WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.120 --> 00:00:01.620 👏 00:00:01.940 --> 00:00:02.440 👏 00:00:02.760 --> 00:00:03.260 👏 00:00:03.480 --> 00:00:05.480 skrattar du 00:00:05.540 --> 00:00:07.240 fölora du 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:09.140 MANEEEEEEEEEEEN 00:00:09.140 --> 00:00:11.560 YouTube's most respected show 00:00:12.080 --> 00:00:14.160 Thank you guys for tuning in. 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:15.280 Now, will you accept this challenge? 00:00:15.809 --> 00:00:18.720 By hitting the thumbs-up and the bell button. 00:00:18.720 --> 00:00:19.489 You laugh. 00:00:20.100 --> 00:00:21.539 You lose. 00:00:21.540 --> 00:00:23.740 Let's frickin do this guys. 00:00:24.480 --> 00:00:29.570 Together we can do it. Together, we are strong. DO NOT skrattar. I'm looking at you. 00:00:29.570 --> 00:00:36.900 *whispers* How you doin' babe? *fake croud laughing* 00:00:38.420 --> 00:00:41.920 (the sports narrator narrates the sport in german) 00:00:41.920 --> 00:00:42.420 Oh great 00:00:43.800 --> 00:00:45.260 *loud voice over the sport narrator* SIX - NINE 00:00:45.260 --> 00:00:49.420 *pewd quietly chuckles* (sports narrator still speaking german) 00:00:49.420 --> 00:00:52.560 Why is this a meme like I see it everywhere. 00:00:52.560 --> 00:00:54.360 It's not even- *laughing* 00:00:54.360 --> 00:00:55.620 Alright! I gotta find the original. 00:00:55.620 --> 00:00:57.460 He's like in a pool with an egg here... 00:00:58.080 --> 00:01:02.300 (music: Low from Flo Rida can be heard) 00:01:02.300 --> 00:01:03.920 Wait, is it real? 00:01:04.960 --> 00:01:06.420 Wait, is it real? *chuckles (looks uncertain)* 00:01:06.420 --> 00:01:09.660 Where's the original? I'm try-, cuz he's in a- he's a swimming pool. 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:15.340 Jacuzzi or something. Okay. It isn't real he just- *inaudible because he started the video* 00:01:15.340 --> 00:01:19.800 (same song, high pitched) (''jeans, boots with the FUR, the FUR...''' 00:01:19.820 --> 00:01:22.200 *pewds humming/singing* now the whole club's looking at her... 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:27.680 *not singing, talking* Nothing like a good old jacuzzi bath with your fellow AK. 00:01:27.800 --> 00:01:30.020 *stars laughing and in high pitched voice* ha, he looks so dumb! 00:01:30.020 --> 00:01:33.780 *genuine laughs* 00:01:33.780 --> 00:01:39.280 Oh my god, I got a do, I got a do a video on my boy, my boy. 00:01:40.060 --> 00:01:41.180 *says something inaudible* 00:01:42.080 --> 00:01:55.240 *hold music, soft music* 00:01:55.240 --> 00:02:01.760 (music ended abruptly. There's a sound of movement then silence again) 00:02:02.340 --> 00:02:03.920 Hey six - nine 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:05.580 (buzzer sound) six - nine (cocking gun sound) 00:02:05.580 --> 00:02:08.380 (song: Education Connection Commercial Jingle) 00:02:08.380 --> 00:02:13.140 This- *stops music* This meme really took off, huh ? 00:02:14.360 --> 00:02:19.040 *sing-song tone* Who posted it first? that's right everybody I get extra meme points! 00:02:19.060 --> 00:02:21.000 👏👏👏 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:23.860 I really would love to see some sort of meme currency. 00:02:23.860 --> 00:02:29.620 If anyone can please invent a meme currency that puts a new- any meme... 00:02:29.620 --> 00:02:35.140 It's like a stock, right? And you can invest in the meme stock. This, I know this is a billion dollar idea. 00:02:35.180 --> 00:02:38.760 Cuz this is a rebound meme. Like this is an older meme coming back. 00:02:38.760 --> 00:02:42.860 So let's say you had invested in this meme and then it takes off *👌clicks fingers* BAM 00:02:43.200 --> 00:02:44.160 Millionaires. 00:02:44.300 --> 00:02:46.380 (still the same jingle music) 00:02:46.380 --> 00:02:48.600 (''...matched me with the right college for fr-'') 00:02:48.600 --> 00:02:52.820 (F-R-E-E. that spells cr*ditr*port.com baby...) 00:02:52.820 --> 00:03:00.900 (the interrupting song: credit report . com baby) 00:03:00.900 --> 00:03:03.340 *softly* I don't know. I don't like this meme. Sorry. 00:03:03.460 --> 00:03:05.440 (''that's a good painting you got there...) 