I am with you. Like, figuratively, not literally. I peaced out like 500 years
ago. I just got really tired of the rat race so I put all the magic into these rocks. Eh,
whatever, it's your problem now, not mine. Good luck with the friendship thing,
especially the fight a new supervillain every couple months or so thing. Yeah. Alright, later.
So y'all got Earth pony magic and stuff now? That's pretty cool.
Kinda wished I had that while it was up to me to feed an entire town with just my bare hooves.
I had to literally kick trees to get it all done, and now you're saying you can just do a little
tap dance? I'm not salty or anything, just... glad we got that figured out after 1000 years.
And by the end, we had made friends with dragons, hippogriffs, kirin, changelings, griffons, yaks,
and so many others. Honestly, we couldn't have gotten to where we are as a society without
their help. So my advice would be to add even more creatures into your already
convoluted melting pot. Also, there's probably an immortal Draconequus
living off in a cave or something, he could probably help you out too
I built an entire fashion empire and nopony even wears clothes anymore? Then what in
Equestria was the point?? I can't believe that after a millennia,
my industry has been made completely obsolete.
I guess I should be grateful that everypony still takes care of their
manes and we haven't reverted completely back to neandethals, but I mean really.
If any evil dude comes along, just... go really really fast and be awesome.
That's how it worked for me every single time. Oh, and by the way, us pegasi are capable of flying
so fast we break the sound barrier and cause explosions. So if there's already ponies who hate
how fast and recklessly we fly normally... they are NOT gonna be happy when they find that out
Short list... cannons are dope. You can weaponize baked goods in a pinch. And confetti can be used
as a tax write-off if you strategize your party invitees. I wouldn't worry too much about magic,
I'd just focus on finding that 4th wall. Although that might be harder since you're
3D now. Gotta say, it was a lot easier to get away with this stuff when we were 2D.
There's this chick in a cave that wants to screw everything up for you guys,
so my strategy would be to find her, and extend a hoof in friendship. An enemy is
just a friend you haven't gotten to know yet. Buuut if that doesn't work, vaporize her with
a particle-splitting annihilation laser beam. That PrisBeam this crystal is floating in? Get
yourself a big ol' magnet and you can polarize that sucker. Melts her electrons right off
I don't even know what we're doing. I just wanted
to prank Twilight with this weird outgoing answering machine thingy.