WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: es 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.980 que pasa brous? :p 00:00:01.040 --> 00:00:01.540 Uh.. 00:00:01.660 --> 00:00:04.620 saliendo de este video, le quiero compartir algo un poco personal (?) 00:00:04.820 --> 00:00:07.120 es un proyecto en el cual estamos trabajando 00:00:07.200 --> 00:00:09.240 con el equipo de el tipo de goat simulator (yay) 00:00:09.240 --> 00:00:10.200 no se como traducir esto :P 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:13.760 para anunciar el primer juego "animal super scuad" ♥ 00:00:14.020 --> 00:00:18.180 estoy seguro de que lo amaran,es un juego muy divertido c: 00:00:18.220 --> 00:00:21.620 voy a poner un link en la bio xd para que lo pongan en su lista de deseos 00:00:21.860 --> 00:00:25.940 para que lo tengan cuando salga el dia martes de la proxima semana 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:28.120 ahora vean el trailer 00:01:08.320 --> 00:01:08.840 (?) wtf 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:10.700 omg 00:01:12.760 --> 00:01:16.240 hoy jugaremos a algo nuevo que yo invente 00:01:16.380 --> 00:01:17.120 se llama 00:01:17.740 --> 00:01:21.220 obedece a adorarme, yo soy el anticristo c:< 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:25.520 te controloooo 00:01:26.660 --> 00:01:27.700 el juego es simple c: 00:01:28.580 --> 00:01:30.920 tu ries tu pierdes xd 00:01:32.020 --> 00:01:35.780 nunca me eh reido en mi vida ENTERA 00:01:36.800 --> 00:01:38.700 tu ries tu pierdes (?) 00:01:39.220 --> 00:01:40.100 ??????????? 00:01:40.600 --> 00:01:43.360 acompañenme a hacer.... el reto 00:01:44.080 --> 00:01:46.960 cocine un eggroll 00:01:48.360 --> 00:01:50.440 en mi ano xdddd jjsjsjs 00:01:50.780 --> 00:01:52.380 eso no es cristiano 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:54.440 eso no es una cosa cristiana 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:55.900 alejate de mi 00:01:59.320 --> 00:02:05.520 mis estornudos suenan como godzilla tomando mierda 00:02:05.820 --> 00:02:06.320 ohh 00:02:06.640 --> 00:02:09.780 voy a comerme esta camara (?) 00:02:10.620 --> 00:02:13.400 pequeños penes amarillos 7u7 BOO 00:02:13.620 --> 00:02:15.260 Penes grandes blancos YAY 00:02:18.660 --> 00:02:19.940 plz dame de comer hamburguesas 7u7 00:02:25.780 --> 00:02:28.920 como puedes decirle que la amas? :,v 00:02:29.320 --> 00:02:31.680 si no comes 00:02:32.240 --> 00:02:33.020 su popo 💩 00:02:33.020 --> 00:02:34.540 okay okay 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:39.980 eso mensajes que dice no son muy cristianos 00:02:40.420 --> 00:02:41.500 asi que tengo que pararlo 7u7 00:02:41.980 --> 00:02:45.100 *dice algo de que le mandan mensajes troll mediante el stream* 00:02:45.740 --> 00:02:49.940 me estoy introduciendo lentamente en una persona negra 7w7 00:02:50.500 --> 00:02:51.800 dat risa 00:02:52.020 --> 00:02:52.740 estos es ofensivo 00:02:53.540 --> 00:02:57.380 cambie mi barbilla por arroz 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:02.060 khe :v 00:03:02.480 --> 00:03:03.260 me siento mal xd 00:03:03.640 --> 00:03:04.220 me siento mal x2 00:03:10.300 --> 00:03:11.340 pero no me rei 00:03:11.820 --> 00:03:13.260 nada en un segundo 00:03:13.400 --> 00:03:15.100 ahora me llamaras mentiroso? 