And once again, performing what she's told us to be Taylor Swift's "Blank Space"
we'll see about that
Twilight Sparkle
[ponies cheer]
[plays piano music]
♪
Stop
[ponies boo]
Hey! Hey...
Do you work here often? What are you doing here?
Mr Mic Host, what are- What are you doing?
What are you--Hey Twilight, what are you doing?
[hiccup] Well, I was gonna sing this sweet ass song.
Sweet ass, you got a sweet ass... You got a sweet ass...
[sniffle] What?
[sigh] You can't keep coming in here week after week saying you play one thing and then do something else.
I know this is just open mic night and it's not normally a rule heavy thing
but you keep pissing off the customers.
I'll piss [hiccup] you'll...
Fuck you!
I'm sorry Twilight but we told you this was your last chance
we're gonna have to ban you from the establishment.
[ponies boo again]
Now, you're clearly a talented pianist
the bar down the street just lost theirs, you should apply for the job.
You can play whatever ridiculous song you want
and nopony would care because they're all drunk as you are.
Doesn't that sound better than coming here and getting boo at?
Why don't you give that a shot?
Why don't you... [hiccup]
[laugh] lick my butthole
Huh? Yeah?
[grunts]
Great performance, Twilight.
Shut up
Alright, you got us thrown out, can we please go home now?
NO! [hiccup]
The night's still young...
[vomit]
♪
No, you know it works better as Pinkie because she's full on horse.
She's full on earth pony...
She's full on horse-
[laughing]
She- she's full on horse.
[laughing continues]
Oh my god [laughing continues]
Why is this so funny? [laughing continues]
(unintelligible sounds) [laughing continues]
I'm sorry. [laughing continues]
I'm so tired.
Oh my G- Oh my G-
Oh, OK