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啊～

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你笑？

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你輸了！

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這完完全全是一個新的概念而且是我的想出來

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並不是翻版"忍笑大挑戰"

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這完全不一樣

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相信我

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你笑了嗎?

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你他媽的輸了

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你準備好接受

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挑戰了嗎？

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這他媽的是甚麼？

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我他媽在看甚麼？

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這應該是搞笑的嗎？

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他的胡子很像我的麥克風

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哈哈哈

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該死的

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這不算

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我還沒輸呢！

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各位我還沒輸呢！

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可能有些事情發生了

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他剛剛嗆到嗎？

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他抽煙嗎？

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他抽了一大口

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然後轟上腦了嗎？

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我不明白

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我不明白

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他媽的在抽煙嗎？

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你看他的臉有多紅

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吼

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OK,來看其他的

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OK這不好笑

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不要傷害那小寶寶

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不要傷害那小寶寶 你這貓

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噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢

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歐（字幕：嚇死！！）

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天啊

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他媽的

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媽呀

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天呀

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嚇死朕了

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這是他媽的是甚麼挑戰呀？

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幹

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ok

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啥咪？

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oh

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嗯...

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我可以播嗎？

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我可以在YouTube播這個嗎？

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甚麼

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可以嗎...

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剛剛發生甚麼事了？

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這是一個引擎發出好聲音的搞笑例子

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為何我在笑？

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我太可怕了

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為甚麼我在拍我自己笑成這樣

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這是很可怕的想法

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你也在笑

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閉嘴！

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他媽的閉嘴！

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別批評我

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這只是影片編輯而已

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其實沒有人受傷

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我認為

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特朗普上週承認他考慮參選2016的總統選舉

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上吧！上吧！看 看著我的眼，上！！

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我會幫你填表登記參選！現在！！

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我替整個不願你當選的國家填的

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雖然大家很想看你競選

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哪個共和黨的參選人最有可能當選？

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當然是宣佈參選的特朗普

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oh靠

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奧巴馬總統要下台了，他是美國歷史上最糟的總統，來自推特用戶@真貨特朗普

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好吧

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@真貨特朗普  至少我做過總統

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噢！！！！！！！！！！

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靠

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靠

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特朗普不會做到總統的

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特朗普先生既然你呼籲政治誠信

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我只想說

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你不會做到總統的，好嗎

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簡直笑話

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天大笑話

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ILY！

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來吧來吧

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（一堆說特朗普獲得的州份支持）

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天呀媽的在發生甚麼？

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什麼鬼

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同時很有趣又很恐怖

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他媽的上帝呀

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wow

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Hell yeah!

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Fuck yeah!

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Hell yeah!

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FUCK YEAH!

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這太有才了

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Holy shit

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這真你他媽的太棒了

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改變了我對葬禮的想法

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我不想大家再玩動漫巨乳遊戲

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這就是我想要的

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這！就！是！我！想！要！的！

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我放棄了

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我已經輸了

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這他媽的漂亮

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Kevin.

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KEVIN!

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KEVIN!!!

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WTF KEVIN?!!!!

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KEVIN你在做甚麼？

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WTF...

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沒人告訴Kelvin™該做甚麼

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沒有人告訴他人生都該怎麼過

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如果有人跟他講這裡有盞燈

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Kevin 就會X爆這盞燈燈

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如果有人跟Kevin講

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“嘿 Kevin這是我馬子”

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Kevin 就會X你的馬子

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這超搖滾的

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我之前看過了

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這超級有趣的

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這男人超有趣的

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oh fuck

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他是我的英雄

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oh 這是另外一個MMD (MikuMikuDance)

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這些都很滑稽的

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我要跟著跳這舞，我的槍呢

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你好嗎小兄弟

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好

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我現在是個小游客

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我不知道你為什麼要在查里頓說呢

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抱歉我法语不好

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發生什麼

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Walker 告訴我，我有艾滋

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Walker 什麼..為..

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為什麼要這樣說

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完美喜劇

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我的天，完全沒預計這樣

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幹我在洗碗櫃里找到這個

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這他媽什麼鬼？！！？媽！

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這什麼鬼啦！

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我不懂啦！！

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你都41歲了！

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還他媽的買這狗屎垃圾！！

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我不懂為什麼你都41了還.....

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我發現雖然這一開始是在開玩笑

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但真正的憤怒使它好多了

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你輸了嗎

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我想...你知道嗎

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如果這樣看的話，我們都輸了

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所以別批評我 為什麼我笑

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我們批評其他人

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為了....額....我們

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為了我們是誰..額...( ･ิω･ิ)

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忘記剛才發生的事吧

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讓大家都接受彼此

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為了

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草，該死

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最近我不能停止圍繞戲劇

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你們能放過我嗎

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好吧，我不能阻止自己笑

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當我覺得那很有趣時這不是我的錯

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但我希望你你你...

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你贏了嗎，在評論告訴我吧

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哪一個讓你輸了

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然後看看這段片