Clickbait videos...
*dramatic march*
*continuing dramatic march*
It's plagued YouTube for years
But you still click on them
You won't stop clicking on them
I have to clickbait just to stay relevant
It's gone out of control-
-And I'm here to fix it
So I'm going to spoil clickbait videos, so you won't have to click on them.
You're welcome.
Yes it was painful,
Yes I wanted to kill myself,
But here we are
Let's begin.
I shaved my head, oh my god, Luke shaved his head.
*razor noises*
That his pubes?
Luke: K- nah, I'm joking
Luke: ITS JUST A MAGIC EFFECT *plot twist*
Oh, it's just a magic effect, it's just a magic effect
If the internet was real 2
*click*
*whirring noises*
*fragment of a waltz*
*fragments of people speaking*
*its the waltz again*
There's no boobs in the video
If video games were real 3
ZERO FORTY FOUR
Food battle 2010
FOUR O SEVEN
*distant rock music*
Worst twist ending ever
ONE FORTY SIX
My new girlfriend!
question mark...
Shane: hhEYY
That's not his new girlfriend
My new hot girl- it's not his new girlfriend
Literally, question mark in title equals NOT TRUE
Don't click on it
Actually I pull that shit fucking all the time
*snooooort*
auhhhh
Prankster got shot, hood prank gone wrong
Almost dies
*fragments of outside noises and voices*
No one gets shot
The death of Keemstar
*dRAMATIC VIOLIN*
Sadly Keemstar doesn't die
Almost died today
*running water noises*
It was make-up
Pewdiepie is dead!?!
Pdp of the past: gUESS WHAT?!?!
-C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon
God DAMN its make up too
Your god damn make up trick
Why did I keep falling for it
F U C K
It didn't even have a question mark in the title.
Teddy rape
Where's the rape KSI
*dying noises*
KSI: whOAH O SH-
Why do you think I clicked on this video, KSI
Where is it?
KSI: mAKIN' FUN O MY FUCKING HAI-
Where is it KSI
Where the fuck is it
*drops a base*
I came here for the title man
Is Pewdiepie Hitler?
yes
Are we dating?
Scott: Maya says, "Are you guys dating or what-"
Scott: "-Y'all been mad touchy lately." (the tweet is right there bro)
Scott: We have been mad touchy lately
Mitch: I think it was-its just been documented
*EAR RAPE* ((WAKEMEUP))
Scott: Snapchat's just exposing us
*whoosh*
Mitch: that was-
*click*
((BOI))
((U DIDNT EVEN ANSWER))
*arms fall to sides w a noise*
Whuuuu
*360mlgnoscope*
Way to dodge the question!
((jeez))
*invisible table flip*
*actual table flip*
AH *PAIN*
Are they dating!?
I. NEED. TO. KNOW.
I. NEED. ANSWERS.
I guess some questions
Will never be answered
I got banged with a toothbrush
Tana: hE fRICKEd ME....
Tana: wITH A TOOTHBRUSH
Why do i feel like I'm Leafy right now?
What the fuck happened
Bloopers gone wrong, gone sexual
*boi this might be the one*
THE FUCK
*dramatic violin starts playing*
WHERE IS IT
((ear rape warning))
WHERE IS IT
SEE WHAT I MEAN
THIS IS THE PROBLEM
THIS IS AN EPIDEMIC
*dramatic music ends*
LOOK AT THAT DOGE
Guys I found the cringiest kid ever
Just kidding here's the cringiest one
Just kidding this is the cringiest one
I'm just fucking with you this is the cringiest one
Ahhhhhhh
No this is the cringiest kid
Just kidding THIS is the cringiest kid
No
No no
No no no no!
THAT'S the cringiest kid
Guys I'm not playing
The next one will be the cringiest one
I promise!
The cringiest kid!
The cringiest kid, guys!
Leafy, I just wanna know who the cringiest kid is.
Why are you busting my nuts like this?
C'mon man
Come on
Tell me who the cringiest kid is, I need to know
My friend died because of me
Story time
Ooh
What a heartfelt story
Better click on this one
Kayla: I know this seems like a strange story u guys.
Kayla: but...
Kayla: This really did happened
Kayla: Thousands of years ago
Kayla: -IS is a story of easter
Kayla: the REAL easter
Kayla: and
Kayla: the story of jesus christ
She's talk-
She's talking about Jesus!
She was talking about her friend Jesus!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Bet JESUS wouldn't clickbait like this
What would you do
Extreme
They're playing Surgeon Simulator
They're playing Surgeon Simulator!
"Alright, what should we name this video guys?"
"We gotta come up with an title."
"How about Surgeon Simulator, with Dad?"
"Fokk u"
"We're naming it, 'What would you do?'"
"'ExtrEME"
Don't believe FaZe plant
bcuz
"I can't believe this happened"
"I can't believe this"
"You won't believe this"
"She doesn't believe me"
"I can't believe"
"... these kids"
"Can you believe this"
"I can't believe this"
"I can't believe I fell!"
"I can't bELIEVEIT!"
"I cAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS!!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE It..."
"Can YOU believe this??"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT."
"*HE* CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!"
"YOUNWONTBELIEVETHIS"
Fucking Hell, it goes on- It goes on.
And then finally....
Finally...
Saved the best for last
Good ol' keem(star)
*dramatic news music intro*
Literally, if you see "Pewdiepie" in the title
Don't, don't bother, alright?
Just-
Jesus Christ, man
Why do I feel like keem molested me?
How 'bout you run that story for a title?
Ehhhhhhhhhh
Alright
Clickbaiting
Almost everyone does it
If you don't do it,
You're not gonna get views
I can spend days on a video
And, it will get less views than a video that shit out
For ten minutes, that has a better title
YouTube is *really* unfair-
-in that's regard
And what it leads to, is good content
Sometimes getting buried
Uhh
By clickable content
And this is the problem that is bigger than YouTube
It- it goes into news media
And media being biased to-
I don't mean to get it, that's a whole other level!
But on YouTube,
Is it a problem, and how do we solve it?
We spoil it.
One video at a time.
This has been absolutely fucking awful for me
So I hope you enjoyed this video!
If you did, go ahead and leave a like!
That way I'll get more likes
And, I'll have to put less clickbaited titles
'Ppreciate ya!
And as always,
Stay awesome, bros! *Brofist*
aW THIS IS THE DONKEY KONG SOUNDTRACK
FUCK YEAH
THE GODZILLA DANCE
I LOVE THIS SHIT
I FUCKING LIVE FOR THE GODZILLA DANCE
OH YES
OHHH YEAHH
((pewds ur not following the screen pewds))
((pewds pls))
((pewds))
((maybe its because i can't be this happy))
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