Okay, Sweetie. Do you remember what New Year is?
Ah, this is stupid human holiday, when everyone dress up weirdly and sing contagious songs.
Don't be like that, Sweetie! We have a present for you!
Who, me? Awesome!
Do you like your new dress?
Negative.
Now, who wants to sing a song?
[Angry pony noises]
Now, let's try it one more time.
Oh, for Celestia's sake!
Equestria's glow, friendship's constant light,
Heart's Warm-ing Eve, a magic-filled night.
Snowflakes swirl and twirl, in moon's soft gleam,
Harmony reigns, a wondrous dream.
Heart's Warming charm, where spirits soar high,
'Midst fam'ly and friends, 'neath starry sky.
Joy and love we share, fire's radiant light,
In Equestria, hearts sync, this eve so bright.
Trotting through the land, love's rhythm we embrace,
Magic of the season, in all we chase.
Exchanging gifts and warm hugs, joy fills the air,
Laughter echoes, 'neath sky's glowing flare.
Hoofsteps mark our path, our journey's defined,
Spreading magic of friendship, across all ponykind.
From our wondrous union, frost spirits take flight
Happy Heart's Warming, in love's eternal light!