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UHHHHH

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Razi ?

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Pierzi

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Este un concept complet original , si este in totalitate ideea mea

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Si NU E  (repet , NU E) provocarea incearca sa nu razi

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Este cu totul diferit (sigur....)

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Crede-ma

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Razi

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Pierzi

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Esti gata sa accepti provocarea ?

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Ce cacat e asta ?

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[Nonsens]

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La ce cacat m-a uit

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Asta ar trebui sa fie amuzant ?

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Barba lui arata de parca ar fi microfonul meu

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Cacat , aia nu se pune

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Inca trebuie sa pierd

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Inca trebuie sa pierd oameni buni

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Sa ..... poate sa intampla ceva

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*Mai mult nonsens si tusit*

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*IN CONTINUARE MAI MULT TUSIT*

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Tocmai a murit inecat ?

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Fuma ?

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*Nonsens*

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Trage un fum

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Si ii distruge creierul ?

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Nu inteleg (Nici noi stai linistit)

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Nu inteleg

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Ce cacat fuma ?

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(probabil ceva ce a gasit intr-un container)

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Uita-te cum ii se inroseste fata

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*Pewdie primind lepra la creier din cauza videoclipului

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*Mult tusit*

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OOhh , ok sa incercam altul

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*Muzica*

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*Muzica in contiinuare*

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*Rade*

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ok , nu e amuzant

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*Ras in videoclip*

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*Miau*

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Nu rani copilul

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Nu rani copilul , pisic-o

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OOOOOOOOOOOH

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*Muzica*

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*Ras*

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*Atentie ScareJump*

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*Striga* OH DOAMNE , CE CACAT ?!?

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Du-te dracu

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Doamne fute-o

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Ce cacat e provocarea asta ?

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Cacat

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*Muzica in surdina*

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Okay *Muzica se intensifica dintr-o data*

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CE ?

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OOHH

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Umm

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Pot sa arat asta ?

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Pot sa arat aste pe Youtube ?

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Ce ? pu- ce sa intamp

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Deci asta e un exemplu bun de inginerie sonora

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*RADE* cine pierde acum , pewds ?
HAHAHA (baga-mi-as ... am ras)

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De ce ma rad , sunt oribil

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De ce ma simt bine razand la chestia asta ?

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Asta e o idee teribila , si tu ai ras !!

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Taci , TACI DRACULUI

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NU MA JUDECA

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*balbait* A fost doar un videoclip bine editat , nimeni nu a fost ranit cu adevarat

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Cred.....

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Donald Trump , tocmai saptamana trecuta

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a confirmat pentru *National Review* ca se gandeste din nou sa candideze pentru presedentie in 2016

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FA-O , FA-O , uita-te la mine , FA-O

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Iti voi scrie personal un cec pentru campanie

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Din partea a jumatate de tara care NU vrea ca tu sa fii presedinte

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Dar care vrea cu toata puterea ca tu sa candidezi

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Care candidat republican are cea mai buna sansa sa castige

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Dintre cei care candideaza acum , DONALD TRUMP

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*Razand si incurajand in video*

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OOOOOHHH CACAT

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*Obama citeste un tweet*

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*Rade*

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@realDonaldTrump

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Macar eu voi fi reamintit ca si PRESEDINTE

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*rasete si incurajari in video* 
pewds : OOOHHH

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CACAT

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*CACAT*

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Obama : Contiinui sa cred ca dl Trump nu va deveni presedinte

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Si , chiar acum , domnule Trump , sa va raspund cereri pentru onestitate politica

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Vreau doar sa spun , nu o sa fii presedinte

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ok ? *razand*

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A fost amuzant * incurajari*

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A fost super

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Te iubesc

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dar , sa fim seriosi prietene

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*pewds cringing*

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Scuze ca v-am tinut ocupati , treburi complicate

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Ce cacat sa intamplat ?

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Ce cacat ?

