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Your honor, with all due respect to your eternal reign & princessly duties

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and despite Rainbow being super schwasted with BAC over 

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EIGHTY points. YOUR HONOR, I Rainbow Dash, let the record show

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that the record books show no accuracy in regards to the blessings I have received from

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Jesus Christ. - Dash! It is hard enough to consider you a friend when you continually disrespect my simple rules about now breaking through walls & windows

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you're a pleb

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As your lawyer, best friend, & horse wife I advise you to plead guilty

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As an immortal princess, I advise you that I don't care and do anything you want

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yolo

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My brain just had two conflicting thoughts I have never had this before

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It's called "thinking" Dash, I know it's new to you

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I'll follow my butt!

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Your honor, I am the fastest pony and I would like to eat some sort of bug or something in order to become an alicorn princess also

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Speaking as the only princess now that I have killed Celestia & imprisoned Luna & other one

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from now on you must be my horse wife

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but if you forget to carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain you will be cursed forever &eternity

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[sexy horse sounds] 

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[maid outfit wingboner]

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[subtitle jokes]

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o brother, where art thou? [soundtrack available on Warner Music Group.com]

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recording in front of orlando bloom