Welcome, everyone! Back to tIKtOk!
What are the TikTok kids up to, gee I wonder? [oh god please no]
Better watch a PewDiePie video
Why does anyone watch me (laughs) [true tho]
For some- I don't- listen, first of all, I don't get it either.
For some reason this clip is getting popular
Wow, wow, this clip is so weird
Let me just take a little sippy sippy on my G Fuel [but have you mixed it with water]
Oh wow!
(singing) You was at the club
I don't know the freaking lyr-
*Ahem* Lyrics
How does he do it? How does a man look so attractive
and yet so disgusting (laughs)
Alright, let's move- let's check out some more TikTok [mother of god no please]
God, how does he even keep them there?
Let me tell you about my favourite drink, G Fuel!
*glug glug glug glug glug*
G Fuel has their biggest sale ever
Not 20% off, not 25% off, not 30% off.
31% off! *WOW*
Oh because that's bigger than Brad's discount
So if you enter the code PEWDIEPIE
That's right Brad, you get 31% off G Fuel
Not a measly 30%, pathetic. [psh ew]
There are 3 new starter kits available too.
The Dolphin *WOW*, inspired by Miami Dolphin
The Black Mamba *WOW*, inspired by the LA Lakers
And The Shamrock *WOW*, (?) inspired by
another sports band, I don't know who it is... Boston Celtics
*glug glug glug glug glug glug*
Enter code PEWDIEPIE, what are you doing
It's a great drink! I enjoy it, and so might you!
Give it a try! Change lives.
Let's watch some TikTok
I didn't say that, I didn't say that
Yeah you did, yeah.
You did say that though.
Hey guys, I know you're having fun at the sleepover, but uh, it's time for bed
- Okay dad. - You got it, dude.
- Goodnight, Mr Johnson. - Alright guys, lights out.
Pee pee *pfff*
Every single sleepover ever!
(laughs)
It's not a sleepover if someone doesn't say
penis in some shape or form.
(automated voice) We'll now begin the push-ups section.
Ready? Begin.
Down, up. One.
Down, up. Two.
Down, up.
Up. Up. Up. God dammit, these Tik-
It's not you laugh you lose, so I can laugh, but I don't want to!
Okay? That's the thing with these TikToks
They're like just funny enough
EHHH
Look out! I think Moto Moto likes you
Okay, now you've gone too far
(Madagascar song continues)
I like them big, I like them chunky
I like them
And you guys keep saying meme review
is where memes come to die, well TikTok
is where they beat them to death all over again
Hey bro, weird question
But if you get a shirt that's buy one get one free
And you get the other shirt but you just return the other
shirt do you get the free shirt and your money back?
Oh my god!
(?) my house?
Harvard wants to know your location
And then you can repeat that for infinity loop
And get infinity T-shirts!
Speaking of T-shirts, now you can order the 90 million club merch
everyone, that's right, if you want to look this cool
Check out represent.com/pewdiepie
90 million club merch *goddamm*
(high-pitch voice) That looks hot, how buy 50, how buy 500
We lost?
Oh yeah they passed for like 10 minutes
And that was it. But it was only to make them
CRY! That's right
Just looked at myself in the viewfinder
I look good
Oh I get everyone is making fun of uh...
This guy for filling in his eyebrows
Meanwhile, every single girl do it all the time and they literally look
like I do right now. It's like it's not a good look
I don't know why girls keep doing it.
This is how y'all ladies look like when you
overfill your eyebrows, okay? You ain't-
There's no oh eyebrow on fleek, alright?
You just look like me, and that's not a compliment
Just a random gamer thought, thought I'd share with you guys
(mystery music) Just a random gamer thought about random gamer thoughts
We had the car locked
We were locked out of the car with this- car- keys in the car
And I pulled the window down
Wired headphones up
I
am a boy scout legend. I love boy scouts, guys
I mean, that's honestly impressive
My new goal is to get into
one of PewDiePie's TikTok reaction videos
so I figured I'd make this one as easy as possible for him to include on there
If you notice there's no trademark music playing - Did we include this already?
I'm promoting his merch, and on god
I promise I won't copystrike him. What more do you want?
You better not copystrike
'Cause I can- can I copystrike someone if they wear my merch?
Probably, with the way YouTube works. Thank you very much for
making it easy for me to make this video 10 minutes as always
And also, a shame for me to shamelessly
plug my merch yet again! That's right! Two times, one video?
Maybe a third? Keep watching
Guys, I was watching this video, and I noticed something
and I want to see if any of you guys can catch it. Watch.
