*piano music*
WHAT THE FUCK DI-
[urging to puke]
Yep..
TAY SWAY
Guide me
*inaudible*
♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪
Choo Choo on this
mother fucker.
♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪
Yep..
What the fuck are they doing???
WHY?!
[VICTORY SCREAM]
Yep..
[Groaning]
*Poods is grossed out*
You wanna see some fireworks m8? (nu)
[lighter clicks]
Not everyone is ready...
[Groaning]
*More fart like groaning*
Yeah you better back up a little bit more man..
♪ Intense Dubstep ♪
[groaning]
*More Fart Groans -3-*
[burp]
No fear!
Thats right!
[jumpscare]
Okay- you're good
You're good
Thank you.
Yep..
[vomits]
Oh, its good!
[puking intensifies]
(Background: I hate peedeepie)
Because... pewdiepie
sucks and..
his fans
sucks.
Fanboys...
sucks.
Pewdiepie sucks...
I hate fucking pewdiepie...
Don't call me fat..
because your fat too!
BITCH!
*Silence*
*Poods contemplating life decision*
Yep..*oh fuck*
Here we go...
OH
OHH
OHHH
OHHHH
AHH
AHHHH
BROS!
I'll have you know I LOVE YOU
❤ I will never forget you ❤
♪ Dramatic Music ♪
This is it.
Hey! Im actually fine :D
[explosion]
This one's for TImmy!
This is it for Private Clutch
Sorry, I don't think I'm gonna make it!
I'm out of ammo!
Tell my subs..
Tell the Bros..
[radio]: Private Pie, I've got good news!
- What?
[radio]: You've taken out the enemy
They're all dead!
- Really?
Oh..
Well, how about that bitches!
Yep..
[woman]: I think PewDiePie probably does prank videos
like, with dick slaps, I don't know..
*deadpanned face*
*I am disappointed.*
[Pewds: Surprise motherfucker!
Surprise motherfucker!!
Oh! OH MY GOD!
NO! NO! NUN
HUN HUN HUH AH
PFF PFSS PFFU
*BOOM BITCH*
Oh! WHAT THE SHT WAS THAT-
Zero deaths!
Pewds never dies!
What is this magical device?
[laughs]
[laughing continues]
OH! OH! OH! OH! OH
OH! OH! OH! OH! OHHHH!
Haters doubted that I couldn't do it..
But they were-
*rlly bitch?*
This is art!
Like, this-is-art!
You can't argue with art!
Hey!!
♪ Inspirational Music ♪
*I'm VERY uncomfortable right nao.*
♪ Inspirational Music ♪
♪ KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) ♪
[guy in the phone]: Hello..
[Pewds]: I will find you..
- Hum, why??
- I will look for you!
- What the fuck
- And I will fist you- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Brofist.. you! *shit! nvm*
- Are you crazy?
- No..
I'm pewdiepie...
- Ehmm, okay..
*Call Ends*
[laughs]
Man..
Literally felling this..
I'm in another game.
Oh my God
There's a car level coming up!
*pewds tries a daring attempt to get sum pussy.*
How you ladies doing?
MORE!
MOORE!
YEAHH!
Ahh
Taste good!!
YEAHH!
OHHH
MORE!
MORE POW-
♪ ROCK ♪
♪ Sentimental Music ♪
*Pewds hides in his shell*
♪ Sentimental Music ♪
The fuck was that?
♪ Sentimental Music ♪
*rip*
♪ Sentimental Music ♪
You think this is some kind of game?
Technically, it is.
*snort*
♪ Sentimental Music ♪
ZERO DEATHS.
It's a tricky part
[Conan]: Are you nervous about playing with me humm, you know legend
- I think you should be nervous
- Yeah?
- I've seen you play Conan
[laughs]
- You're pretty awful! I-
[Pewds]: We can't make any more mistakes!
[Cry]: Cut......the.....
[Cry]: Alright, you said there's a red wire?
- No!
FU--*dies before explodes*
What does it say?
