I'm still alive, Gosh Darn It!
God bless you, Mr. Beast!
God bless your soul.
You know, when it looked like all hope was lost,
Everyone was tweeting, [cue nine-year old voice]
"PeWdiEPiE's about tO gEt tAKEN OveR!!"
"pEewDiePiiie!"
All the Mass Media >:C is celebrating,
"YES! This Indian Company "[Ding Dong it's INDIA noise]
"Anything except pEWdiEpIE!! :C" , basically.
Well Mr Beast, you saved my life. <3
I owe you my life. (•̀o•́)ง Thank you.
[Cue Mr. Beast] (He, he uh, reads that ^)
Ah dude we got the double billboard
We dont mess around ¡¡¡( •̀ ᴗ •́ )و!!!
Go grab your phone. Go on Youtube, search PewDiePie,
and SUBSCRIBE to him!!!
No-one ~kills~ memes as quickly and efficiently
as this Swedish man.
I hope they haven't passed me when this video goes out.
I have one final thing though,
one last resort.
That I have not used yet.
Okay?
Because I haven't had to use it yet
[Reading] An Indian will soon overtake PewDiePie
to become the most subscribed on YouTube.
[Reading Comment]
"And puts A LOT OF EFFORT"
[Pewds] That's a bit of a stretch
" and even many of them gets CoPyRigHT sTriKE"
[upset pewds] ThaT IS NOT a stretch!!!!!
[Normal Reading]
[Pewds] That *clap* is so sweet *happy clap*
It's interesting how many people just hate me so much...
that they'll literally celebrate anyone taking over.
Bunch of crybabies!
Well you can keep crying for a few more days!
[victory scRee] cuZ WE'rE sTill WInnIN
"Mr. Beast's Impact" - Yeah it was CRAZY
*chuckle* honestly
What do I have now?
*big chuckle time* I almoST hAve SixTy -
*victory lauGh* *Big HAHAS*
*Death Clapping* It's working!
When all hope thought it was lost (?)
It's like the Lord of the Rings..
When ~that~ part happens, ya know?
(??????)
You know what I mean, come on!
Pentagon! Hexagon! Octagon! Allrevenuegon...
What can I say?I 've learned from my mistakes...
Because of my moral code ...
and no other reasons ;)
Look at this . .. ;)
You guys are really trying hard now aren't you?
Posting this again just to remind everyone that ..
WE ARE WINNING THE entire WAR!!!
because eh..T-Series barely has any followers on Twitter
I dont get it though,
the whole thing is so confusing to me.
"You may have won the battle, but not the war."
THEY HAVEN'T WON YET!!!
[Ancient Nordic Victory GRRRR]
[reading meme] (9yr olds can read)
*meme claps*
Come on Elon, we need your help!
*Prayer Time!* Please Elon Musk, Please!
ELON MUSK-CHAAAAAAAN ＼(>o<)ノ
Stop sending me this stuuuufff
*smol chuckle*
So many fake tweets now, I feel like this is fake too.
People just won't let go :(
Hey look! It's another fake tweet
HOW ORIGINAL!!
[Reading the fake :( Tweet)
[memeLoreFindr.exe loading]
Oh right.. It's Tana Mongoose (?)
I was like "what reference is that?"
I'm getting old guys, I'm getting too old for memes. (!!??)
[reading more memes]
That just gave me thought, like, what about when ...
you're 80 years old and some-one throws - ya know ..
cuz memes are all about being obscure and
people not really getting it - and you're 80..
.. and someone hits you up with Ugandan Knuckles
and just one person's like..
"HeCk Yeah!"
or a troll face?
[Old Pewds] Troll Face? The Ancient Relic?
The Ancient Symbol of Trolling Lib-ards?
Back in my day...
[we return to the regularly scheduled meme]
Pencil Gang is also sponsoring this video!
Thank you very much, Pencil Gang!
Pencil Gang has decided to join our cause..
against T-Series.
Domo Arigato, Pencil Gang
[Reading comment]
I don't know!
Do you ever think what your thoughts are?
No, I don't think about it!
Probably English...
Sometimes...
I speak alot during my sleep and Marzia always says..
I speek in Swedish, so.. I guess there's a Swedish..
part of me still in there. Kicking and screaming.
He bought every billboard in my city for this
Okay, if you haven't watched the video yet, check it out.
God Bless you, Mr. Beast
Now if anyone else will stand up..
if any other YouTubers will stand up in this fight..
which side of war will you be on History? (????) ...
Channel.
[reading le title]
That is pretty epic, I must say!
Execpt they never accepted my cHALLANGE
You have no idea what my Twitter feed is right now
K? You don't even wanna know.
[reading meme]
*sawft clapping* Can we get an F in the chat?
Ya know she could've given ME the channel at least..
so I could beat T-Series.. but.. ya know..
I guess I gotta be supportive.~
[meme reading time]
[easiest subbing job ever]
Why make it 5 minutes when I could..
make a ten minute video TWENTY minutes?!
I wonder if I get more watchtime that way?
could that be a way - cuz
Youtube is all about watchtime.
The more watchtime you have the better..
so maybe if I do that..