00:03:05.440 --> 00:03:08.440 (''...too bad it's the wroong one.'') 00:03:08.440 --> 00:03:10.660 *unimpressed* I got it. It's obunga. 00:03:10.660 --> 00:03:12.660 (''This is the right painting! You've got the wrong painting!'') 00:03:12.660 --> 00:03:14.220 (''I don't know; they look exactly alike!'') 00:03:14.220 --> 00:03:15.900 (''SILENCE fools!'') *pewds laughing* 00:03:15.900 --> 00:03:21.760 (''It's gone long enough. This painting clearly (???)...'') 00:03:21.980 --> 00:03:25.440 (''...and it must be destroyed.'') *pews laughs at that* (''No!no destroying that painting. That's a piece of history 00:03:25.440 --> 00:03:28.340 (''No! No destroying that painting. That's a piece of history.'') 00:03:28.340 --> 00:03:30.920 (''Come on, I painted this.'') 00:03:31.140 --> 00:03:32.280 (''WHAT?'') 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:35.320 Oh no, why am I in there? 00:03:35.620 --> 00:03:40.200 *they are litteraly ALL screaming* 00:03:40.200 --> 00:03:40.780 (buzzer) 00:03:41.200 --> 00:03:52.140 (All the Meeseeks from Rick and Morty keeps repeating ''him or that one there. He wrote me into this!'') 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:55.920 And, there can only be E okay? 00:03:55.920 --> 00:03:59.660 There can only be E or B actually...now that I think about it. 00:03:59.660 --> 00:04:00.840 You know what? Ignore me! 00:04:03.060 --> 00:04:03.860 (''Imagine'') 00:04:04.440 --> 00:04:05.400 *laughs* 00:04:08.980 --> 00:04:10.980 Every fortnight thumbnail ever. 00:04:13.320 --> 00:04:18.940 (''FBI coming in!'') (guy screams) 00:04:24.180 --> 00:04:25.300 (''Yep'') 00:04:26.180 --> 00:04:29.540 (''This is a bucket'') *laughs* 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:37.820 No... not the bucket. Oh my god, so random! Whenever it's random, I just can't help myself. 00:04:40.500 --> 00:04:43.660 Every (guy screaming) isn't it? 00:04:43.760 --> 00:04:49.560 ('' U - R - M - R - G - A - Y...) 00:04:49.580 --> 00:04:54.200 (''If you look closer it will read you are Mr-'') 00:04:54.200 --> 00:04:58.140 (''the only thing my mom used to ever tell me was don't let people (distorted)grab my PlAyStAtI0n)'') 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:00.600 (''People will find a way'') (''No!!'') 00:05:00.600 --> 00:05:04.040 *chuckling* 00:05:04.100 --> 00:05:10.560 God DAMMIT! Are you having fun watching this blank face then occasionally letting out a ha ha? 00:05:11.120 --> 00:05:13.620 I hope you're being entertained as much as I am. 00:05:16.380 --> 00:05:19.560 Come on! Give me something good. Come on! 00:05:19.640 --> 00:05:24.100 (''...one goal...To wipe out half the universe.'') 00:05:27.680 --> 00:05:30.080 (''If he gets all the Infinity stones...'') 00:05:30.640 --> 00:05:33.480 ((it's the 'Avengers Infinity War' trailer by the way)) 00:05:35.080 --> 00:05:36.620 (''Tell me his name again.'') 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:38.740 (BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!'') 00:05:40.300 --> 00:05:43.880 I don't know. They're creative but they're not funny, okay.? 00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:47.280 He's gonna grab an ak... 00:05:50.080 --> 00:05:57.420 Oh there he is again! The 6-9-9 memes everybody. God dammit *laughs* 00:05:57.520 --> 00:06:02.800 I don't even know why I laughed. Okay, and I actually didn't laugh. Hey... 00:06:03.300 --> 00:06:05.700 I didn't laugh. *cocks gun* (buzzer) 00:06:05.700 --> 00:06:09.500 Hey, it's a painting memeeverybody. It's gonna be obunga! 00:06:09.960 --> 00:06:12.060 I guarantee you. There he is! 00:06:12.060 --> 00:06:16.960 So beautiful. Oh my gAAAAAAAAA *laughs* 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:20.080 I would love to see a meme that is 00:06:20.140 --> 00:06:25.940 just random memes that pretends that their memes from the future, because literally anything is just a meme these days. 00:06:26.260 --> 00:06:32.129 You can't- you can't appoint us something be like 'no, that's ridiculous that can never be a meme'. Literally anything can be a meme. 00:06:32.920 --> 00:06:35.340 Which is the beauty of meme everybody. 00:06:35.340 --> 00:06:37.340 (''suspect is flying on foot'') 00:06:37.660 --> 00:06:40.040 Of course! Of course. 