I'm at Amanda's weddin'
In a church on Thomas Street
I'm lookin' at a bridesmaid and she's lookin' back at me
And when the service ends I ask her if she wants a lift
A-back to the hotel and if it goes well
Finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy
And he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda so I might just go with him
And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me in his Subaru
So what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you?
I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've a horse outside
She said I don't believe ya,
I said It's fuckin' true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin' space
And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT
You'll arrive in style if you ride with me
And the boys are walkin' over, jinglin' their keys
I look the fuckers up and down and give 'em one of these
I say Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside
And fuck you Mitsubishi I've a horse outside
If you're lookin' for a ride I've a horse outside
Giddy up now, baby
Bless my soul
I rode the fucker 'round the field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar and he jumps like Tir Na nOg
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of Coke
And the boys are lookin' jealous as I lead yer one away
And just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl?
And she says I will of course
If you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
Fuck your Honda Civic I've a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside
Fuck you Mitsubishi I've a horse outside
If you're lookin' for a ride I've a horse outside
Giddy up now baby, giddy up now baby...