*slurping noises*
AJ: "Ahhhh"
AJ: "Oh yeah. That's good water"
Twilight: "Mmmm hmmm"
AJ:" Well, you know what they say..."
AJ: "You can lead water to a horse but..."
AJ: "Hang on, that's not it"
Twilight: "No. That's not it."
AJ: "Yeah. It's uhhhh"
AJ: "Uhhhhhh"
AJ: "You can water a horse, but you can't..."
Twilight: "You can't water a horse."
AJ: "You're right, you can't water a horse."
Twilight: "I mean, you CAN, but what for?"
AJ: "I'm tracking... Gimme a sec."
Twilight: "No. It's..."
Twilight: "You can water a lead, but you can't make a horse-"
Twilight: "You can't water a lead, can you?"
AJ: "I don't think you can."
Twilight: "Water is... good."
AJ: "Agreed. It is good."
Twilight: "You can't make uhhh...."
AJ: "Can a lead drink?"
Twilight: "It's not the lead. The lead isn't the subject of this idiom."
AJ: "Okay. You don't have to call me names."
Twilight: "I think it's..."
Twilight: "You can lead a drink to water..."
AJ: "That sounds right-er."
Twilight: "Shut up. I got this."
Twilight: "You can lead a drink to water..."
Twilight: "No. Water is the drink."
AJ: "I can see the problem"
Twilight: "It's a quandary. Definitely a quandary."
AJ: "A horse can drink water."
Twilight: "Uh huh."
AJ: "Drinking water. That's not the issue. I love me some water."
Twilight: "Good water."
AJ: "That's what I'm saying. It's like..."
Twilight: "Yeah?"
AJ: "You can drink a horse..."
AJ: "No wait. you can't do that. Horses aren't liquid." Twilight: "No. You can't do that. Not physically possible-"
AJ: "Wait, I got it."
AJ: "And I lost it."
Twilight: "You had it, bro. I swear you had it." AJ: "I mean, it was right on the tip of my-"
AJ: "What is doing the drinking here?"
Twilight: "We're drinking"
AJ: "Well I know that."
Twilight: "Drinking water."
AJ: "A horse can drink water."
Twilight: "Exactly."
AJ: "So it should stand to reason that you can make a water drink-"
Both: "UGH"
*empty braincell rattling noises*
Twilight: "I think I got it."
AJ: "You got this."
Twilight: "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make-"
Twilight: "AJ, what are you doing?"
AJ: *drowning* "I FORGOT HOW TO DRINK"