I have big ass feet, which is
a little like chunky.
A little chunky. I like them chunky
Wait.
(song plays) I like them big, I like them chunky
Great now I have another sentence on my brain
imprinted whenever someone's gonna say it, I'll just immediately go
to the meme reaction. Anyone say hey did you miss
I- I DON'T MISS UH
And if whoever says everyone
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
Now it's like I like 'em big I LIKE 'EM CHUNKY
May I go to the bathroom?
I don't know, can you? Did you say may I?
Some people just be smart like that
I wish I didn't do that when I was in school.
Did we say that in school in Sweden?
(says 2 Swedish sentences which don't have 'may')
Yeah I guess we never had that issue in Sweden
Stupid Americans. "Can I go to the bathroom?"
Road works ahead
Uh yeah.
I sure hope it does
Legendary
Here, alright. I'll give you a sample
just so you know how it would feel like
- It's me! Pound it right in 3.
3, 2, 1- what are you stupid?!
Aww. No I'm sorry
Ayy, come on, man, here's one for the
good old good old time's sakes
*boop*
When you're hanging out with a girl
and she tries to hold your hand
Okay, that's all the time I've got.
I've got to get back to playing
Animal Crossing: New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS
(laughs)
I love that clip so much. I'm so glad
Reggie left us with
this beautiful clip!
It really just is a relatable clip that
can be applied to any situation
These are so weird. Oh (laughs)
Oh my god, yes
I mean, it's not a bad look, like I'll look like
handsome Spo- err Squidward
Anyday son, anyday.
Too bad he doesn't have the buttcheek
I do have that though, sorry
I think we're pretty set here, thank you.
Well sure champ, you can tell me anything. What is it?
Dad,
I'm gay.
*gasp* No.
Why did you have to phrase it like that
I want to be supportive. Show him I love him.
I can't hold it!
I have to say it.
Dad?
Hi gay
I'm Dad
Every single minute, a new picture from
somewhere around the world pops up - My god it's Markiplier from the future
and it's somebody showing you the time
in a really interesting way.
And I've been tracking this sucker for years, and
some of the pictures here are amazing
And I kind of think TikTok fans would like it.
Ok- Thank you Markiplier from the future
Wait. What was he talking about?
If you guys have never seen The Human Clock before
The Human Clock
Where is the clock? Oh it's 3.30. Oh my god
That's really cool! Departs 3.30, of course!
Oh man
Is it- Does it just scan online or
has it just collected people
holding these numbers? Why is she holding that?
This is so weird.
Why the- what is this?
And the clock is 3.31. What?
That's really dope
I mean, I guess with how many internets there are
How many internets there are. Yes, that's what I try to say.
But it's so random though. Well like what the hell?
Thank you Markiplier from the future, damm
This is my voice 2 days after watching PewDiePie
This is my voice 4 days after watching PewDiePie
This is my voice 5 days after watching PewDiePie - PewDiePie. How's it going bros
(imitates PewDiePie in Swedish)
Wow, the perfect pronunciation
(Swedish)
Oh my go- (laughs)
PewDiePie is exactly 29 years old - That's right
The word PewDiePie
has exactly 9 letters in it - That's correct
Out of 9 letters, only 2 repeat. P, and I. - Yes
Today is Pi Day.
It's no coincidence also - And e?
that Einstein was born on Pi Day, back in 1879.
PewDiePie was born in 1989.
The only numbers that these years don't have in common
- Yeah is the number 7
- Uh huh the exact number of letters that T-Series has in their name.
If we multiply the numbers - Ohhh
I've previously mentioned together
besides 7 'cause no one cares about T-Series
(laughs)
(sped up voice) Okay, we're going to do 29 times 9 times 2 times 1879—Einstein's birthday
—times 1989 times let's just say Pewd's age backwards which is 92 point
and just for the sake of spicing things up, let's grab a random number from this random hat
we have 6455, we have this large number divided by the current year - A random letter, okay, of course, convenient
we get 89,520,000. What is that number exactly?
That is the exact number of subscribers - Ohhh
PewDiePie has at this exact moment
(hits twice) Woah. Did I just hit 89 420? Damm that's epic!
That's the number of sex!
Okay guys, it is time for me to leave.
Hope you guys enjoyed this video, smash Like and subscribe
What?
Tuber Simulator's becoming relevant!
No!
No don't leave!
No, please!
Sponsor Eagle please do something
Yes. Yeah! (laughs)
This game is still relevant