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Asta a fost superb si oribil in acelasi timp

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Da-o dracu

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♫Shy Glizzy - Funeral♫

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OH

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♫Shy Glizzy - Funeral♫

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Asa da

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♫Shy Glizzy - Funeral♫

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Asa da

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♫Shy Glizzy - Funeral♫

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Asa da

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♫Shy Glizzy - Funeral♫

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♫Shy Glizzy - Funeral♫

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Asta e super tare

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Doamne sfinte , asta a fost super tare

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Mi-am schimbat ideea cu privire la  inmormantarea mea

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Nu vreau ca toti sa se joace jocuri cu anime si tate

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Asta e ceea ce vreai , asta vreau sa se inample

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Kevin , kevin , kevin , kevin , ai grija la bec

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*Sparge becul*

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*Rade* Renunt , am pierdut deja

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Asta e arta pura

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KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN , CE CACAT KEVIN , CE FACI, KEVIN !

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Ce cacat * rade*

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Nimeni nu-i spune lui Kevin ce sa faca

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Nu-i spune nimeni lui Kelly' cum sa-si traiasca viata

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Daca cineva ii spune lui kevin *e un bec acolo*

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Kevin o sa sparga becul ala

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*Spartura*

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Daca cineva ar zice "Kevin , hey kevin aia-i curva mea"

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Kevin o sa-ti futa curva

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*Spartura*

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Ce rockstar

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Oh , pe asta am vazut-o

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E super

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Tipul asta e super

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*muzica*

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*Criza curcubeu :D*

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♫ MUZICA ♫

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*pewds prins in pozitie de dans*

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Oh cacat

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Eroul meu

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♫Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka♫

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oh , inca un MMV, ha ?

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astea sunt mereu hilare

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (cu focuri de arma)

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*rade*

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♫ Hatsune Miku - Ievan Polkka ♫ (mai multe focuri de arma)

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Ok , trebuie sa incerc dansul asta chiar acum , unde mi-e pistolul

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*Pewds danseaza in sincron cu muzica*

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*sinucidere*

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Si cum mai esti , micutule partener ?

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Bine, si este micutule vizitator acum

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*Chuck norris rade*

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?????? cum o spui in ???????

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ei bine , scuza-mi franceza dar

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Sa fiu eu de nu

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Walker mi-a spus ca am SIDA

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*rade*

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* piggy rade*

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*guita si rade*

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*pewd rade*

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Walker , ce nai..

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De ce ai spune asa ceva

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Perfecta coordonarea comedica , da-o dracu , doamne ,  nu ma asteptam la asta

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Cacat pe care l-am gasit in spalatorul de vase

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Incercand sa spal vasele

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Ce cacat e asta, mama ?

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Ce cacat e asta , ce , ce ?

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NU INTELEG

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CUM SA AI 41 DE ANI SI TOT SA CUMPERI CACATUL ASTA

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*RADE

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Nu inteleg cum poti fi 41 si-

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Credeam ca glumeste la inceput

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Furia a facut chestia asta mult mai bina

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*Rade din nou*

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Ai pierdut ? (autorul subtitrarilor nu , dar tu ai da , pewds)

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Cred ca , sti , daca privesti din alta perspectiva

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Toti suntem pierzatori , deci

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Nu ma judeca pentru chestiile la care am ras

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Sa ne judecam uni pe alti pentru ce , pentru cine suntem , sau pentru cine , noi

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Hai sa uitam ce tocmai sa intamplat

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Toata lumea acceptati-va reciproc

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Pentru ca , am dat-o in bara nu ? Da am dat-o in bara

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Baga-mi-as

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In ultima vreme nu pot sa ma indepartez de drama

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okayyy deci , daca voi oameni buni ati putea sa treceti putin cu vederea

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Ok , nu pot sa aleg la ce o sa rad

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Nu e vina mea

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Ce cred ca e amuzant

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dar sper ca tu , tu , tu , tu ai castigat ?

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Lasa-ma sa aflu in comentari la care ai pierdut

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Si uita-te si la asta de aici

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*PewDiePie incepe incet incet sa se gandeasca la sinucidere*

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Verifica mesaje , cred ....

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*PewDiePie incet incet se gandeste din nou la sinucidere*

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