It's the 1 million one
and it's fucking BROKEN!
"Congrats for surpassing one million!"
Oh that's cool!
That happened years ago!
GIVE ME 44 OF THESE!! (55*)
Hey Jack!
This is what your fans think you look like..*Helloooo...*
but this is what you really look like! *ohhhhhhh*
Which is convinient..
because you videos are about as cringey
as a dove commercial!
[some kid]: I can't fuckng stand you, you son of a bitch!
[Pewds]: I think this guy is actually legit!
- You're a fucking useless YouTuber you little cunt!
- Oh, oh, heyy
No!
- You make thousands of dollars..EVEN MILLIONS OF DOLLA--
- [laughs]
Thousands of dollars..
That's cute!
[laughs]
I'm gonna shave!
[Maya]: Fine...
If you shave..
I'll make it so that Marzia..
Won't!
*OH FUCK*
♪ Swaggy Music ♪
They call me Beast Master 64!
I'm the greatest pokeman hunter alive.
♪ Dramatic Music ♪
Step by step..
OUGHH *JUMPSCARES*
*c'mere bitch*
*distorted* Game Over..
The fuck was that?
That's a Pokémon right there!
That's a Pokémon!
OH MY GOD ;-;
That's my Pokémon!
*GUNSHOT*
♪ Dramatic Music ♪
♪ Emotional Music ♪
If Pokémon aren't real
Then dogs aren't real either
*SOBBINGS*
*GUNSHOT*
[SCREAMS]
FUUUUUUU-
"I can't believe this happened.."
"I can't believe this.."
"You won't believe this.."
"SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME!!" *fucking liar*
" I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE KIDS.." *they smoke crack?*
"CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS.."
" I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.."
" I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL!!"
" I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."
" I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS.."
" I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."
" CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?"
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS
Get the boat!
Get the boat! Get-
The Pok-A-Bitch!
I'm gonna have to send a Pok-A-Bitch
C'mon Pok-A-Bitch!
GO POK-A-BITCH!
AHH!
C'mon! OH!
GET HER!!!!
Don't film this!
[Sorshit]: What the fuck are you doing?
- Yeah what the fuck am I doing?
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Godammit! What the fuck am I doing?
What the fuck am I DOING?
- What the fuck are you doing?
- I'm not a vegan!
I wasn't dead! Oh my God!
NO!!
♪ 'Cause you had a bad day ♪
♪ Your takin one down ♪
[Pewdiepie]: Just sing a sad song, just turn it around..
If you don't have core message as making a positive
impact on the planet, what the-
W-w-w-w-w-what t-t-the
What the fuck are you doing?
- Oh my God there it is!
- There it is!
There it is! It's right there!
Remember me!
Camera man.. Remember me!
So, Sky News posted:
"Popular YouTuber PewDiePie unverified due to suspected relations with ISIS.."
It seems legit right?
We got it!!
Yes!
[laughs]
Where's the drone seriously? OK
The fuck was that sound?
*SIGN MY SHIRT BITCH!*
AHHHHHH!
[Malcom]: The most important part..
- The most important part, here it comes.. ok
- PewDiPie is gay!
Pewdiepie EXPOSED
[Marzia]: You can even scoop your tongue
like that and you hold it and then you just-
- I see..
There's a Demon on-
[Marzia screams]
How does that EXISSS-
I will send out my greatest
achievement.. Squirtle!
I've infuse him with my own DNA
FIRE THE CANONS!
♪ Dramatic Music ♪
*Cannons Bursting*
♪ Dramatic Music ♪
Squirtle..
♪ Dramatic Music ♪
I need to save him!
♪ Dramatic Music ♪
Sending the helicopter!
♪ Dramatic Music ♪
♪ Sad Music ♪
My face is just like:
"Oh God, this is gonna be in the internet forever now.."
OH!
What the ff-
♪ Jurassic Park Theme ♪
Aw shit!
Oh no!
Yep..
To get your core message across
you really gotta hit those points.. fast!
Marina get it fast!
As much information as fucking POSSIBLE!
