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UHHHHH!

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NASMIJEŠ SE?

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GUBIŠ.

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(Sotonskim glazba u pozadini)

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potpuno originalan sadržaj kojeg sam smislio POTPUNO SAM

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i to NIJE "the try not to laugh" izazov

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ovo je POTPUNO drugačije

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vjerujte mi

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(Lijepljenje na zid)

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SMIJEŠ SE

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JEBENO GUBIŠ

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jeste li spremni prihvatiti IZAZOV?

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koji je ovo kurac?

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Koji kurac gledam

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jeli to trebalo biti smiješno?

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brada mu izgleda kao moj mikrofon * smijeh *

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* Instant žaljenje *

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sranje, to se ne broji

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Imam još izgubiti ..

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Imam još izgubiti ljudi

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možda se nešto dogodi ..

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jeli se on upravo ugušio do smrti?

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jeli on pušio ??

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uzme dim

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i to samo sjebe njegov mozak?

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Ne razumijem

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Ne razumijem

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koji je kurac pušio?

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pogledajte kako mu pocrveni lice

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oohh

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k pokušajmo neki drugi

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*smijeh*

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ok, to nije smiješno

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nemoj povrijediti bebu

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nemoj povrijediti dijete, mačko

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

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* Neizvjesnom glazba *

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*cerekanje*

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*upozorenje*

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* Vrišti * O Isuse, koji kurac!

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jebi se!

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Isus

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jebeni

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KRIST

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koji je ovo jebeni izazov?

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jebote

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u redu

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ŠTO

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oohh

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Umm

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mogu li pokazati ovo?

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mogu li pokazati ovo na youtubeu?

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što

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što se upravo dogodilo

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to je dobar primjer dobrog zvuka inženjering

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*smijeh*

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zašto se ja smijem?

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grozan sam

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zašto ja snimam sebe dok se smijem?

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ovo je strašna ideja i vi ste se nasmijali!

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začepi

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jebeno začepi

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Ne sudite me

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ja - to - ja - to je samo video uređivanje, nitko zapravo nije nastradao

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mislim

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Donald Trump, baš prošli tjedan

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je potvrdio nacionalnom pregledu da ponovno razmatra kandidiranje u 2016

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UČINI TO

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UČINI TO-- pogledaj me

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UČINI TO

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Osobno ću ti pisati ček kampanje

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SADA

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u ime ove države koja ne želi da budeš predsjednik

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ali koji jako želi da se kandidiraš

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koji republikanski kandidat ima najveće izglede za pobjedu na izborima?

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od onih deklariranih odmah, Donald Trump

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OOOOHH SRANJE

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barem ću sići kao predsjednik

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OOHHH

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SRANJE

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SRANJE

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Clinton, vodeća na Floridi

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Clinton, vodeća na North Carolina

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Clinton, vodeća u Ohiu

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Clinton, vodeća u Nevadi

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to ide dalje i dalje

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Umm

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ja i dalje vjerujem da gospodin Trump neće biti predsjednik

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i tako, sada, gospodin Trump, kako bi odgovorili na vaš poziv za političku iskrenosti

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Samo želim reći,

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ti nećeš biti predsjednik

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u redu?

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Bilo je zabavno

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bilo je super

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Volim te

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ali

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ali,

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ali, hajde

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Hajde prijatelju

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*cringe*

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sranje

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o moj Bože

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Žao nam je što ste čekali, komplicirano poslovanje

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koji se kurac dogodio?

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koje sranje?

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To je bilo nevjerojatno i strašno u isto vrijeme

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Isuse Kriste

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Pogreb ♫

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OH

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Pogreb ♫

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HELLYEAA

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Pogreb ♫

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TO JE TO

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Pogreb ♫

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TO JE TO

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Pogreb ♫

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♫ Shy Glizzy - Pogreb ♫

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ZAJEBANO

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jebote, to je jebeno izvrsno

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predomislio sam se o mom sprovodu

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ja ne želim da svi igraju anime boob igru

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ovo je ono što ja želim

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ovo je ono što ja želim

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* Smijeh *

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Upravo sam odustao

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već sam izgubio

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ovo je prelijepo

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KEVIN

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KEVIN

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KEVIN

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KOJI KURAC KEVIN

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Što to radiš KEVIN

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Gledaj jebeni... * smijeh *

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NITKO NE GOVORI KEVINU KOJI KURAC ČOVJEČE

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nitko ne govori kevinu kako živjeti život

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ako netko kaže Kevinu

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"Postoji svjetlo"

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Kevin će ga jebeno upaliti

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*lom*

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ako netko kaže: "Kevin,

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HEJ KEVIN

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To je moja cura "

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Kevin će jebat vašu curu

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*lom*

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koja jebena zvijezda

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oh, vidio sam ovaj

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jebeno dobar

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ovaj tip je fenomenalan

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* Disco break *

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Oh jebote

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on je moj heroj

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫

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oh, to je još jedan MMV, ha?

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oni su uvijek

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SMIJEŠANI

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (uz pucnjeve)

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*smijeh*

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (više pucnji)

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u redu, moram učiniti ovaj jebeni ples jeb-

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Gdje je moj pištolj?

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* Pewds pleše uz pjesmu *

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kako ide, mali partneru

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u redu, sada je mali posjetitelj

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Znam što svi kažu u Jerkeyu.

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dobro, oprosti mom francuskom, ali

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Ja ću biti proklet

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Walker mi je rekao da imam AIDS-a (...)

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Walker, koji-

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zašto bi ti to rekao?

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savršeno vrijeme za komediju, jebote, Isuse, nisam očekivao to

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sranje koji sam kurac našao u stroju za pranje posuđa

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dok sam prao suđe

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koji je ovo kurac, mama?

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koji kurac

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što

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WAHT

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ne razumijem

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Kako možeš imati 41 i dalje jebeno kupovati ovo sanje

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Ja ne razumijem kako možete imati 41 i-

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prvo sam mislio da se šali

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ali pravi gnjev napravio je puno bolje

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jesi li izgubio?

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mislim

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znaš, ako na to gledate na ovaj način

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svi smo gubitnici ovdje

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tako

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nemojte me suditi za ono što sam se nasmijao

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sudimo jedni druge

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za

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što mi

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Zbog toga tko smo

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i-- za- tko-

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ZA

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neka samo zaboravimo ono što se upravo dogodilo╰ (▔∀▔) ╯

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i jednostavno...

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svi samo prihvatimo jedni druge

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za njihov...

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Ja sam sjeban, zar ne?

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ja sam - ja sam sjeban

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jebote

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Ne mogu se prestati vrtiti oko drama u posljednje vrijeme

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okayy tako, ako bi mogli samo malo odstupiti

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Dobro, ja ne mogu pomoći tomu što se smijem

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To nije moja krivnja

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Ono što mislim da je smiješno

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ali nadam se da vi, vi, vi, jeste li pobijediti?

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javite mi u komentarima na kojem ste izgubili

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i provjerite još jedan ovdje