WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.100 --> 00:00:03.100 Guys, I don't know how to say this. 00:00:04.020 --> 00:00:05.840 Why am I in a room? 00:00:06.060 --> 00:00:08.560 With no furniture or apparently anything 00:00:09.200 --> 00:00:10.520 Where's the poster? 00:00:11.620 --> 00:00:12.780 Where's the closet? 00:00:13.320 --> 00:00:15.920 Where's the beautiful collection of gundam? 00:00:15.920 --> 00:00:17.320 I know, I know. 00:00:18.060 --> 00:00:20.100 Marzia kicked me out. That's right. 00:00:22.660 --> 00:00:25.500 [Felix F A K E cry with sad music] 00:00:25.580 --> 00:00:36.020 [LWIAY Slowed Music] 00:00:36.120 --> 00:00:37.400 [Felix Ends LWIAY Intro] Atapatata 00:00:37.500 --> 00:00:39.660 I'm kidding, I´m joking. 00:00:39.800 --> 00:00:41.660 Marzia, we are still fine, right. 00:00:41.820 --> 00:00:42.540 [Marzia] Yes. 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:44.440 [Felix] That's not edited in audio. 00:00:44.620 --> 00:00:45.380 She's actually there. 00:00:45.380 --> 00:00:45.960 I promise. 00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:47.960 AND we have a new intro. 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:49.760 I- I've seen this one before. 00:00:49.760 --> 00:00:52.040 It's the top rated one of all of time! 00:00:52.220 --> 00:00:54.060 Come on, this has to be the new intro. 00:00:54.080 --> 00:00:54.760 Let's look at this. 00:00:58.300 --> 00:00:59.660 [Felix laughs] 00:01:01.900 --> 00:01:04.320 Someone made a lot of effort doing this. 00:01:06.320 --> 00:01:07.380 [Felix laughs] 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:08.280 YeAh! 00:01:11.620 --> 00:01:13.180 [Felix laughs] 00:01:13.440 --> 00:01:14.020 Hell yeah! 00:01:18.180 --> 00:01:19.800 [Claps x5] 00:01:19.860 --> 00:01:20.800 It's 00:01:21.460 --> 00:01:24.300 It's beautiful and unoriginal at same time. 00:01:24.400 --> 00:01:25.500 Just the way I like it. 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:27.200 Very nice! 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:30.080 "Anusdindon"... you did good. Well done 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:31.540 Should we keep that as an intro? 00:01:31.540 --> 00:01:32.560 Let me know 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:33.980 I th- I like it. I think it's cool 00:01:33.980 --> 00:01:36.440 We should definitely use- okay. Great. 00:01:40.440 --> 00:01:42.580 "This better make it into LWIAY" 00:01:42.580 --> 00:01:44.600 Oh, okay. Entitled memer. 00:01:45.160 --> 00:01:46.340 "HHAAAAA!" 00:01:46.340 --> 00:01:47.240 *Kermit screeches* 00:01:50.880 --> 00:01:52.460 "BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!" 00:01:55.880 --> 00:01:56.780 "$399!" 00:01:57.080 --> 00:01:58.780 *Kermit* Er, what just happened? 00:01:58.980 --> 00:02:01.780 I don't know, I really don't know. 00:02:01.780 --> 00:02:04.140 "WSJ Headline: Famous YouTuber 'Creator', Pewdiepie..." 00:02:04.140 --> 00:02:06.820 "...mercilessly attacks endangered frog species." 00:02:07.080 --> 00:02:09.400 Why would I attack my own species? 00:02:09.560 --> 00:02:11.180 It's not like my own pet died. 00:02:11.280 --> 00:02:14.360 Really, really solid editing here. 00:02:14.420 --> 00:02:17.980 You can barely tell that- that's (a) photo in post. 00:02:18.200 --> 00:02:21.380 That's almost as good as the mustache of Superman. 00:02:21.620 --> 00:02:22.920 Incredible. Well done. 00:02:23.100 --> 00:02:24.420 Oopsie! 00:02:24.620 --> 00:02:26.240 10 Jokes That Went Too Far 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:29.880 ..Wait, he's '95? Damn. 00:02:30.020 --> 00:02:33.820 Okay, well.. this explains a lot. *Laughs* 00:02:33.860 --> 00:02:39.280 Upvote if you want Pewdiepie to do a whole 10 minute video of him just clapping and saying "Meme Review!" 