It's time for
Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'till you collapse
For Animaniacs!
Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now you know the plot
We're Animaniacs
Dot is cute
And Yakko yacks
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinkie and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe
Goodfeathers flock together
Slappy whacks 'em with her purse
Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped
We have no script
Why bother to rehearse?
We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-for-play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks
We're ani-maney,
Totally insaney
Positive pruney!
A-ni-ma-ni-acs, those are the facts!