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OMG

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我諗我又多一個警告

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Damn it

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Brad少一個警告代表我領先緊

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What the hell man

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多謝特朗普

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我距離美國國旗紋身又近左一大步

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好好 多謝你特朗普

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順便一提依加係朝早6點

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<scare PewDiePie>七點開始錄影

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點解

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依個細路係真正既美國英雄

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睇下佢

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佢好悶 你睇佢

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Garble睇緊特朗普既灰燼

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點解要咁早

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點解我仲係咁黑人憎

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你地啲細路係我個草地做咩

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No no

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你地睇落需要好好瞓一教

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我熬夜睇選舉

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B:你熬夜?

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Damn it  特朗普贏左

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FUCK

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B: 我好開心因為我少左一個警告

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但個感覺好奇怪

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我真係好失望 因為我領先緊

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B: 你有一個警告 你都有一個

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意思係我係8 你係7

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B: 我對特朗普有拯救預言既能力

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對特朗普有拯救預言既能力

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B: 你既龜波氣功 我教你

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B: 依到 然後往後 然後你要咁 發射

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好

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Michael 你今日要留係車尾廂

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我地唔夠位

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快啲  快點細路

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救命

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No

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好Michael

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M: 遲啲見

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為特朗普

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B: 我地有排玩

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我地有兩個鐘燒左架車

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It's trump day

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Trump day

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Gotta get Donald Trump day

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Trump

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為左特朗普

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FUCK 天啊

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它飛落我隻手

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如果我成為一個著火既受害者

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會好慘

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如果Michael成為一個著火既受害者

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會係一個好既潮流

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B: 可以增加點擊率

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M: 如果我未死 要平分

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B: 係咩 OMG 係管 你吸毒?

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B: Omg

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多謝兄弟

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Hey

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B: Hey 兄弟

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M: what

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比我地睇你條dick

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天啊

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你睇下我啲手毛 都燒左

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B: OMG

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睇下

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B: 天啊

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我好比心機裝迫 我可以講咩

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Oh shit我食太多墨西哥卷

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成功

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你地綁住我 仲矇眼咁耐

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我睇唔到出面有咩

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B: 你依加係我地架啦

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我知

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（等等）

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（佢逃走左）

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佢跑走左

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No no no 放低我

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至少你嘗試過

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你要將佢綁好

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M:你試過

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B: 你走得唔夠遠

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Damn it 下次

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佢超嬲

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佢認真架？

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“鎖門啊，你個智障”

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B: Hi  A: 嘩 兄弟 你件衫唔錯喎

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M: 整佢 整佢 整佢

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寫特朗普2016

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唔好抵抗

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M: Brad都寫上去

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A: 但唔係好睇到寫咩

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M&P: 再寫過

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B: 係Anthony既簽名 係我既最愛

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A: 各位係我既簽名

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A: 你行行下路會直接比人謀殺

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係咩野

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A: 我寫唔到

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B: Anthony 多謝

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A: 我寫唔到

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你依加可以去ebay拍賣

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A: 我啲難去寫特朗普2016 因為我會憎我自己

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M: Brad 你件衫好慘

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等陣 等我將你件衫上面啲野撥走

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B: 你要我件衫做咩

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得啦 哥個本來就有 本來就有

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B: 我沒發現有個記號

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M: 你睇下

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Anthony你本來係要幫我架

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A: 我有

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A: What what  你隻手上面有咩

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我可以玩一日

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B: 係咩

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M: 可以睇到寫咩

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B: 我感覺到有Trump

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Michael你寫架?

