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...hopefully it drew attention to an extremely consequential social problem.

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♫ There's one thing that makes me happy ♫

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♫ and makes my whole life worthwhile. ♫

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♫ And that's when I talk to my friends and get them ♫

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♫ to smile. ♫

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They are 20, sometimes 30 years old.

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Sometimes they're homosexual but usually heterosexual.

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They study, work and in their free time, they watch a show called My Little Pony created for little girls.

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Who are the Polish Bronies, the men that love ponies?

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♫ Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam ♫

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♫ Yes I do ♫

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♫ Tell me what more can I say
To make you see ♫

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♫ That I do ♫

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Presenter 1: I don't know who they are...

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Presenter 2: Bronies?

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Bronies.

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But is it in honor of some Bronisław?

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No... Probably no.

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Because "kucyk" translates to "pony", not "brony".

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I don't know...

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I have to read about that.

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I can't figure this one out.

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But I think that this "pony" would be perfect as a mascot for "Nowoczesna" (Polish party)

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and I expect... listen, dear MPs,

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I expect a rise of the Bronies Circle in the Lower House.

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Bronies...

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Lower House Bronies, let that circle be created.

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I have to say that I didn't know that such social group even exists,

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but this explains everything, the backing for some parties, existence of certain media.

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That today men that are 30, 40 years old watch "kucyki Pony" (short for MLP ponies)

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and maybe they believe in them and they vote for them, they have the right to vote though.

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I have to say it, because I really... ladies and gentlemen, here's my "coming out"...

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Don't tell me that you watch ponies...

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No, I didn't know what it even is.

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I think I can point out an alleged honorary brony (because "bronies" is plural)

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and that is... yes, you guessed it: MP Michał Szczerba.

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You know, I'd rather say he's more fond of The Care Bears.

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The Care Bears?

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I don't know.

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