TRIXIE: Humph!
TRIXIE: Oh Celestia, no!
TRIXIE: WHAT?!
MAUD: It's raining.
TRIXIE: Damn it, Maud! You’re a genius! That’s the most outstanding observation the Great and Powerful Trixie have ever heard!
TRIXIE: Now, what about clearing out? Trixie doesn’t need you!
TRIXIE: Stupid mentally retarded pony…
TRIXIE: Why are you holding an umbrella over the Great Trixie?
MAUD: Because it’s raining.
TRIXIE: UUUGH!
TRIXIE: Go back to making your quota of rocks, you loser.
MAUD: I made ten times my quota this morning.
TRIXIE: Are you deaf?
MAUD: No.
TRIXIE: Great! Leave. Me. Alone.
TRIXIE: NnnAH! ENOUGH! [heavy thunder]
TRIXIE: Stop being so condescending with Trixie! You have no right to think you’re better than me!
TRIXIE: Do you know why you’re so good at smashing rocks? Because that’s the only thing you can do!
TRIXIE: You can’t compete with me in anything else! I’m the best magician in all Equestria!
TRIXIE: It’s not my fault if they don’t understand my awesomeness! And this is why I’m working here!
TRIXIE: What should I do? What do they need to see to be entertained?!
MAUD: Rocks.
TRIXIE: SHUT UP! [heavy thunder]
TRIXIE: I can’t stand it anymore! I’m exhausted!
TRIXIE: I shouldn’t be here! My destiny has to be greater than this!
TRIXIE: I grew up in Celestia’s school! There should be a street with my name in Canterlot!
TRIXIE: I should be looked upon by loving fans. I don’t care about your zombie eyes!
TRIXIE: Look at my cutie mark. Where do you see your brainless head? SURPRISE! NOT THERE! [thunder]
TRIXIE: I’m the genius of the century talking to the idiot of the millennium! You’re a spelling mistake in the novel of my life!
TRIXIE: What? Are you mad?
TRIXIE: Do you want to punch my beautiful face because I told you the truth about yourself? You won’t dare!
TRIXIE: See? What are you waiting for?
TRIXIE: Come on! Not only are you retarded, you’re the biggest coward I’ve ever met!
TRIXIE: MAUD! I’m insulting you! You have to react!
TRIXIE: Please do something! Please! I don’t want to be invisible any longer…
TRIXIE: Please…
TRIXIE: You did that on purpose!!
MAUD: Yes.
TRIXIE: Here’s what Trixie does to your stupid umbrella!
TRIXIE: Jerk! Bastard! [heavy thunder]
TRIXIE: I hate you! [heavy thunder]
TRIXIE: I HATE EVERYONE! [heavy thunder]
TRIXIE: TAKE THAT! [heavy thunder]
TRIXIE: AND THAT! [heavy thunder]
TRIXIE: That’s so sad!
TRIXIE: Are you gonna cry like a baby now?
TRIXIE: You jerk! You... you...
TRIXIE: YAAAHH!! [heavy thunder]
TRIXIE: [Trixie tearing with a mix of sniffs and sobs. Lots of thunder]