00:02:39.360 --> 00:02:41.300 Yeah, I'm sure you guys would love that. 00:02:41.300 --> 00:02:42.380 Its-Ehhh.. 00:02:42.380 --> 00:02:46.400 I'll do these sh*t-posts every once in awhile, and all the comments are just like- 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:50.800 "I don't get it! Why is he just clapping? I don't get it." 00:02:50.920 --> 00:02:51.960 IT'S WHAT YOU wAnTeD! 00:02:52.160 --> 00:02:55.140 Stupid... idiots! 00:02:55.460 --> 00:02:56.280 You're a bunch of morons. 00:02:56.480 --> 00:02:59.940 You're a bunch of dummy-dummy bummy.. bum pants. 00:02:59.940 --> 00:03:03.940 That's right, on The PewdiePie Channel™, I call you guys out now. 00:03:04.140 --> 00:03:06.260 I fight back, if you are- 00:03:06.600 --> 00:03:09.380 Damn, this lens is so cool! I can go so close, hah? 00:03:09.380 --> 00:03:10.620 I can fight you back- 00:03:10.760 --> 00:03:12.160 Ow. 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:15.060 EEEUUUGHAA 00:03:15.340 --> 00:03:17.560 "You're on fire! Ha ha ha!" 00:03:17.640 --> 00:03:20.460 "This is what happens when you don't have internet!" 00:03:20.600 --> 00:03:23.280 "*Realizes he has the sh*ttiest internet in the world*" 00:03:23.580 --> 00:03:25.160 OH REALLY?! 00:03:25.340 --> 00:03:28.540 OOOH REALLY, do I have the sh*ttiest internet?! 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:30.060 Hey, look at that! 00:03:30.220 --> 00:03:33.400 Looks like someone doesn't have sh*tty internet anymore! 00:03:33.660 --> 00:03:36.540 Hahahaha! Ahahahahah! 00:03:36.540 --> 00:03:37.880 *Inhales* 00:03:37.980 --> 00:03:42.240 Aw, just have to move countries, guys. That's all you have to do to get good internet. 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:44.760 I can't believe people literally don't realize this. 00:03:44.860 --> 00:03:45.560 *Pewds reads post* 00:03:53.060 --> 00:03:56.200 It's so sad! We never really have time for bonus meme. 00:03:56.280 --> 00:03:58.140 I try my best to make sure- 00:03:58.140 --> 00:04:02.740 I'm getting real sick of recording "Bonus Meme" and it doesn't end up in the damn bonus meme. (?) 00:04:03.020 --> 00:04:05.720 I'm not the one that controls, it's Brad and Sive, alright? 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:08.920 So it- really, if you guys want bonus meme so badly, 00:04:08.920 --> 00:04:11.980 I think you're going to have to mooch up from them, and not me. 00:04:14.900 --> 00:04:17.180 That's right everybody, way better! 00:04:17.500 --> 00:04:22.280 "Hey Pewdie, you didn't understand what Capitalism and Communism is! Okay?" 00:04:23.580 --> 00:04:27.320 "Just 'cause money goes to everyone else, doesn't mean it's Communism!" 00:04:29.520 --> 00:04:32.440 I'm Swedish, okay? I know all about it. 00:04:33.060 --> 00:04:33.900 *IamMatt228* Hey Pewdiepie, 00:04:33.900 --> 00:04:34.480 *Pewds* Whoa! 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:34.980 *IamMatt228* Look at my- 00:04:34.980 --> 00:04:37.520 "I 3D Printed the Pewdiepie Chair™" 00:04:37.520 --> 00:04:40.220 Please send it to me! I miss him so much! 00:04:40.320 --> 00:04:45.000 Look at the logo... It's 10 out of 10! I c- *Laughs* 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:47.360 *IamMatt228*..my 3D printed version of your chair. 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:48.160 Uh huh. Okay. 00:04:48.160 --> 00:04:50.860 *IamMatt228* ..but not only can it spin around... 00:04:50.860 --> 00:04:53.800 Oh wow, it can spin around! But can it..? 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:56.060 *IamMatt228*..but it can also do.. THIS!! 00:04:56.580 --> 00:04:58.920 *Clapping* Wow. Incredible! 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:03.740 Science... this is top science stuff! 00:05:03.740 --> 00:05:05.820 Elon Musk will be impressed, I'm sure! 00:05:05.840 --> 00:05:08.860 Well done. That's honestly pretty cool. *Laughs* 00:05:08.960 --> 00:05:12.260 "I like this new direction." *Laughs* 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:16.760 I-I don't know why, but.. just for now, Communist memes are just fine. 00:05:17.320 --> 00:05:20.200 It's like a meme that we can enjoy until the media.. 