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HEY EVERYONE, YOU WANNA SEE ME THROW THIS BARREL?!

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Uhhhh....

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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*Luna fucking dies*

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How's it going everyone?

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Welcome back to the Gmod office.

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Uhh...

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UHH.

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We have uhh... we have a pretty fleshed out system here.

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There's, there's the Jeefly

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Who is an expendable employee that we clone.

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We have Zach.

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:o

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We have Bing and Bing is an important asset because

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he has the credit card that we use for everything.

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And we also have uhh.... Luna.

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I'm not sure what Luna does.

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She... she's there.

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And then we have Sam and we actually just

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pay Sam to not talk.

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Word around the office is that you eat boogers of the carpet.

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If- if that's not true...

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YoU gOtTa...

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You gotta tell us right now, you gotta speak up.

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HEY

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Subtitles aren't allowed either!

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Okay, Jeeflies. You're- you're- you're "A" camera.

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You're gonna be rolling from like, right here.

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And then I'm on "B" camera, on an offset, on a 35mm lens.

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Where are the griffs, I need some frickin' diffusion up.

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The lights are way too strong over here.

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Sorry, sorry, I'm late, I'm here. Uhhh, did I miss anything?

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Uuuhhhh...

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Why aren't you walking to your mark? Your mark- your mark is like, right here.

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Right here, yeah, sorry. I'm sorry.

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MAKE UP!

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I need make up...

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*Zach silently laughing at his own joke*

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Zach, you wear a mask...

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That's offensive...

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Alright, can anyone tell me what meme we're running from today?

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I like... I literally just got on set and I have no idea what the fuck's going on.

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Did you say... release the MEME?

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Copy that's a 10-4, release the meme, release the meme.

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w-w-wait, I didn't say release the meme, I said where's-

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*SCREAMY MEMEY*

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Uh... today we're here to discuss...

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some uhh... problems with the company.

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Hey, can we talk about how we use my credit card for everything?

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And our budget this season has been cut.

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Alright, is no one gonna talk about how turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic? I mean the taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. I mean, obviously hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battle ships, the greedy trade federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo

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Well uhh...

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I'd say today was uhh...

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was a pretty productive day.

