Hey! Happy birthday!
You too!
That's...not how it works.
-Oh... -By the way, I brought my friend Jack. Hope that's okay?
-Oh, that's fine! -No, no, it's just that he has this--
I'm here! I'm queer!
I--I, I mean...I'm just here! I'm not gay.
...okay. That's...fine.
I'm really sorry. I'm not gay.
-No, no, it's fine! Tim's gay. -Hi!
Do you want me to introduce you?
Oh, no. Jack has a condition.
I can't enter a room without telling everyone that I'm gay.
It's a nervous thing. Worse with new people.
-I'm gonna go over there. -Yep.
Hello! Me again! I like men!
I don't. "Wo-men" is what I meant to say.
-Please stop. -I have a condition.
Being gay is not a condition
I'm not gay!
Alright, gang! I like wang!
Knock knock! I like cock!
Have you heard the news? I'm into dudes!
Hello, hello! Give me a blow. Job.
If you're a man. Awww, no! Come back!
What's the haps? I hate the blacks!
-Have you got a condition as well -Nope, just racist.
What's up? I'm a homosexual.
Didn't even rhyme.
Obama, Oprah, young Michael Jackson.
Alright, alright, let's have some fun!
When I came out to my dad he said "I have no son."
-I'd say about a fifth of the Spice Girls. -You really do have a problem, don't you?
Yes!
-Have you ever tried walking into a room backwards? -Ooh!!
-Hello! I hate gay people! -Wow, that is MUCH worse.
-Why, what did I say? -You don't know you're doing it, do you?
-What if you said nothing? -Ooooh...
See? That wasn't so... JACK!?
Ahhh!!! No! No! All him! Not my idea!
Why doesn't he try coming in through the window?
[together] Ooooh!!
[lamp smashes] Shit...
[thud]
Hi?
[crowd]: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!
I now pronounce you husband and husband.
You may kiss the groom.
[both yell in horror]
I'M NOT GAY!!
I LOVE IT.
Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed that video!
I want you to go check out a trailer for a series called "Project: Library"
I've been working on with these guys. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
It was made possible by The Multiverse
which is another channel you now have to go and check out.
I'm sorry to make you do two things but I'm sure you'll handle it.
TomSka Out! Don't steal my thing...