00:03:15.180 --> 00:03:16.100 vete de aqui 00:03:25.020 --> 00:03:28.160 00:03:28.160 --> 00:03:30.040 00:03:30.040 --> 00:03:30.840 00:03:31.065 --> 00:03:33.715 00:03:34.575 --> 00:03:37.305 00:03:38.425 --> 00:03:41.615 00:03:41.655 --> 00:03:43.975 00:03:44.915 --> 00:03:48.135 00:03:48.315 --> 00:03:51.165 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:54.260 00:03:54.540 --> 00:03:55.420 as i can 00:03:56.260 --> 00:04:01.000 creo que este grupo de facebook coleccciona solo verdaderamente ingles muy malo 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:01.940 (como el mio) 00:04:01.940 --> 00:04:03.220 de gente que trata ligar con mujeres 00:04:04.380 --> 00:04:05.260 si tu como yo puedo (traducido literal) 00:04:05.640 --> 00:04:06.140 como puedas 00:04:10.540 --> 00:04:13.180 00:04:16.240 --> 00:04:18.460 pongo mi culo dentro del tuyo?????????? 00:04:21.140 --> 00:04:22.020 00:04:22.020 --> 00:04:22.520 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:25.600 00:04:27.100 --> 00:04:27.800 ha help 00:04:29.120 --> 00:04:30.180 00:04:30.700 --> 00:04:31.200 00:04:31.200 --> 00:04:32.700 00:04:33.580 --> 00:04:34.880 es jesus asiatico? 00:04:35.880 --> 00:04:36.880 00:04:37.005 --> 00:04:39.165 00:04:41.445 --> 00:04:43.845 00:04:45.785 --> 00:04:49.215 00:04:49.620 --> 00:04:51.040 00:04:56.640 --> 00:04:57.140 *plop 00:04:57.140 --> 00:04:57.780 oh dios mio xd 00:04:58.920 --> 00:04:59.780 es una leyenda 00:05:00.340 --> 00:05:01.400 este tipo 00:05:01.660 --> 00:05:03.800 el bebe esta yendo hacia arriba por los globos 00:05:05.220 --> 00:05:08.640 00:05:10.080 --> 00:05:12.980 ohh no lo se, el bebe esta muriendo 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:13.740 ohh soy asiatico 00:05:15.060 --> 00:05:16.500 hey quieres fumar? xdxdxd 00:05:18.300 --> 00:05:19.740 este es un video legendario 00:05:20.300 --> 00:05:20.900 dios 00:05:20.940 --> 00:05:21.800 quien es ese hombre 00:05:22.200 --> 00:05:24.520 yo vi esto, esto es insano viejo 00:05:26.780 --> 00:05:27.640 omaigad 00:05:28.460 --> 00:05:32.040 ahhhh jsjsjssjsj xdxdxd 00:05:32.700 --> 00:05:33.980 y tengo cancer de mama 00:05:34.400 --> 00:05:34.980 ahh 00:05:35.220 --> 00:05:38.660 jjsjsjsjsjjsjsjsjsjs xdxdx lololo 00:05:39.320 --> 00:05:42.820 muy bien, muy bien, yay 00:05:44.800 --> 00:05:45.300 no yo 00:05:50.860 --> 00:05:51.360 00:05:53.060 --> 00:05:53.560 00:05:59.380 --> 00:06:02.240 eso, eso no luce bien 00:06:02.720 --> 00:06:06.380 ella reacciona como si fuera la cosa mas graciosa del mundo 00:06:06.380 --> 00:06:07.840 00:06:07.940 --> 00:06:09.760 "y tengo cancer de mama 00:06:10.280 --> 00:06:10.780 xd 00:06:11.020 --> 00:06:11.520 ahh 00:06:11.520 --> 00:06:12.200 jaja xd 00:06:15.840 --> 00:06:16.920 xd 00:06:20.300 --> 00:06:20.800 ok 00:06:24.940 --> 00:06:25.600 eso luce asqueroso 00:06:29.540 --> 00:06:30.780 es polaco? 00:06:33.200 --> 00:06:33.700 ew 00:06:36.580 --> 00:06:37.180 solo ew 00:06:38.140 --> 00:06:39.320 como es que bailan asi? 00:06:40.780 --> 00:06:41.280 yo no 00:06:43.060 --> 00:06:44.140 cual es el punto de esto? 00:06:44.500 --> 00:06:45.660 es para que sienta asco? 00:06:47.140 --> 00:06:47.640 oh 00:06:49.520 --> 00:06:50.320 oh xd 00:06:51.680 --> 00:06:52.180 ohu 00:06:54.080 --> 00:06:54.720 wtf 00:06:56.840 --> 00:06:57.340 :v 00:07:00.100 --> 00:07:01.660 wtf es eso ? xd 00:07:02.040 --> 00:07:05.080 esta muy bien editado con la musica 00:07:05.480 --> 00:07:06.540 es hilarante 00:07:06.860 --> 00:07:07.520 porque en el mundo 00:07:07.880 --> 00:07:09.020 creo que es real 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:11.460 pero problablemente le tipo sentia mucho frio 00:07:11.480 --> 00:07:12.440 o talvez estaba en las drogas xd 00:07:12.660 --> 00:07:14.460 pero, dios mio el luce insano 00:07:14.620 --> 00:07:15.620 00:07:20.020 --> 00:07:21.020 00:07:25.560 --> 00:07:26.560 xd 00:07:27.060 --> 00:07:27.560 no 00:07:28.040 --> 00:07:31.300 no es gracioso, este video es estupido 00:07:31.300 --> 00:07:34.500 es como sino esperaras ver eso, no lo se 00:07:34.780 --> 00:07:37.940 necesito ver a este hombre de nuevo xd 00:07:38.700 --> 00:07:39.480 :v 00:07:44.080 --> 00:07:45.080 00:07:45.660 --> 00:07:46.160 :v 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:48.420 no se porque se me hace tan gracioso 00:07:49.160 --> 00:07:50.340 es