Plurals were hard too.
Brian, how do you make a word a plural?
...
....uhm...
You put a S.
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You put a S at the end of it.
When?
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ON WEEKENDS, and HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!
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No, Brian, No.
Let me show you.
And she asks this kid who knew everything, Irwin;
Irwin!
Irwin what is the plural for Ox?
Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.
Brian?
[Chuckling] What?
Brian, what's the plural for box?
Boxen!
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I bought two boxen of doughnuts!!
...[Laughter in the background].....
No, Brian, No...
Let's try another one...
Irwin, what is the plural for goose?
Geese. I saw a flock
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of geese.
Brian.
[Chuckling] What?
Brain, what is the plural for MOOSE!!!!!???
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MOOSEN!
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I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN!
THERE ARE MANY OF THEM!
MANY MUCH
MOOSEN
Out in the woods.
In the WOODES!
IN THE WOODSEN!
THE MEETS
WANT A FOOD
THE FOOD IS TO
EATNESEN
THE MEETS WANT THE FOODING IN THE WOODINGINISEN
AND THE
FOOD IN A WHATINASEN
Brian, Brian...
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You're an imbecile.
ImbeCILEN!
Teacher - What, are you speaking German, Brian? Brian - German. JERMAINE!
JERMAINE JACKSON!
Jackson FIVE
TITO!
Brian, what the hell are you talking about?
I dunno.
I don't know, really.