Hello and welcome!
It's time for
Paper Ponies
Pony tales cut out just for you!
Today's story:
"How Discord Got A Dress"
Rarity
was at Carousel Boutique
And said
DARLING!
for no good reason
other than being fabulous, of course
*ding!*
Suddenly
Discord popped into existence
How odd of me!
I didn't plan to exist today
Rarity
polite as always
greeted him
Discord
Darling!
What brings you to Carousel Boutique?
Where everything is chic, unique and
magnifique!
Mozambique!
ACK!
Grrr!
Look what you've done!
You infected me with all your "eeks"!
Nevermind!
I'm here today
to commission YOU
for a dress!
*ladylike laughter*
Oh don't be ridiculous, Darling!
Why would you ever want a dress from me?
Discord remained serious
As you can obviously see
I AM NAKED!
I've noticed!
And Fluttershy called you
the BEST designer
in ALL of Equestria!
Rarity was slightly flattered by this
Oh!
*chuckle*
*ladylike grunting*
Thank you, Darling!
I'm certain that Fluttershy
was exaggerating
No, she wasn't!
Well...
I'm a very busy noodle
so do you have something for me
to put on or not?
I might, Darling!
I might...
Rarity used her magic to show him
UAAH!!!
Discord was not happy about this
I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
Ow!
Luna!
Why do I feel like hurting Discord?
Who doesn't?
Sorry, Darling!
*snicker*
Couldn't resist!
BAH!
Hmmm...
well...
That was also just a tease, Darling!
Discord grew a little frustrated
What have I ever done to you
to deserve this TROLLING?!
Are you even a LEGIT designer?!
Show me your FASHION LICENSE!
Discord stole the license from her
and took a close look
Oh!
Pardon me!
This is your
driver's license
He took another look
Woah! Ho ho ho ho!
And I thought CELESTIA was old!
That wasn't exactly the best choice of words
*whimper*
*crying*
Believe it or not
but Discord felt a liiiiittle guilty
for what he had said
Uh...
Come on now!
Stop whining!
You're correct, Darling!
THIS IS WHINING!
*crying even louder*
HHHNNGGG!!!
Grrr!
Let me fix this for you!
Discord made a little adjustment
to Rarity's driver's license
and gave it back to her
THERE!
Now you are officially
five years old!
Five?
Eyup!
*ladylike excitement*
Rarity appreciated that
Discord however
was still waiting for his order
*affectionate noises*
WHAT?!
NO!
I need a dress!
NOT THIS!
Get o-
*sob*
You're right...
I NEEDED THIS!!!
*crying*
And this is the story
of how Discord got a nice warm
and most importantly
FABULOUS
hug
but he never got a dress
Yeah...
Remember that this story was titled
"How Discord Got A Dress"?
That was a lie!
Bye!