WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-US 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:08.360 Okay, so we got episode 5 and 6 taken care of... The comics are good... Uh, what else? 00:00:10.720 --> 00:00:11.900 Oh! Um... 00:00:12.780 --> 00:00:16.980 We uh, we have that uh, sub special that we were gonna do. 00:00:17.220 --> 00:00:20.160 I forgot about that... fuck! 00:00:21.960 --> 00:00:23.320 Well, think of anything? 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:25.440 No. 00:00:25.860 --> 00:00:28.620 We could do a commentary. Or bloopers, or... 00:00:29.140 --> 00:00:29.760 Not. 00:00:30.860 --> 00:00:32.680 Uh, we could. 00:00:33.040 --> 00:00:37.120 But... no one watches our blooper videos anyway. 00:00:37.800 --> 00:00:42.860 Yeah, I mean like nobody watches anything that isn't an episode, anyway, so... 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:47.060 We could do that Christmas song we didn't release. 00:00:47.460 --> 00:00:48.600 "Twilight the Pony"? 00:00:49.220 --> 00:00:50.860 Oh, yeah! 00:00:50.860 --> 00:00:53.380 There's also the Tenacious D parody we were gonna do. 00:00:53.580 --> 00:00:54.560 I still wanna do that. 00:00:55.160 --> 00:00:55.800 Oh! 00:00:56.300 --> 00:00:59.940 Wait, dude, what about um... Uh, the Giggles at the Ghosties thing? 00:00:59.960 --> 00:01:03.040 Didn't someone- Wait, wait, wait! Um, hang on, let me just... 00:01:03.040 --> 00:01:04.440 Just, give me a second. 00:01:06.180 --> 00:01:06.980 What are you doing? 00:01:07.240 --> 00:01:11.060 I just- nothing, just like, keep, just keep... making... sounds. 00:01:11.240 --> 00:01:12.020 Okay? 00:01:12.220 --> 00:01:13.440 Uh! Well... 00:01:13.780 --> 00:01:16.100 Yeah, no we can't do that, cause it ruins the scene. 00:01:17.400 --> 00:01:18.380 What, what scene? 00:01:18.820 --> 00:01:19.800 In episode two. 00:01:19.800 --> 00:01:24.520 Where they're all like, "That scene was the best! I can't believe how fuckin' smart we are!" 00:01:25.300 --> 00:01:26.780 Wait, yeah, how does that ruin it? 00:01:26.960 --> 00:01:30.800 Cause, like, the whole point is that their version that we don't see 00:01:30.800 --> 00:01:32.800 is supposed to be better than the one in the show. 00:01:33.440 --> 00:01:39.000 And... I don't know about you but I don't think we can make a song that's better than "Giggle at the Whatever". 00:01:39.320 --> 00:01:41.000 So it fucks up the joke. 00:01:42.080 --> 00:01:44.960 We can make one BETTER than that. 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:46.120 Mm! 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:47.120 Can we? 00:01:47.120 --> 00:01:48.480 Do you have any ideas? 00:01:49.300 --> 00:01:50.980 ...No... 00:01:52.120 --> 00:01:54.880 Well, neither do I. We're exactly where we started. 00:01:55.360 --> 00:01:58.740 I guess we could just NOT do it. 00:01:59.860 --> 00:02:02.620 Yes! Exactly where we started. Let's do that. 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:04.280 Wait! No, no, no, guys, wait, wait, okay, okay. 00:02:04.280 --> 00:02:08.600 Um, uh, I think I have something. Just like, just check this out alright? Just like, follow my lead. 00:02:10.760 --> 00:02:16.340 When I was a little filly, faced with darkness all around 00:02:16.340 --> 00:02:17.500 Oh hey, is she? 00:02:17.500 --> 00:02:22.880 The sinners and the heathens warped my smile to a frown 00:02:22.880 --> 00:02:23.780 She is! 00:02:23.780 --> 00:02:27.980 I tried to love and forgive the evil ones I saw, 00:02:27.980 --> 00:02:32.500 But Preacher Mare said that wasn't the way to deal with them at all! 00:02:32.500 --> 00:02:33.440 Then what is? 00:02:33.440 --> 00:02:38.380 She said, 'Pinkie, you gotta tell them all. Attack their deepest fears 00:02:38.380 --> 00:02:43.680 Show them if they don't repent, Uh... [insert religious metaphor here!]" 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:45.260 Flames. Of. Hell. 00:02:47.040 --> 00:02:47.640 (gasps) 00:02:47.640 --> 00:02:53.120 So, exorcise the demons! Clear a path to Eden 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:57.380 Baptize all the children, God's love holds and heals them 00:02:57.380 --> 00:03:01.740 Convert the non-believers, strike down snake-tonged deceivers 00:03:01.740 --> 00:03:08.300 And tell those weak minded pagans that... um, I didn't get this far in the script because I'm improvizing! 00:03:11.080 --> 00:03:16.940 Pray! 00:03:18.180 --> 00:03:20.180 Eh, eh? What do you think? 00:03:21.160 --> 00:03:22.700 It's good, It's good. 00:03:22.700 --> 00:03:24.700 Eaugh, not amazing. 00:03:25.420 --> 00:03:28.560 Okay, yeah, I mean like, I was improvizing it, so like, 00:03:29.640 --> 00:03:34.520 So um, are we gonna use that or we wanna think of a different sub special? 00:03:36.140 --> 00:03:38.140 Uh... fuck it. Yeah, fuck it! 00:03:38.140 --> 00:03:39.140 Yeah, fuck it! 00:03:39.140 --> 00:03:40.180 Yeah, yeah. Fuck it. Fuck it. 00:03:40.180 --> 00:03:45.860 Okay, okay. Uh, next order of business... Twilight Sparkle in... The Graduate! 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:49.800 Mrs. Celestia, you're trying to seduce me! 00:03:50.300 --> 00:03:51.440 ...Aren't you? 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:54.680 Yeaaah.