WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ro 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.400 00:00:03.500 --> 00:00:10.680 Regula este simpla toata lumea. Spune-o cu mine, aha : YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE(daca razi, vei pierde) 00:00:10.780 --> 00:00:13.380 Spune-o... spune - SPUNE!! 00:00:13.380 --> 00:00:14.240 SPUNE!!! 00:00:15.020 --> 00:00:15.520 pewdiieee?? ce nai... 00:00:15.520 --> 00:00:16.100 00:00:16.100 --> 00:00:18.200 Acum, ultimul video a fost dat jos. 00:00:18.200 --> 00:00:18.940 00:00:18.940 --> 00:00:21.820 De la un atac de copyright, doua de fapt. 00:00:21.820 --> 00:00:24.700 Nici nu stiu de ce imi bat capul sa fac aceste lucruri. 00:00:25.100 --> 00:00:27.100 Tot efortul in editari si incerc sa le fac pe ale mele...(Saracul Pewds) 00:00:27.340 --> 00:00:29.000 Este degeaba. 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:34.800 Acest video probabil va fi sters de-asemenea. Deci adevarata provocare este: iei un copyright ? Pierzi! 00:00:34.900 --> 00:00:40.719 De parca youtube-ul nu era indeajuns de greu zilele astea. Ce nai.. fac? Ma chinui sa fiu youtuber acum. 00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:42.000 Asta s-a intamplat. 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:44.000 (Cu vocea pitigaiata) - Dar in asta te-ai bagat singur pewds! 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:46.000 Ai foarte mare dreptate ca asta am facut. Cu placere! 00:00:46.340 --> 00:00:52.000 Hai sa facem asta. Tu razi, tu pierzi. Bine. Ce avem aici? Ce, ea incearca sa faca aceasta ecuatie advansata. 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:58.320 248 - 200 (208) oh + . Este 6000??? (??CE?) 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:00.320 Dumnezeule... haha 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:02.320 A facut-o !!! haha 00:01:03.040 --> 00:01:03.900 *sunete de capra* calmeaza-te pewds! 00:01:04.580 --> 00:01:07.200 Pai, era aproape. sa fim sinceri. Ea trebuia doar .. 00:01:07.780 --> 00:01:12.340 Ea.. ea, ea a uitat sa adauge, unu la patru, este hmm.. 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:19.440 Este destul de dragut. Este fix la fel ca oameni care incurca pronuntarea cuvintele you si you're 00:01:20.750 --> 00:01:22.750 -Introducem amazon echo 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:25.000 -.. cu noul asistent personal 00:01:25.520 --> 00:01:32.050 Alexa Jones. Tot ce trebuie sa faci este sa o intrebi pe Alexa Jones. -Pai ce face ? 00:01:33.320 --> 00:01:38.680 -alexa ce faci. -invat lumea despre placerea sexuala de-a manca.. 00:01:40.860 --> 00:01:45.240 SCANEZ!! ZZZZZZZZcontrolzzzzzzzz manipulez datele stintifice *efecte speciale* 00:01:45.860 --> 00:01:48.360 Controlez. Explozie. Controleaza. LUMEA GUVERNAMENTALA 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:51.920 Distrugem infrastructura in China 00:01:52.080 --> 00:01:54.080 00:01:54.260 --> 00:01:55.160 Uita-te la persoana asta... (Dezgustator) 00:01:56.260 --> 00:01:57.400 Il iubesc pe Alex Jones, dar 00:01:57.400 --> 00:01:57.980 Ce nai.... 00:01:59.820 --> 00:02:04.160 00:02:05.700 --> 00:02:07.700 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:14.260 00:02:14.920 --> 00:02:16.260 00:02:16.980 --> 00:02:21.160 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:23.900 00:02:34.600 --> 00:02:37.520 00:02:40.510 --> 00:02:42.870 Virginitatea .. stai asta merge? 00:03:08.480 --> 00:03:11.040 O sa imi creez bila a Virginitati !!!!!! 00:03:24.960 --> 00:03:32.000 Era cumva dragon ball z ce anime interesant? Trebuie sa ma uit. 00:03:41.280 --> 00:03:48.960 Ce se intampla?? 