que, solo, luce muy raro xd 00:07:53.320 --> 00:07:54.880 mira eso 00:07:55.580 --> 00:07:56.560 que esta mal con el? 00:07:57.180 --> 00:07:58.360 god damn boi 00:08:01.820 --> 00:08:04.600 espera ese hombre es sueco,creo que es un autor o algo asi 00:08:05.860 --> 00:08:06.860 00:08:07.405 --> 00:08:10.055 00:08:10.500 --> 00:08:11.500 00:08:12.480 --> 00:08:13.480 si, es sueco 00:08:14.300 --> 00:08:17.420 00:08:17.720 --> 00:08:19.300 00:08:20.700 --> 00:08:24.320 es muy raro, no lo entiendo por que habla tipo: ouyea 00:08:24.420 --> 00:08:25.420 es como, oh yeah 00:08:25.880 --> 00:08:29.060 ou yea ueueeuaaa werava 00:08:30.180 --> 00:08:32.940 00:08:33.780 --> 00:08:37.520 a baradam fa a for ya in dau 00:08:38.120 --> 00:08:39.080 00:08:42.840 --> 00:08:45.260 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:50.380 oh, fui trolleado pense que iva a ver mujeres 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:56.260 chicos, esto es muy asqueroso porque yo no soy homosexual 00:08:56.460 --> 00:08:57.280 esto no es cristiano 00:09:00.580 --> 00:09:03.340 quiero monetizar mis videos cristiano, gracias. 00:09:04.080 --> 00:09:07.220 00:09:07.220 --> 00:09:09.600 00:09:10.240 --> 00:09:13.360 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:15.460 si no le entiendes, dice que porque no hay nada en el historial 00:09:16.180 --> 00:09:17.880 el dice que fue algo de la computadora (pero todos sabemos que fue por ver porno sabes?) 00:09:18.020 --> 00:09:19.020 00:09:19.825 --> 00:09:22.635 00:09:22.635 --> 00:09:23.405 00:09:23.405 --> 00:09:26.420 00:09:26.420 --> 00:09:29.600 00:09:30.740 --> 00:09:33.020 oh que, eso, eso es loco xdxdxd 00:09:33.920 --> 00:09:35.060 jsjsjs 00:09:36.100 --> 00:09:38.340 00:09:38.340 --> 00:09:41.560 00:09:42.820 --> 00:09:44.820 oh claro, fue la actualización automática 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:48.900 00:09:48.900 --> 00:09:49.800 00:09:55.805 --> 00:09:58.545 00:09:58.555 --> 00:10:00.875 00:10:00.875 --> 00:10:03.135 00:10:03.140 --> 00:10:04.920 00:10:07.200 --> 00:10:09.860 se honesto bb, fue nopor verdad xd 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:12.480 00:10:12.715 --> 00:10:13.715 00:10:14.165 --> 00:10:17.545 00:10:17.665 --> 00:10:20.365 00:10:20.365 --> 00:10:22.940 00:10:23.760 --> 00:10:25.220 risa sueca.png 00:10:26.500 --> 00:10:27.280 :v 00:10:27.660 --> 00:10:28.340 ohh 7u7 00:10:33.780 --> 00:10:34.780 00:10:41.365 --> 00:10:42.365 00:10:42.485 --> 00:10:45.625 00:10:47.785 --> 00:10:48.785 00:10:49.155 --> 00:10:50.155 00:10:53.545 --> 00:10:54.545 00:11:00.065 --> 00:11:02.695 00:11:03.905 --> 00:11:06.935 00:11:06.935 --> 00:11:08.475 00:11:08.900 --> 00:11:11.460 00:11:14.100 --> 00:11:15.200 ohh 00:11:18.980 --> 00:11:21.500 es un sketch brillante, eso fue hilarante xd 00:11:21.900 --> 00:11:24.560 nunca e visto nopor de caballos,es solo para aclarar (?) 00:11:26.020 --> 00:11:27.360 00:11:27.740 --> 00:11:29.840 00:11:30.420 --> 00:11:31.660 ahhh xd 00:11:52.460 --> 00:11:53.300 *inhala* 00:11:53.520 --> 00:11:54.240 ahhh 7u7 00:11:56.920 --> 00:11:57.440 buenou 00:11:59.300 --> 00:12:02.640 ese fue otro YLYL 00:12:04.260 --> 00:12:04.760 00:12:04.760 --> 00:12:07.700 tu reiste y perdiste? se honesto y ponlo en los comentarios 00:12:07.700 --> 00:12:10.380 00:12:12.400 --> 00:12:14.680 ojala este video no sea reclamado por copyright 00:12:15.220 --> 00:12:16.060 restriccion de edad 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:17.220 desmonetizacion 00:12:19.300 --> 00:12:22.300 00:12:22.305 --> 00:12:24.925 00:12:24.925 --> 00:12:27.945 00:12:27.945 --> 00:12:30.825 00:12:30.825 --> 00:12:33.505 00:12:33.505 --> 00:12:36.575 00:12:36.580 --> 00:12:39.480 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:40.040 los quiero mucho <3 00:12:43.740 --> 00:12:44.960 ahhh 7u7 xd