word for an entrire- god damn

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Video: Holy sh*t. Lay Back. Are you okay? *crying*

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Video: That wasn't a good idea.

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Oh god...

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Damn!

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OH!

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*megolovania on piano*

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God damn!

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OH!

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How do people do this?

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Oh my god.

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Video: *megolovania intensifies* 
Pewds: Yeah!

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You ask and you shall receive. God damn.

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That's amazing, Need.iF

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Huge props

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*chuckles*

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*music*

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heh

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Well I mean that's one way to do it. Oh god I've seen this.

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eheh

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I actually thought this was real. I was like "What?"

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Frozen 2 looks amazing! I'll definitely watch it.

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*Yoshi Island Flower Garden*

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I don't know why that edit is so satisfying. I've seen it- I've seen it pop up everywhere now.

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Video: We have right for you, Lil Uzi, a Rob Zombie poster.

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*Yoshi Island!*

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It's so good!

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I love it.

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*tries to imitate the song*

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Oh god, here it goes.

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*Yoshi Island*

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Another one! Yes!

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*Yoshi Island*

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New meme format! Less miserable! Thank you meme! *clap clap clap clap*

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Thank you.

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Doesn't it feel good? You discover a meme and you just realize, "Hey look, everything is a lil better now.

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Whatever you're goin' through

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At least it's a little less annoying.

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Video: -And then by that time like I've cut off everything else that been died.

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Video: Hello Ninja, I am just confirming your order for 12 inch thick black dildo for tomorrow at 9am.

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Video: Should I reschedule the order delivery for another time?

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*laughs*

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HAHAHAHA

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People complain about MY live thing? What is this? Huh?

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Imagine if I shot my videos like this.

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*Yoshi Island* Oh my god!

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It came back!

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But even better!

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*Yoshi Island*

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Y e s

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*Yoshi Island again*

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Alright, it's already running a little dry. I dunno what to tell you guys.

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*laughs* Come on! Come on, do it!

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D o i t ! ! !

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Video: YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Pewds: Oh! No! Oh god!

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What happened to my lights? Delgad- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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I'm blind!

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I need help!

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Oh real bad. Ah!

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Ah.

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Is this from Yoshi? No. No it isn't. It- it still works.

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*Yoshi Island*

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That reminds me of that tweet from that guy.

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YouTuber guy.

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Should have said 12, clearly not a good tweet. Try again.

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Alright. Um

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Video: So if you're attracted to Ariana Grande. She's 23 years old. Sure.

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Video: But she looks like a 12 year old! No! Yeah, a little bit. She's a 12 year old wearing her mom's makeup!
Pewds: She does look weird.

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Video: That does look like a child... Look she's even standing like a baby. *laughs*
Pewds: *laughs*

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Video: That's not a baby stance! That's a baby stance! Are you crazy?

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Video: She like, "I want apple!" *laughs*

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Evreyone: *laughing*

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Oh that was great.

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She does look like a 12 year old.

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It's f**king weird

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*Yoshi Island* That's it! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Okay!

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Hope you guys enjoyed this video. Whatever this dance is.

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*Yoshi Island playing over Pewds*

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-Tuber Simulator is now so relevant...

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That its got a brand new minigame! Craniac.

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Drop the crane and get fresh items only available in the washing machine-like game.

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And you say there's more? Of course there is!

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New knowledge perks. New quests. And new pixellinks. And legs.

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Guys...

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L e g s

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Megolovania!!!!

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[I hope you fellow 9 year olds have a great day or night!]