00:05:20.200 --> 00:05:21.580 Ruins yet another meme. 00:05:21.760 --> 00:05:23.260 But for now, it's great! 00:05:27.940 --> 00:05:28.840 *Clapping* 00:05:28.940 --> 00:05:32.540 Yeah, LWIAY is the only video I have that actually is fine. 00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:34.460 Every week, it's fine. 00:05:34.620 --> 00:05:38.200 Guess that means you guys post pussy-ass memes. 00:05:41.500 --> 00:05:43.400 "This is so sad..." 00:05:43.520 --> 00:05:44.820 "Boob..." 00:05:44.820 --> 00:05:45.900 "...Book." 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:49.320 For every boob I see, I will look at two hundred books. 00:05:50.820 --> 00:05:54.440 "It's really weird. I don't think I've read this much in my entire life." 00:05:54.440 --> 00:05:56.920 *Present Pewds laughing* "It just sort of happened, and I've been loving it. 00:05:57.080 --> 00:06:01.740 That's pretty good research. This is almost better than the WSJ man. Well done! 00:06:01.820 --> 00:06:05.100 "Pewds finally made it to YouTube Gaming!" *Laughs* 00:06:05.100 --> 00:06:06.500 Is that true?! I gotta check this. 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:08.860 Nope. It's still Ali-A. 00:06:08.860 --> 00:06:11.440 Where am I?! Where?! 00:06:12.360 --> 00:06:13.460 WHERE AM I?! 00:06:13.840 --> 00:06:16.500 YOU FREAKING FREAKS! YOU LIE TO ME! 00:06:16.720 --> 00:06:18.800 Hey, alright, let's see what Ali-A is doing now. 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:21.060 *Ali-A* The real-life, dance Fortnite challenge!- 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:23.120 Oh, how many- how- how good for him! 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:25.200 Look at all these mid-rolls. Good for you! 00:06:25.200 --> 00:06:30.000 Good- just 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7! 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:31.460 Just 7 of them! 00:06:31.460 --> 00:06:33.880 That's great, good for you Ali-A! 00:06:33.900 --> 00:06:35.320 *Slow clapping* Good- good for you! 00:06:35.440 --> 00:06:37.620 How many mid-rolls do I get in my videos? 00:06:37.760 --> 00:06:38.980 ZERO!!! 00:06:38.980 --> 00:06:41.440 As many times as I die in video games. 00:06:41.720 --> 00:06:45.000 Why? Why, is it because I say vegana? 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:46.440 I need answers! 00:06:46.540 --> 00:06:48.780 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:51.720 Leg Day: Have you heard about it? 00:06:51.840 --> 00:06:53.880 AY AY! HEEAAY! AY! 00:06:54.160 --> 00:06:56.440 SEE THIS IS WHY I DON'T HAVE MID-ROLLS!! 00:06:56.440 --> 00:06:57.760 God damn it man! 00:06:58.020 --> 00:07:00.120 "I went to Iceland for you, Pewds." 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:02.900 Wow, we're at the same spot! *Giggles* 00:07:02.900 --> 00:07:07.640 Couldn't you have picked an actual monument I went to? Just like these random set of houses? 00:07:08.200 --> 00:07:09.000 *Burp* 00:07:09.220 --> 00:07:11.180 Where's the beard then, huh? Hmm? 00:07:19.340 --> 00:07:23.000 *Laughs while reading* 00:07:23.100 --> 00:07:25.000 That relief.. that's right. 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:30.360 Don't worry guys, I will never play Fortnite, and it's not like I played it before it was even out. 00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:34.820 Because I got an early copy, and they were actually really nice guys working at that company. 00:07:34.820 --> 00:07:39.100 But now, for some reason, I'm just being a complete dick about it. *Laughs* 00:07:39.100 --> 00:07:41.000 Hmmmhmhmhm *Giggles* 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:43.000 HMMMMMMM *Laughs* 00:07:43.360 --> 00:07:44.380 Grandayy! 00:07:44.540 --> 00:07:49.540 Look at this AntMan2122, reposting memes from Grandayy. 00:07:49.540 --> 00:07:50.460 Pathetic. 00:07:50.500 --> 00:07:53.220 I mean, I'm proud. This is how it's done. 