Why are there so many posts about Ridley? And how he should be in Smash?
Ridley's freakin' huge and hardly fits in game
so voting for him is trash.
Well we've been told our votes mean a new fighter, letting the fanboys choose...
Someday we'll have it, a Smash Bros. connection,
For Glory, no items or Miis!
They said that every vote would be heard and answered
when voting for new Smash Stars...
So me put down Daisy, Waddle-Dee, or Lanky,
see Rayman kick butt by far!
What so amazing that keep us debating
about who we think we might see...
Someday we'll have it,
a Smash Bros. connection,
For Fun with items and our mii...-bos!
for each character please! With more than one hundred per country!
Do you live half-asleep? Are you hearing voices?
Those picks make you look insane. No one wants Peach clones!
And Lanky's a huge joke! Who even sold you the game?
...Uh... Gamestop? Oh darn-it...
There are too many dumb votes to ignore them... But I guess if it's not Ridley...
Maybe we'll find it, a Smash Bros. connection, For Glory, Item-Dumps and Miis!