00:03:50.410 --> 00:03:52.410 00:03:53.980 --> 00:03:55.980 Stai, ce este asta? 00:03:56.230 --> 00:04:01.050 El a pus, a pus-o pe coada. OHH ;) bine. Asta este super.. 00:04:08.800 --> 00:04:10.800 00:04:16.820 --> 00:04:18.739 Trebuie sa joc, acest joc iar! 00:04:18.739 --> 00:04:23.559 Dumnezeule ... cum vorbeam femeilor deci va puteti imagina... 00:04:23.900 --> 00:04:30.070 Castele medievale nu erau asa usor de intrat in ele fix ca in locul de joaca in jungla din Chuck-E- Cheeses in marime 00:04:30.620 --> 00:04:32.480 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:38.110 00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:43.239 00:04:43.310 --> 00:04:48.910 00:04:49.460 --> 00:04:53.950 00:04:54.200 --> 00:04:56.259 00:04:56.260 --> 00:05:00.700 00:05:00.700 --> 00:05:03.429 00:05:03.440 --> 00:05:06.640 00:05:06.710 --> 00:05:09.910 00:05:09.980 --> 00:05:16.450 00:05:16.450 --> 00:05:17.090 00:05:17.090 --> 00:05:23.049 00:05:23.150 --> 00:05:24.790 00:05:24.790 --> 00:05:28.899 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:32.529 00:05:32.530 --> 00:05:35.830 00:05:35.830 --> 00:05:40.779 00:05:42.380 --> 00:05:44.770 Vedeti astea sunt lucrurile de care avem nevoie 00:05:45.440 --> 00:05:51.790 sa se intampla, sunt prea multi pasivi agresivi in mediul social fiindca nimeni nu se omoara intre ei 00:05:56.660 --> 00:05:58.969 Cum sa faci un blockbuster, bine ? 00:06:02.460 --> 00:06:05.900 00:06:09.510 --> 00:06:12.499 00:06:15.280 --> 00:06:17.280 Oh m-am prins, sunt toate la fel.. 00:06:20.169 --> 00:06:22.169 Clasic. 00:06:24.070 --> 00:06:26.070 00:06:51.220 --> 00:06:53.220 Super (TURBO FOLK) 00:06:55.720 --> 00:07:00.779 Ce sa intamplat, gunoi nesfarsit, super? Minunat?!?! 00:07:08.890 --> 00:07:11.189 Cred ca mi-am pierdut abilitatea de a rade.. 00:07:11.620 --> 00:07:17.100 00:07:17.140 --> 00:07:20.219 00:07:21.190 --> 00:07:23.190 00:07:23.380 --> 00:07:30.330 00:07:31.180 --> 00:07:33.180 00:07:34.540 --> 00:07:39.059 00:07:42.820 --> 00:07:44.080 00:07:44.080 --> 00:07:47.099 00:07:47.100 --> 00:07:53.070 00:07:54.610 --> 00:08:00.030 00:08:01.090 --> 00:08:08.310 00:08:09.780 --> 00:08:17.429 BEA BEA BEA liqour pumn de dragon ce faci in Santiano votka Bea Bea (suna a ceva ce fac des in timpul petreceri) 00:08:20.660 --> 00:08:22.660 Va rog beti responsabili 00:08:26.030 --> 00:08:27.410 Asa de adevarat 00:08:27.410 --> 00:08:31.809 Oh Dumnezeule astea sunt asa de ciudate 00:08:31.810 --> 00:08:38.950 00:08:38.950 --> 00:08:41.469 00:08:56.720 --> 00:08:58.720 Este un joc de vr 00:09:10.760 --> 00:09:15.700 Felicitari. E super, acela trebuie sa fie nivelul patru, care este destul de bun felicitari 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:33.200 00:09:43.940 --> 00:09:45.940 Oh, asta este super. 00:09:53.380 --> 00:09:54.970 00:09:54.970 --> 00:09:58.049 Ai ras? Sau ai pierdut? 00:09:59.080 --> 00:10:04.290 Sper ca acesta nu ia copyright iar, uita-te in descriere daca vrei sa te uiti in descriere. 00:10:06.040 --> 00:10:12.629 S-ar putea ca video-ul sa fie atacat dar macar nu sunt un gunoi ca media . Da ai dreptate asta am facut, te-am strigat asa 00:10:12.630 --> 00:10:17.910 Ce o sa faci ? Da-mi copyright la asta, pariez ca tremuri acum. 00:10:17.910 --> 00:10:22.589 Avem vre-o propietate peste acest video? Am zis nu , nu azi! 00:10:23.290 --> 00:10:28.859 Lasa un like daca ti-a placut si daca nu iti multumesc, sunt eu inflacarata voastra gazta keemstar 00:10:29.350 --> 00:10:33.209 Dar ce este gresit cu mine. Va multumesc fratilor asa de mult ca v-ati uitat si ca intodeauna 00:10:34.060 --> 00:10:35.290 Sayonara 00:10:35.290 --> 00:10:37.859