[MELVIN] Hi ! My name is Melvin ! And I'm a unicorn !
[MELVIN] : ... a blue unicorn !
[REMI] : WHORES AND HORNS !
[MELVIN] : Oh. Yeah. I forgot to mention: the universe is in danger.
[MELVIN] : The cause : 12 fragments ... of GRAPEFRUIT ??
GRAPEFRUIIIIIIIT
[MELVIN] : With Rémi and Doctor Flocon, we try to collect them
[MELVIN] : before it's too late !!
[MELVIN] : It's going to be super ruffling !!
♫ I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST ♫
"Pink phone" Created by OhPonyBoy
[MELVIN] My bladder is going to explode ... I'm going down the tower
[REMI] Take this duck that makes POUIC with you
[REMI] I will make an appointment with the Oracle
[DR. FLOCON] I like farting
[DR. FLOCON] I like farting in tight places
[Elevator song !]
[I'm an elevator song !]
[Elevator song !]
[I'm an elevator song !]
Hello and welcome to the information hotline of the Eggplant Tower.
This-call-can-be-recorded-and-fragments-can-be-used-for-Australian-por**-dubbing
Do you want to join the Eggplant cult?
Type 1
Your horn is stuck in a fly?
Type 2
Did you discover a disturbing artifact that looks like a piece of grapefruit?
Type 3
Do you want to meet young unicorns near you?
Type 4
You want to make an appointment with the Oracle
Yes that's it !
burp and fart at the same time after the signal.
(SO EPIC !!!!)
(SOO EPIC !!!!)
Signal
you have ordered 74 pizzas with pepperoni
WHORES AND HORNS !
Is it possible to add olives?
Yes ?
What do you want ?
fruit salad in a closet
Can you look elsewhere? You stress me a little.
You block me
The jurisdiction in force on the planet Aubergine requests a
The jurisdiction in force on the planet Aubergine requests a PURPLE form
The jurisdiction in force on the planet Aubergine requests a PURPLE form to be able to make an appointment.
Do you have a PURPLE form?
Enter the 37 letters located on the 8th page of the purple form.
8th page ...
You pressed 3.
What? No
If you are happy to have done the 3, type 2.
Otherwise type 1. If you want to continue typing, type 4.
The 4 !
You pressed 1.
Noooooooo
Your complaint has been filed.
To continue typing 2
if you want to type 2 without continuing, type 3.
To go back, say "I am satisfied with the customer service"
I am satisfied ...
Louder.
I am satisfied ...
distinctly.
I am satisfied ... with the customer service
You have requested an appointment with the Oracle.
All our correspondents are busy. Thank you for waiting.
[I really don't like to wait]
[I want to break everything when I have to wait]
[I really don't like to wait]
[I want to break everything when I have to wait]
That was the longest pee in the world!
Technically, no one can say that's not true
[I want to break everything when I have to wait]
[I really don't like to wait]
[I want to break everything when I have to wait]
[I really don't like to wait]
[I want to break everything when I have to ....
That, is a carnivorous cupboard. More specifically, the Carnivus model of the Ikeo family.
It is better not to urinate on their territory.
Provide a Phillips screwdriver
And especially : don't scream. They hate that.
Yeeah, that's the first time I've met one.
Taste the power of my cheeks !!
Taste the power of improvisation !!!
GO RICHARD !!!
Ruffling.
[I really don't like to wait]
[I want to break everything when I have to wait]
[I really don't like to wait]
[I want to break everything when I have to wait]
[I really don't like to wait]
[I want to break everything when I have to wait]
How to recognize the ELEMENT of the unicorn that faces you? Observe his pupils, his MARK or even his ears! It is common opinion that EGGPLANT unicorns have the cutest ears.
Richard, you will always leave a mark in my heart.
And on the floor.
[Oh look, an untranslatable French joke about ducks !]
That was not so good
[Meanwhile all we hear are these few notes on the speaker]
[ELEVATOR SONG]
[I'M AN ELEVATOR SONG]
[ELEVATOR SONG]
I failed Melvin. I may not be patient ...
but I am beautiful.
Downstairs there was a large cupboard and ...
did it have doors and drawers?
Yes !
So it was really a cupboard.
My marks went on but nothing happened so I fight it with kung fu.
But since he's in the woods, he did not do anything, so I throw Richard.
Richard the duck !
[It's really so sad]
It was an explosive duck. They hate cupboard.
Okay that raises a lot of questions. The duck was filled with gas, I guess?
I don't Remember Melvin.
Oh yeah of course.
oh and sorry if the monster who tried to eat me was one of your ex !
Rebecca ... was just a phase
[It's really so sad]
Are there other things like this that want my death when I urinate ??
Nah, because it will be nice if I know about it !
Usually unicorns have cheeks that work. It avoids a lot of worries.
It's not my fault
You'll have to stay here a little longer.
And I need a new phone.
[It's really so sad]
But the good news is that we found a space just for you!
Follow me !
Ruffling
It will be better than the sofa I hope!
We refitted a room that we didn't use anymore.
(We put your mark on the door.)
but ..
but it's the toilets that you have refurbished ?!
Welcome to the Air Tower, Melvin.
ADMINISTRATION is omnipresent on PLANET EGGPLANT. It is said that many imprudent unicorns died of dehydration in its innumerable administrative corridors.
HOLY PRIEST OF THE EGGPLANT considers THE ADMINISTRATION as one of the 4 VIRTUOUS VIRTUES. Its followers practice it with a lot of enthusiasm.