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UHHHHH!

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YOU LAUGH!

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YOU LOSE.

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(Hardcore metal background music)

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It's a completely original concept that I came up with ALL MYSELF!

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And it's NOT try not to laugh challenge!

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This is WAY different!

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Trust me!

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YOU LAUGH!

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YOU FUCKING LOSE!

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Are you ready to accept the CHALLENGE?

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What the fuck is this

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What the fuck am I watching?

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Is this supposed to be funny?

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His beard looks like my microphone!

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(poods is now laughing cuz of dat beard)

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Shit, that does not count!

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I have yet to lose..

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I have yet to lose everybody!

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Let's, maybe something happens..

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Did he just choke to death?

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Was he smoking??

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He takes a hit...

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And it just fucks his brain up?

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I don't understand!

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

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The fuck was he smoking?

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Look how red his face get!

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Hoo!

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K let's try another one

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*ONE DAY I'LL FLY AWAYYY*

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*laugh*

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Yep!

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Okay, it's not funny!

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Don't hurt the baby

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Don't hurt the baby, cat.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!

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*suspenseful music*

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*Chuckle*

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*screams* OH JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK!

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Fuck you!

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

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what is this fucking challenge?

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Fuck.

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Okay

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*TECHNO BEAT MUSC PLAYS*

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WHAT??

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OOHH

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UMM

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Can I show this?

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Can I show this on youtube?

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What ca- what just happ-

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Now this is a fine example of great sound engineering

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*Laugh*

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Why am I laughing I'm horrible

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Why am I filming myself laughing at this?

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this is a terrible idea, you LAUGHED too!

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shut up, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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DON'T JUDGE ME!

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I'm - it - I'm - it was just a video edit, no one actually got hurt

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I think!

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"Donald Trump, just last week!"

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"He confirmed the national review that he is again, considering a run in 2016."

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"DO IT, DO IT, look at me, DO IT!"

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"I will personally write you a campaign check NOW!"

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"On behalf of this country which DOESN'T want you to be president!"

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"But which BADLY wants you to run!"

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"Which republican candidate has the best chance at winning the general election?"

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"Of the declared ones right now, Donald Trump!"

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OOOOHH SHIT!

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"President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the History of the United States!"

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@realDonaldTrump

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"Well, @realDonaldTrump,"

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"At least I will go down as a president!"

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OOHHH!

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SHIT!

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"So right now..."

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SHIT!

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"We have Hillary at an 79% or an 80% favorite."

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"Poll has Hillary up by double digits nationally, 12 points, 50 to 38, 4 way race!"

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"Clinton, leading in Florida!"

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"Clinton, leading on North Carolina!"

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"Clinton, leading in Ohio!"

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"Clinton, leading in Nevada!"

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"I could go on and on and on!"

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"Uh"

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"I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be President!"

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"And so, right now, Mr. Trump, to answer your call for political honesty!"

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"I just wanna say, you're not gonna be president!"

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"All right?"

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"It's been fun!"

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"It's been great!"

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"I love you!"

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"but!"

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"But!"

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"But, come on, come on buddy!"

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*Pewds cringing badly*

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"Right now Donald Trump will take Ohio!"

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"CNN now projects Donald Trump will carry the state of Florida!"

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"Huge win for Donald Trump!"

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"Donald Trump..."

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SHIT!

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"we project, will win in Kentucky!"

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"In Indiana with its 11 Electoral Votes!"

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"West Virginia!"

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"Oklahoma!"

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"Tennessee!"

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"Mississippi!"

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"South Carolina!"

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"Alabama!"

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"North Dakota with it's 3 Electoral Votes!"

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"And South Dakota!"

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"Texas!"

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"Arkansas!"

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"Louisiana!"

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"The State of Montana!"

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"Idaho!"

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"North Carolina!"

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"Georgia!"

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"Iowa!"

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"Utah!"

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"Wisconsin!"

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"Arizona!"

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"Kansas with it's 6 Electoral Votes!"

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Oh my gahaha-

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"and Nebraska with its 5 Electoral Votes!"

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"and Wyoming with its 3 Electoral Votes!"

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"Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business!"

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What the fuck happened?

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What the shit?

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That was amazing and horrible at the same time.

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Jesus fucking christ.

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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OH!

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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HELL YEAy!

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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FUCK YEAHA!

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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HELL YEAh!

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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FUCK YEY!

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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THAT'S FUCKING BADASS!

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Funeral ♫

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Holy shit, that was fucking awesome!

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Changed my mind about my funeral!

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I don't want everyone to play an anime boob game!

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This is what I want,

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this is what I want.

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"Kevin, watch the light dude!"

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*laughs* I'm just giving up, I already lost!

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This is fucking beautiful!

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KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN, WHAT THE F*CK KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, KEVIN!

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WHAT THE FUCKING... *laugh*

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AIN'T NOBODY TELL KEVIN WHAT THE FUCK TO DO!

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Ain't nobody tell kevin how to live his life!

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If anyone tells kevin "there's a light"!

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Kevin will fuck that light up!

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*SHATTER*

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If anyone said "Kevin, hey Kevin, that's my BITCH!"

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Kevin will fuck your bitch.

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*SHATTER*

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What a fucking rockstar

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Oh, I've seen this one.

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It's FUCKING amazing!

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This guy is FUCKING amazing!

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♫ S3RL Presently Presents intro ♫

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Oh fuck!

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He's my hero.

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫

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Oh, it's another MMD (Miku Miku Dance), huh?

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those are always HILARIOUS!

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (with gunshots)

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//takes second gun//

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (with gunshots)

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*laugh*

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (more gunshots)

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Alright, I need to do this fucking dance right fucking- where's my gun?

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (with gunshots)

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*Pewds kills himself in depression of not knowing what life is*

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"And how you doin, little partner?"

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"Fine, and it's little visitor now!"

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"I know what ya'll always how you say it in Cherokee."

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"Well, pardon my french, but"

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"I'll be damned." *Awkward laugh of history*

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what's happening

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"Walker told me I have AIDs"

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*cough laugh?*

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//HONK

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Walker, what the?

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Why would you say that?

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Perfect comedic timing, fucking hell, Jesus, I did not expect that!

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"Shit I fucking find in the dishwasher!"

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"Trying to do the god damn dishes!"

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"What the fuck is this, mom?"

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"What the fuck is this, what, what?"

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"I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

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"HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE 41 AND STILL FUCKING BE BUYING THIS SHIT" *shatter*

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*Bursts into laugh*

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(Impression) I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN BE 41 AND STILL-

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(normal voice) I thought he was joking first!

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But the genuine anger made it so much better!

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"I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

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"HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE 41 AND STILL FUCKING BE BUYING THIS SHIT" *shatter*

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oh man

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Did you lose?

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I think, you know, if you look at it this way.

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We're all losers here, so...

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Don't judge me for what I laughed at!

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Let's just judge each other for what we

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for who we are, or for who, for-

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Let's just forget about what just happened!

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And lets just..

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Everyone just accept each other.

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For their...

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I'm fucked, am I? I'm I'm fucked!

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Goddamnit.

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I just can't stop getting around drama lately

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Okayy so, if you guys could just cut me some slack!

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ALRIGHT, I CANT HELP WHAT I LAUGH AT!

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IT'S NOT MY FAULT

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WHAT I THINK IS FUNNY

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But I hope you, you, you, did you win?

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Let me know in the comments which one you lost at!

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And check out another one up here *annotation appears*

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goodnight

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sleep tight

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don't let jake paul ruin your ass like he did with pewdiepie