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M: no

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你要有警告

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M: 唔係我 我攞相機

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佢黎做咩

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B: 幫我修改下 我先唔會比人打

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No你唔可以 咁

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B: 你唔可以整我件衫

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唔好整我個特朗普

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唔得

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B: 你唔可以整我件衫

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M: Brad你有咩

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A: 我都可以畫挪威上去

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A: 我要畫世界上最出名既

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A: 我要畫 你知有啲人膊頭有紋身 好似翼咁

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A: 我要畫兩個

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M: 係一個大作

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A:依加睇落

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B: 太靚啦

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M: Good job 好好

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A: 多謝

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B: 以你為榮

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M: 佢會好仲意

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A: 佢會仲意膊頭既紋身 睇落唔錯

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B: 睇下Marzia有咩辦法遮住佢

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Shit

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B: 就係咁 你得左啦

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你睇下

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我就係

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B: 今日好唔好玩

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好正 好好玩 好多汗

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B: 係中午既拍攝

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係沙漠入面

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入面睇落點 你仲意?

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係比女粉絲架 唔好同Mrazia 講

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你唔可以攞起佢 你冇買保險 我講真

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你咁都比人呃 買物鬼保險

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M: 打佢 趕佢出去

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出去 走開走開

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返去你個國家 你個納粹人渣

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我依加要返去個van

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我要去沖涼 去帳篷到沖涼

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我一日入面最仲意部分

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每次我地拍< scare PewDiePie >

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最尾都要去帳篷到沖涼

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史上最正既事

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我每日身上面都有屎

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但我今日冇屎

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太多dick 太多dick

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B: 你要做咩 A: oh shit

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你有影到？

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A: damn it 你仲意你件衫？

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Fuck you

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A: 你仲意？ 你仲意你件衫？

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A: 你好仲意咁

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Anthony 你以後唔可以上我既節目

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A: 唔好著住咁多dicks同我講野

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你信依條友？

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M: no 唔好咁近

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比你隻手我

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黎 相信我

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M: 我唔信 Felix fuck

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M: Felix 你顛左

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我開左

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M: Felix 唔好

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B: 我依架對住佢隻手對焦

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M: Felix Felix

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B: 咁大太遠啦 我諗佢飛左落地

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M: 㩒兩下？

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係

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睇下

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M: 太誇張了

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三個智障係一架車到

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M: what

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我地應該要停

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對唔住

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黎啦 黎啦 開始啦 黎啦寶貝 黎啦

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係咩

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What 係點擊率 1億3千萬點擊率

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B: 唔錯喎

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唔錯

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PewDiePie 依加有4千9百萬又12萬幾個訂閱人數

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你係咪偷睇緊 Marzia

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M: 我冇

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我要比驚喜你

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M: 我可唔可以睇

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唔得

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M: 咁我比鏡頭睇

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我會話比你知幾時可以睇

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你做緊咩

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M: 我只係行近左

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你唔會想我透露 你會好仲意

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M: 我可以開眼未？

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未

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M: 我聽到好似氣球之類

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M: 係巴哥犬 ？ OMG

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你打開隻眼啦

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OMG  係Marzia

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我好累 你睇得出？

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我好累 我唔應該開車

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我要去攞一些我既包裹

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係粉絲比既 會好正

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然後我地要去食啲野

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我唔知點令我清醒

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聽日仲有好多事 OMG

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下個星期會好瘋狂

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M: 更累？

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係 行程真係

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M: 你唔覺好玩咩？

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對 唔係咁先係問題 佢地都一齊 但

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今日好好玩 我地拍左個好似牛仔風格既

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真係好好玩  然後我見到Anthony

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M: 你可以講依啲？

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可以 我可以講 Anthony好好 我好仲意佢

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你地都會仲意佢

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我敢講這一季會比第一季更好

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唔係話第一季唔好

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只係覺得唔可以呈現到太多比大家

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然後我覺得依個可以

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當你在美國叫薯條

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你就會有薯條

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你睇

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M: wow 真係有好多薯條

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OMG 好好食

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我睇落顛顛地

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我真係好累

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今日真係好好玩

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然後

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聽日會同一些好讚的人見面

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我好期待

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所以聽日見

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好多謝

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然後我地

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