Let's do it on this video
[evil brad says nope]
[reading Elon Musk tweets <3]
*clap clap*
Hey a tweet that isn't actually fake, how bout that?
I'm still waiting, Elon..
We need your help Elon-Chaaaan
Tasukete Elon-Chaaan
I know he knows what that means..
The goshdarn weeb [LANGUAGE!!!]
[more reading meme time!]
[very funny meme, many hahas]
I'm doing my part!
*Clap Clap*
[more reading with pewds]
Come on guys, we have a goal! *clap*
We have a mission!
PLeaSE!
It's the only thing I'll ever ask you guys for... e_e
except constantly asking .. begging for likes,
subscribers and all that..
BUT PLEASE guys it's the only time..
I ever ask for anything.
[Elon-Chan returns!!]
This is where the good ideas come from.
gawd daWm it
we were so close... I almost thought this tweet was real
Incredible
{dew it} I already did it! Check it out ⇣
It was pretty epic!
I wish I could've brought in more apology videos..
they just took so long, I don't know why.
[reads title]
*chuckle*
Look at that, you Virgins, congratulations!!
Even 9-year-olds can manage to find a love for their lives
All ya gotta do is really buy the Merch.
I've been saying this for so long.. *chuckle*
That's honestly amazing, thank you very much!
I'm honoured.
Honestly though, the Meme Review™ was the
💀 *clap™* 💀 💀 *clap™* 💀
the most supported Merch of all,
that I've ever done, and I just wanted to say..
Thank you very much for eh...
everyone that got it, I really really appreciate it
[reading comment]
[oh no, more comments]
[juST mARrY mY wiFe!]
Okay, moving on!
[new meme time]
This is so sweet!
Except it's not my birthday anymore, you idiot!
[💀 m e m e 💀]
Well, eeEEEE it wasn't /really/ ONE joke..
let's get real here guys *cringe laughs*
Maaaybe... ee.. YEAH it was one joke.. it was one joke (2x?)
[we return to él tweet]
[reading vegan comment] {cue flashbacks}
That's true...
[reading title]
YEeAh - that's a pretty good idea, thank you!
[Do I need to tell you when he's reading memes?]
[well . . . he's reading the meme..]
Come on!
Please! (?)
Anyone!
[tis a thiccccc tweet!]
One can only dream..
[meme time!]
EvErI OnE - we hav an anouncement to make-
staaaaaph bwullying!
I want them to do a part two, like all of them.
I tried to reach out to the kid, he woudn't reply..
but I know he commented on one of my videos
I know you're listening
Please, get all your friends...
I BEG you
get all your friends, and do ..
EvErI OnE - we hav an anouncement to make-
👏👏 MEME REVIEW 👏👏
Okay?
That would be epic!
WHEN WILL YOU SAY HONESTLY,
that you'RE DOING YOUR PART!?
You can't look at it afterwards and go..
"Oh, I wish things were different.."
Okay?
You can't pull a Swede and be like... (oh boy)
"Oh sorry Mr. H i t l e r - Sama,
please hecc our country up."
"Ach, we should've done something!"
You can't do that!
This is not it! - That is it!
That looks like me, is that the uh...
Incredibles kid?
Dayum, I was right, I was right!
[meme time 2.0]
This is so .... nice ...
[epic rich roast meme comin up]
I still have the belt,
if anyone can let me know how to us it..
that would be great.
Thank you.
Problems of the rich people, huh..
It's what I've been saying all along..
Eeeh, mo' money mo' proble- *cringe laugh*
[Epic Italian meme WIN}
[pewds] Nothing gets me like an Italian Pasta meme
Mama Mia! Pizzeria!
Arrevaderchi, Marzia.
[read the meme time! y a a y!]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOH
[read le title time! :D]
Yeup *chortle*
okay, that's amazing! Skulldino.. eh, did you make this?
I gotta make sure. . . Yeah it is
aw daym he's made a lot of them! Daym that's awesome
Thank you very much, that's really cool!
Yeah I don't even know what my channel is anymore.
[a s u g a r y meme for spook time!]
Oh my Gawd!
This is such good ideas!
Times two babeh, OH YEAH
Hope you guys enjoyed this video in TIMES TWO!
You can switch that off now if you feel like it.
Smash like if you enjoyed this video, JUST KIDDING-
[eppic rage]
SUBSCRIBE!! SUBSCRIBE GAWD DAYM ET!!!!
This is our last chance!
Listen up you -s m a r t- kids! I've had enough of you..
Okay?
I'm not gonna ~pretend~ I like you, cuz I DON'T!
I care about ONE THING, and one thing ONLY....
to get to sixty-nine million before THAT GAWD DAYM -
*smol chuckle*
You know what? It doesn't matter, you know what to do.
[yessir]
There will be no EPIC bro-fists
That's right.
I'm retracting all the Bro-Fists until..
this deed is done!
Now you have a TRUE incentive!
Now you have a TRUE CHALLENGE!!
Now you have something to, with a BURNING passion to
TRUELY fight for!
Now go forth daymit!
What are you still doing here? Get the FRICK out!
BYE
[end credits......]
[this took way too long]
[have a nice day fellow 9-year olds]