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:45.600 (''Wake up lieutenant'' Connor's slap scene from veidogame Detroit Become Human = really loud edit) 00:06:45.620 --> 00:06:47.160 (''It's me! Connor.'') 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:51.000 I need to play that stupid game. But AM I GONNA? ha ha 00:06:53.720 --> 00:07:09.640 (trumpetman saying unimportant bullshit...which is already written on screen) 00:07:09.720 --> 00:07:13.960 *pewds chuckles at this nonsensical speech* 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:19.820 I swear trump just read Starship Troopers and be like, yeah. Yep. It's time. 00:07:19.820 --> 00:07:21.820 (''-to be the best pirate I have ever seen.'') 00:07:22.880 --> 00:07:24.880 (''so it will seem.'') 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:27.120 pirate! uh- 00:07:28.520 --> 00:07:30.180 *laughs* 00:07:30.180 --> 00:07:33.580 (the Pirate of the Caribbean music really covers what they're saying) 00:07:34.020 --> 00:07:41.920 (''PAY FOR MUS-'') You cut before the best bit! the holbushshh, the hhijolsgdjvihrddllo (gibberish) 00:07:43.820 --> 00:07:47.160 *laughing* 00:07:47.340 --> 00:07:48.560 (''What did I do??'') 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:52.080 (''You know it's illegal to download copyrighted music! I'm taking you in!'') 00:07:52.960 --> 00:07:54.080 (girl screams loudly) 00:07:57.000 --> 00:07:58.840 I guess he's not that great of a pirate. 00:07:59.620 --> 00:08:03.460 Hey, *cocks gun* Never illegally download! (''now concentrate'') 00:08:04.140 --> 00:08:06.340 Hey, it's another painting meme. 00:08:06.680 --> 00:08:08.940 What is it going to be? 00:08:09.100 --> 00:08:13.080 What are they gonna do? What they gonna do? What are they (gibberish) obunga. Obunga. 00:08:13.080 --> 00:08:15.080 I got my bets on obunga. 00:08:15.080 --> 00:08:17.840 Come on...come on. 00:08:17.880 --> 00:08:21.960 My man, my man, come on. Come on fifty bucks! 00:08:22.660 --> 00:08:25.580 Fifty bucks. Fifty bucks on obunga. 00:08:25.580 --> 00:08:30.040 Five hundred. Five hundred thousand. Five millions. Obunga. 00:08:30.140 --> 00:08:33.860 My man, - DAMN IT!! *laughs* 00:08:33.860 --> 00:08:34.960 (''Oh my god'') 00:08:34.960 --> 00:08:40.860 (song: Intro from Blend S anime) 00:08:40.900 --> 00:08:45.420 SKRATTA DU. FÖLORA DU! MANNEEEEE... 00:08:45.420 --> 00:08:48.480 *pewds immediatly laughed* yes! oooooh (russian music in background) 00:08:54.180 --> 00:09:06.140 (weeb song: Endless Tears - Maiko Nakamura ft. Cliff Edge... just look at pewds face!) Yea! 00:09:06.140 --> 00:09:17.260 (''I've been watching gdq for two years now and today I just found out that my grandpa died two hours ago'' crowd applauses. 00:09:17.260 --> 00:09:19.100 That was amazing. (sarcasm) 00:09:19.100 --> 00:09:21.460 *chuckles* 00:09:22.140 --> 00:09:26.180 There's nothing funny about dying in Mario Kart. 00:09:26.180 --> 00:09:29.000 (same Japanese song as just before) 00:09:29.000 --> 00:09:34.320 (''IF your name is Junior aaand you're really handsome, coooome on raise your haaand'') 00:09:36.780 --> 00:09:43.780 Alright, I don't even know what to say. That was fantastic. Well done. All the links in the description everybody. 00:09:43.780 --> 00:09:47.120 Did you skratta? Did you fölora? Let me know in the comments. 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:51.220 Leave a like if you skratta. Leave a like if you fölora. And as always... 00:09:51.560 --> 00:09:55.420 (just a slight ringing...) 00:09:55.420 --> 00:10:17.740 (nice soft percussions type of music) 00:10:17.740 --> 00:10:21.480 (now it's chord instrument? the pitch goes downwards starting from higher pitched) 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:45.200 (really arcade game kind of music, neutral but sets the ambiance) 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:51.200 (weird twirling sound...a kind of flute? it's like someone washing a window!) 00:10:51.200 --> 00:10:55.940 (violins, classical music since boss is defeated; a happy/light higher tone) 00:10:55.940 --> 00:11:02.980 Personal note: please take subtitles seriously. It is suppose to depict at least the sounds/talking going on. Some people need them. 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:08.700 Also, Pewdiepie said previously that Animal Super Squad (ASS) is out on all consoles.