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:56.880 You don't post memes in the Pewdiepie Subreddit: 00:07:57.240 --> 00:07:59.755 You steal memes. This is all theft. 00:07:59.760 --> 00:08:01.680 "WTF was that?" 00:08:02.080 --> 00:08:03.540 'CAUSE HE GRABBED ME! 00:08:03.540 --> 00:08:06.560 WE WERE GOING IN FOR A HIGH-FIVE AND HE GRABBED ME! 00:08:06.720 --> 00:08:11.080 Guys, stop putting examples of me not doing high-fives or handshakes, okay? 00:08:11.080 --> 00:08:14.240 I know how to do it. I swear to God if you ever meet me: *Amazing High-Five* 00:08:14.260 --> 00:08:15.000 Perfect. 00:08:15.120 --> 00:08:17.020 Here's the thing: Conan. 00:08:17.020 --> 00:08:21.520 Who goes in- He went in for a handshake during a high-five. Wha- you don't grab mid-air!! 00:08:21.520 --> 00:08:22.900 Who grabs mid-air?! 00:08:23.060 --> 00:08:25.480 Ethan, what's wrong with you? God damn it... 00:08:25.660 --> 00:08:28.060 Why is this my legacy? *Laughs* 00:08:28.060 --> 00:08:30.300 Oh my God. Damn! 00:08:30.300 --> 00:08:32.860 I got an ad on my videos! *Laughs* 00:08:32.960 --> 00:08:37.180 Wow! Incredible! And I look so good! 00:08:37.180 --> 00:08:41.400 I have to blend my ads mixed with my content now, it's the only way to do it. 00:08:41.400 --> 00:08:46.680 "Last week, my drawing didn't make it into LWIAY. I'm trying one more time, thanks for support fellas!" 00:08:46.680 --> 00:08:48.760 I actually reacted to this! 00:08:48.760 --> 00:08:51.160 So that means Brad or Sive cut it out! 00:08:51.160 --> 00:08:53.680 That means I liked it, but they didn't. 00:08:53.680 --> 00:08:55.540 That's right everybody! *Laughs* 00:08:55.740 --> 00:09:01.580 "I made a picture of crying Pewdiepie out of Demonetization signs." 00:09:06.520 --> 00:09:07.520 Can you stop. 00:09:07.520 --> 00:09:08.960 Why am I wearing these? *Laughs* 00:09:12.040 --> 00:09:20.520 *Reads post and laughs* 00:09:20.520 --> 00:09:22.520 It wasn't intentional, okay? 00:09:22.520 --> 00:09:26.360 It's the only brand I've had in so long, please guys, please! 00:09:26.360 --> 00:09:27.980 Download the Like App! 00:09:28.220 --> 00:09:31.100 Some more brands will like me please! *Laughs* 00:09:31.180 --> 00:09:34.980 "I draw and turn people into demons. So I made on for Felix too!" 00:09:34.980 --> 00:09:37.880 It's almost like you can't tell a difference... 00:09:37.880 --> 00:09:39.560 "Zero Deaths"! That's really cool! 00:09:39.560 --> 00:09:40.980 It reminds me of the.. 00:09:40.980 --> 00:09:42.180 Death Stranding poster. 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:44.940 *High-pitched voice* Thank you. Namaste. That looks very nice. 00:09:45.540 --> 00:09:48.180 Well, well, we- what is this?! 00:09:48.180 --> 00:09:52.160 How did we get mods in this SubReddit? I did not mod anyone! 00:09:52.160 --> 00:09:54.500 Feel free to post whatever you want, okay? 00:09:54.500 --> 00:09:56.680 There's no rules on the Pewdiepie SubReddit. 00:09:56.680 --> 00:09:59.260 Make sure you posts your memes down- in below. 00:09:59.340 --> 00:10:03.480 Uh.. really good memes this week! *Claps* Good job! Good job! 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:06.580 You get a.. +.. you get a + everybody! 00:10:06.580 --> 00:10:11.640 What're you gonna do with it? What're you gonna do with that, eh? *Clapping intenses* 00:10:11.700 --> 00:10:13.500 Alright. So, I'm in Japan. 00:10:13.700 --> 00:10:18.080 I'm gonna stay here for a month. Um.. I'm gonna try and make videos while I'm still here. 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:21.800 The set-up is still in progress, so it's kind of messy, but... 00:10:21.920 --> 00:10:24.080 Hopefully this will.. be alright anyway! 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:27.600 I know it's not the same.. but um.. yeah! 00:10:27.600 --> 00:10:29.600 Thumbs up this video! 00:10:29.820 --> 00:10:31.840 And as always.. BrooOOFF- 00:10:32.320 --> 00:10:33.260 AAAAH 00:10:33.260 --> 00:10:34.400 *Weird dinosaur noise* 00:10:37.580 --> 00:10:40.080 Does it look like the mic is coming out of me?