GO!
[Marina Joyce]: You should watch, 'Cow Spiracy??'
because it's a very good thing to watch,
but it's gorey, so I don't recommend watching it.
What the fuck does that mean? Ouch! Shit.
[Minacha]: I'm minacha please..
- "I'm minacha please.."
Minacha please...
You're a minacha please?
Minacha please
*best dance ever*
...
Please satan..
No... No more...
dancing. *do my evil bidding*
UGH!
Nein..Nein.. ;-;
AAAAH *screams*
Oh no you saw me!
Oh.. ohh.. T_T
That's so embarassing
You sold everything what do you have now?
I have....
*laughs*
I have bullet ball.
*cries*
I don't even have a home to go back to...
♪ Inspirational Music ♪
You don't understand.
I'm gonna pleasure myself with this fish.
It is- pleasure yourself!
What the fuck!
Fuck this game!
What the fuck me? You recommended the game!
You recommend--
*relationship goals af*
♪ Romantic Music ♪
*surprised*
*laughter*
*He done fucked up*
Pewds: Oh, wow...what is it?? Wehfhehuh...you think because you have green hair, you're better than me?
Jack: I didn't turn off the comments.
*waht*
GET PIED
Marzia??: You want me to take it off?
Pewds: Not now...we're filming...
*...*
*FUCK.*
*laughs*
*ZZZZZZZAP!!* Jack: OOOOOH!!!
Pewds: *laughs* Jack: I felt that here and here!!
Jack: That was weir--No!! GO AWAY you fucking...asshole..
Marzia??: Keep your eyes open and look at me when you kiss me.
*fangirls....no.NO.*
♪ To the sky ♪
♪ To the moon ♪
♪ Making my Skyline brand new ♪
[Guy #1]: ...work if we get 50K likes, so...you don't need to hit it or anything, but..uh...FUCKING hit it.
Pewdiepie: AYO WHAT IS UP!!! 50 MILLION LIKES!! CAN WE HIT IT UP ON THIS VIDEO?!?!
50 MILLION!!! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!! IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE I KNOW YOU SEEN IT!!!
WHAT ARE YOU? BLIND??! *no i'm frank.*
*Pewdiepie.exe has stopped working.*
[Michael]: Don't eat anymore! You're crazy! I put a whole...pipette....of this.....CRAZY stuff in it.
[Pewds]: You actually did it?
[Pewds]: Michael. For real? [Michael]: Yeah...
*EEEEEEEEENGH*
You know...part of me is angry...but the other part is real proud that you tried to kill me.
I'm poppy
I swear to you...at 50 million subs...when we hit 50 million....I am deleting my channel.
*drowning in sorrow*
*eeew...that's gnarly*
I wanna die. *same*
Poppy: I can't find it...*find what?*
I think she's looking for her-
she's looking for her quality content.
♪ Why cant we be friends ♪
Jack: Technically, now at..1.3 Million dollars.
*Screams of Joy*
*OHHHHHHHHHH*
[Edgar]: NEXT ingredient.
Edgar: Every Christmas...was a sad memory...because grandma was an alcoholic.
Edgar: But we have to honor.....her recipe.
dun do it
oh noes
ONE MILLLION DISLIKES!! OR I'LL DROWN MYSELF.
*screams of pain*
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
That was the joke.
That was it...that was...the.........that was the joke.
First of all....WE did this. Oh! It's got the brofist!
It's a custom!
That's really fucking cool.
AN exclusive...ULTRA rare...it smells LOVELY.
Alright! I hope you enjoyed this montage.
And if ya did... make sure you leave aaa.....
Actually...why don't you check out ANOTHER montage..that we did last year?
I think 2016, was one of my favorite years on YouTube so far...aaaand...it would not be possible...without you guys watching.
Subscribing, Balling...(wait wut) ...and all that shit. So, I appreciate that...and thank you. It means the world me.
'Fo you click...bwoOwfist.
JESUS these captions were poisoned with spam... not all heroes wear capes ya'kno?