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[Mobile phone tone]
"My name's Jeff."

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It's rewind time.

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You know, if I could control Rewind, I would want it to be...  An actual rewind

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*Clap*
*Clap*

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[Logan Paul:] I really hate to say this...
I think there's someone hanging right there...

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[Nervous] Umnm...

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[Gamecube intro]

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[End of Gamecube intro]

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Year Review

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Rewind time, everybody!

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Hit or miss?

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I guess they never miss, huh?

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*P O P*

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Do you know da wae?

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You have to know da fuckin wae

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*Smack*

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AGH

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Everyone!

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wasup-wasup-wasup-wasup

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wassuuuuuuuuppp

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I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab

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Rewind time, everybody!

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Bitch lasagna!

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Bitch lasagna!

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T-series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

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Bitch lasagna!

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Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitchbitchbitchbitchbibibibibibitch

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Rewind Time, everybody!

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*Slurp*

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Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot-

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It's rewind time!

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aagh

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aagh, aagh, auugh

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ah, ah, ah, augh

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ah, ah, ah, AUGH

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E
 
(SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE)

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What the heck is going on, people?

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Rewind time, everybody!

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We're forgetting something.

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I think...

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...we should read what the comments actually says.

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Rewind time, everyone.

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(Ali-A intro) bum, bum bum bum, bu bu bum

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Damn, boi!
He THICC, boi!

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S-Seriously? He just said that?

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I'mma copystrike this guy.

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[bluescreen of death sound]

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Here for you on Before They Were Gone

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Who is Marshmellow?

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Hey Vsauce! Michael here.

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No! I'M HowToBa-

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Attention! All epic Fortnite gamers!

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Ninja is in grave danger, and he needs your help.

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Hey!

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What does this one say again?

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Subscribe to PEWDIEPIE for original content

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[Background] Whichever will it be, sit the fuck down T-series

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I'm here to spill the real tea, you tryna-

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There's one thing this video needs...

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WAAAALMART!!

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Ho Ho! Phil Swift here!

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Y'all can't afford things like Lil Tay. I wears a belt-

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YAAHH!

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If I controlled Rewind, I would want...

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Fortnite, and Mark Ass Brownie

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[snap]

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Is this what you wanted? (Fuck No Nobody Wanted this.)

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THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME?

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You have to be kind of a sociopath

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BITCH

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Ah, that's hot

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BITCH

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That's hot

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I feel like this was a stupid hat to wear

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Oh, you think this is a joke??

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YUP!

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Draw! (not really lol)

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It's a draw!

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You're heating up your breakfast
when I'm heating up my dinner! OHHHHHH!!!!!!

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[unintelligible sobbing]

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Attention, all libtards!

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Now Ben Shapiro wants to know my location.

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Okay, that was epic. Next 👏 meme 👏

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We Also Lost Some Amazing People In 2018

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But While they may be gone they will always be remembered

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Avicii

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Stephen Hillenburg

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[Stephen Hawking]: Although my body is very limited, my mind is free to explore the universe.

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[Stan Lee]: If you have an idea that you genuinely think is good,

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don't let some idiot talk you out of it.

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[Stefán Karl Stefánsson:] A special thank you to all of you, my dear meme friends.

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Thank you so much! (You will always be number 1)

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Now concentrate...

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On how it makes you feel...

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And let your hand drift across the canvas

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Rewind time, everyone.

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Rewind time, everybody!

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So, what if I'm the monst-

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FBI, open up!

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You kiss your mother with that mouth?

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Hulo, me ol chum

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[Pyrocynical:] So, guys, we did it!

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Maybe I'll be Tracer

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I'M ALREADY TRACER

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What about Widowmaker?

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I'M A GNOME

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I'll be Bastion!

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NERF BASTION

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You're right, so Winston...

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I WANNA BE WINSTON

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I guess I'll be Genji

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Ah, that's hot. Ah, that's... ha-ha-ha

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Everyone, do your part to make this the most liked video in YouTube history!

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2018 has left the chat.

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2019 has joined the chat.

