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kill me

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ohhohoih bloo blo bloo

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bloo bleugh

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The Rule Is Simple

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EveryBody

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Say it with me!

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AHA!!

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YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE

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SAY IT
SAY IT

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SAY IT 
  
SAY,SAY IT!!!!!!!!

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SAAAY ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! (Nice Lips) ( ° ʖ °)

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Now Last One Got Taken Down From Copyright Strike Two Of Them

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i don`t really know why I bother even making these

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all the efford on editing and trying to make it my own

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it`s completely

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pointless. This video will probably be deleted as well

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so really, the challenge is, you get copyright

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striked, you lose

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like YouTube isn`t hard enough these days, what the

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Duck am I doing? I`m a Struggling Youtuber Man.
This Is What Happens

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but u brought this on yourself, pewds. U goddamn Right I Did

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you`re welcome, let`s do this, you laugh

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you lose. Alright, what do we got here? was she trying to do this

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advanced equation?

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248 minus 200 oh plus that's uh

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6000, omg haha (Pewds You've Already Lost)

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she did it!

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huuuuuu

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well, she was close, to be fair, she just got it

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she di- she uh, she forgot to add the one

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to the four, it`s uh

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it`s pretty cute. It`s kind of like the people, that mix up this

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spell-spelling you and you`re

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oh, it`s another alexa

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"with your new personal assistent alexa jones

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oh, i`ve seen this one. "whatever you need, all you have to do

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is ask alexa jones" "well, what does it do?"

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"alexa, what do you do?" "teach people about

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the sexual pleasure of eating

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turds

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SCANNING

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lol

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isshburghl

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i love alex jones, but like what daduq

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(Imagine If Marzia Just Walked Into The Room XD)

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Pewds Hasn't Said Anything Throughout This lol

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wait, that works? (Of Course It Does Pewds)

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oh, this is fucking great

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Create My virgINNNN BALLLL

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was that dragonball Z? what an amaZING

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ANIME I NEED TO WATCH IT

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WTF  this?

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What is happening?

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what? wait, what is this?

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he puts, he puts that on the cow?

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oh, okay, that`s cool

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Ohoh NO

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I need to play that game again, god

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dammit, the gifts from it is amazing, of the weapons

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"so, as you can imagine medieval castles were NOT

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easy to break into

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they were basically like those jungle gym things

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at chuck-e-cheese`s. massive in

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size, intentionally confusing layout

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security everywhere

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and by the end of your visit, you`ll probably end up

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with some kind of disease, so in order to

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help penetrate fortresses

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medieval armies would often utilize siege weapons one of

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the most popular of which was the trebuchet. now this

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device is interesting enough on it`s own but it gets better

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so around 1300 AD

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THE FUCK IS THIS

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scotland however one fortress

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known as stirling castle was giving him all lot of trouble

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he laid siege to the building for many months

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without any real progress. then one day he woke up and

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had a revelation:hey guys, listen

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why are we wasting our time

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building all these regular sized trebuchets when we could just build

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one giant one and call it a day. so that`s what he did

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this gargantuan war machine

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was known as the warwolf and stood

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at around six stories tall. to get a bit of perspective

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this is about as tall as king kong was in his largest filmed depiction

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so basically our picture

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launching bolders like they`re baseballs and you`ve got a pretty good

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idea of what the warwolf was capable

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of he was so intimidating that when the scots saw the

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the english constructing the beast outside the castle. they

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immediately surrendered out of fear, but then edward was like :

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fuck that, I`m gonna test this

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bad boy out and proceeded to take potshots on the castle anyway

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that`s fucking awesome. see, we need- this is the stuff

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we need, happening, there`s too many

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passive aggressive people on social media

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because no one`s out killing each other

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how to make a blockbaster

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have you ever wondered

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about this particular thing?

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because it turns out that that thing is real

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alright, i get it, they`re all the same

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A classic

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japanese warrior sentence

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alex

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alright.

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great!

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u want sum bread?

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u want sum bread?

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what has happened? endless TRAA

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AAASHH, okay, great

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lol

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I think I've just lost the ability, to laugh

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can i give you a list of historical figures prominent figures from

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history and you'll tell me whether or not they were white or black

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shoot, give me the best shot-okay, umm

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beethoven... black

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mozart...black   cleopatra

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she looked black but she was white

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it's not the colour of the skin

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she's being judge bad but the seed of your father

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william shakespeare

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I'M-I'M DONE

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BLACK

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abraham lincoln.. that's still in debate

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*laughs*

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a lot of confidence

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christopher columbus

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he was white

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*laughs*yeah you

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friends, fun, drink, hot girls

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you're hot, drink more, expensive cars, as streets

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as money, you in a tuxedo, wodka

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DRINK DRINK DRINK FUN PUSSY YOU'RE IN A TUXEDO

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THIS GIRL: FUCK HER! DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK IT ALL U FUCKIN PUSSY

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MORE TUXEDOS MORE CARS MORE PUSSY

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please drink responsibly.

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so true*laughs* cause i have to put that

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thing in there, oh god, these are so awkward

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alright

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hello from sweden, so i have been watching

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gdq for two years now and today i just found out that

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grandpa died two hours ago

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*applause*

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no

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no-o

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oh nooo

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it`s a VR game

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well done, that's fun, that has to be stage

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that is pretty good, well done :)

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lol

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ohh, hell yeah

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DID YOU LAUGH ORRR DID YOU LOSE?

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hopefully this didn't get copyright striked

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check out in the description the video if you wanna check it out

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uhhhhhhhhh.....

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they may get a strike but at least

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u won't get me, juNK AND MEDIA

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that's right,

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I'm callin u

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BRRRR, what you gonna do? copyright this one ?

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oh i bet you want to, i bet u trembling off

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do we have the intellectual property of this one?

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I said NOO

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NOT TO-DAY

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leave a like if you liked and leave a like

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if you don't, thank you, I'm your host killer

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keeeemstar-what is wrong with me?

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thank you guys so much for watching and

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as always saaaaaa

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yonara.... japanes warrior sentence again lol