Harmony.
The fuck.
Peace be upon you.
Harmony, bitch.
Fuck you in particular.
Awww.
And harmony to you.
[HAPPY BEEPING]
Watch your right!
[QUESTIONING BOOP]
Prepare to taste the fury of Hanzo's Hanzbow.
*Zenyatta Gasps*
MY PANTALOONS!
How DARE you soil my britches!
Let's throw down, bro.
You are no match for the dragon!
Bastion, kill him.
Okay, on second thought, the dragon would like to reconsider
*HANZO FUCKING DIES*
Excellent shooting my robro.
This victory did not come without sacrifice.
May the cleanliness of my clothing rest in pants.
Aw hell yeah... Fabric softener is the SHIT!
Thank you for the recommendation, Bastion!
[BEEP BOOP]
Wait a second...
Why would you know about fabric softener?
You don't wear pants!
Hey! Why do I wear pants!
We're both robots here!
What gives you the right not to wear pants!?
What's this about not wearing pants?
Bastion has no need for pants so why do I?
Common decency, I guess.
I'd be all for it if it weren't for some people around here.
MERCY!
It's gross, dammit!
There's nothing gross about my whole hog!
Listen, Zen.
I'll fight for this.
We'll be two pantsless hooligans against the world!
Are you with me?
Let's do this thing...
No more pants or I won't fight! Stop denying me my right!
If I'm pantsless I will play! Until then I'll have to stay!
What's all this about?
Fight for our right to not wear pants...
No more pants or I won't fight, stop denying me my right!
A bill, Mr. President.
You've done a great thing for this nation.
Floaty robo jesus.
Would you like to give a speech?
It would be my pleasure.
I'm going to take my pants off now.
*Cheering*
*Cheering stops*
*CROTCH MONSTER SCREAMS*
*EVERYONE SCREAMS*
piemations yep